Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Sicko Hunter said:
What dirt? That he gets blackout drunk and beats off to chaterbate girls all day? Everyone already knows his dirt lol.
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If anything she can say that, "he jerks off to cam girls all the time!", and "when he's not streaming all he does is fight with trolls over talk-to-text". Which isn't news. The only way I think Jessica would be able to upset him is talking about his dick being small or something, cobes won't take kindly to that nonsense. He's got a massive hog.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
And then it'll be even better!

But I wouldn't be surprised if she put up revenge porn.
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I believe that's a crime in Virginia, which would take this to the next level. :story:
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"Maam, you're under arrest for posting revenge porn as per Virginia law"
"I DIDN'T POST REVENGE PORN! WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO?!!"

If that happens I would pay to see the bodycam footage of her arrest.
 
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Let’s address the real situation here: those poop encrusted finger nails
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
What did he say in the beginning of the video, there?
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"NIGGERS so we got a little bit of a chocolate beer left" I notice he's been doing this a lot now, he starts talking before it records, the last couple have been like that. "UP FUCKERS we're going to do a drink review"
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
New vid, 'toobz.


What did he say in the beginning of the video, there?
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He’s so triggered over Brittney Spears calling Ozzy “boring” lol. Just immediately goes to:
  • She’s a whore
  • She has daddy issues
  • Younger, more beautiful women are taking over, like Billie Eilish
  • She’s a slag
  • She’s a slut
  • Ozzy has been making music longer
  • She got knocked up by one of her backup dancers
  • Kelly is too proper to do what Brittney does
  • LEAVE THE OSBORNES ALONE!!!!!!
  • People in third world countries have it worse and she can afford clean drinking water
  • Her life isn’t that bad
  • Ozzy isn’t a fan of her dance videos
  • She sets a bad example
  • Women get body image issues from Brittney Spears
  • THE OSBORNES AREN’T BORING!!!!!
  • Challenges her to do as many drugs as Ozzy and still survive
  • Brittney is overreacting
  • Brittney needs to post naked pictures on Instagram to stay relevant
  • May as well start an OnlyFans
  • If she wasn’t attractive, no one would care what she has to say
  • Sharon has been accused of racism
  • Dumb blondes with big boobs aren’t hard to find in Hollywood
  • Her opinion is only being validated because of her looks
  • If a guy had the same mental breakdowns she has had, he’d be told to “suck it up”
  • If he had a daughter that dressed like Brittney Spears, he’d tell her to stop dressing like a slut and put on some clothes
  • Prostitution should be legalized
  • Marriage is like prostitution anyway, because women steal all the money
  • Women don’t want equality to men
Such a woman respecter
 
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I do agree with King Cobes that Britney is a dumb whore whose opinion is meaningless. However, I don't think she's attractive. Current Britney Spears looks like a meth whore you'd see at any redneck bar at midnight. She looks strung out and insane.
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I legitimately wouldn't even if I was on a 6 year dry spell.
 
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Behold, an actual 3/10, 42-year-old woman (Jesus Christ burn her:cringe::cringe::cringe:!!!)

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An actual 8/10 (Weather permitting) goddess, and a contender for the Casper beauty awards, loved by both policemen and parents alike.

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Bonus ironic clip, considering she who shall not be named that is coming on the 16th to rape him like a sex doll.
 
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I like that, while most Americans are in shock over the whole Biden stepping aside thing, Cobes is pissed about someone calling his idol boring. This is why I love Cobra.

I like how he tried to pretend to be objective, then just started hurling a list of insults at her. Also, what does he mean "bad example for people under a certain age"? Is he so afraid of even saying the word underage now?

Edit: I'm still watching the video, he just said a new classic cobraism: "You can be sexy without being sexual, that's just my opinion"
 
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