Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He’s so triggered over Brittney Spears calling Ozzy “boring” lol. Just immediately goes to:
  • She’s a whore
  • She has daddy issues
  • Younger, more beautiful women are taking over, like Billie Eilish
  • She’s a slag
  • She’s a slut
  • Ozzy has been making music longer
  • She got knocked up by one of her backup dancers
  • Kelly is too proper to do what Brittney does
  • LEAVE THE OSBORNES ALONE!!!!!!
  • People in third world countries have it worse and she can afford clean drinking water
  • Her life isn’t that bad
  • Ozzy isn’t a fan of her dance videos
  • She sets a bad example
  • Women get body image issues from Brittney Spears
  • THE OSBORNES AREN’T BORING!!!!!
  • Challenges her to do as many drugs as Ozzy and still survive
  • Brittney is overreacting
  • Brittney needs to post naked pictures on Instagram to stay relevant
  • May as well start an OnlyFans
  • If she wasn’t attractive, no one would care what she has to say
  • Sharon has been accused of racism
  • Dumb blondes with big boobs aren’t hard to find in Hollywood
  • Her opinion is only being validated because of her looks
  • If a guy had the same mental breakdowns she has had, he’d be told to “suck it up”
  • If he had a daughter that dressed like Brittney Spears, he’d tell her to stop dressing like a slut and put on some clothes
  • Prostitution should be legalized
  • Marriage is like prostitution anyway, because women steal all the money
  • Women don’t want equality to men
Such a woman respecter
I know he’s legit retarded, but I’m always taken aback by how dumb he is.
 
I know he’s legit retarded, but I’m always taken aback by how dumb he is.
Cobes is incapable of having a nice, rational discussion of anything. He never really talks about anything on a deep level, nor does he seem to ever go against popular opinion. It’s almost as if he treads carefully in fear of pissing people off. Maybe he’s afraid to get canceled so it’s all superficial bs conversations.

And despite being literally low iq and 99.99 percent sure that he has fragile x, he never seems to talk about the inequalities disabled people face, or the state of current affairs in the US, the implications of Roe Vs Wade being rolled back, etc

Nope. It’s always “Ozzy rules, I need money, and I’m making a new album”.

He truly doesn’t care about women, or anyone else but himself. He just says what he thinks people want to hear, and takes the path of least resistance
 
And despite being literally low iq and 99.99 percent sure that he has fragile x, he never seems to talk about the inequalities disabled people face, or the state of current affairs in the US, the implications of Roe Vs Wade being rolled back, etc
He doesn't want to admit to being really disabled with some serious condition. Autism is less "bad" these days, especially higher-functioning kinds, so he's OK with using that.

Explains the huge balls and no shaft at least.
 
I know he’s legit retarded, but I’m always taken aback by how dumb he is.
He’ll just repeat whatever the algorithm tells him, and right now the algorithm is telling him to repeat red pill talking points. If the algorithm told him that it was fine to go full Hitler or Stalin fanboy, he’d do that too if it was seen as socially acceptable. I noticed in his rant, he had very little original thought put into it (aside from really weird insults that combined different curse words). It sounded like he was trying to repeat what he’s seen/heard on red pill podcasts, but translated into retard.
 
I could not possibly care any less about celebrity drama, but I love seeing Cobes get his green panties in a twist over Ozzy. This is the most animated he's been in a month. Weird how he'd do it over Brittany though. Wasn't she the woman he got caught in search history looking at tits when he was 12? Also I hate that he's started punctuating his sentences by clinking his Spencer's rings on whatever glass or can he's drinking out of. skyGod save me from the eternal "swirl, stare, clink, drink" loops. Also from the sound of em I'd bet that at least one of those wet 'n juicy kisses blown to the troles was a full on shart.
 
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And despite being literally low iq and 99.99 percent sure that he has fragile x, he never seems to talk about the inequalities disabled people face, or the state of current affairs in the US, the implications of Roe Vs Wade being rolled back, etc
He actually has talked about Roe Vs Wade a few times in the past.
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