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Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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BETTER NOT BE UPLOADING AT 3AM BOY!
He shouts out Danny Filth’s birthday. We got a brand new drink combo: Cobra’s tropical Taco Bell blast. It consists of Howler head banana whiskey, Baja Blast, and mango fiesta tea from Taco Bell.
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1000 pages ago, almost nothing was different, except the dry spell was still going strong. I predict the next 1000 pages will be pretty similar to the last 1000. By the time we reach page 4000 though, I think by then Cobes will have had a serious medical emergency.
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On the road to 3k I think he will get married to NaL, and he will finally lose the battle with his teeth. I think dentures for about 3 weeks, then he will fuck them up trying to make vampire teeth or something stupid. Painting them green and putting "ozzy rulez" on them with a sharpie.
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I want to see vampire teeth dentures so badly
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He's going to make a solid effort cutting back on his drinking and working on his temper
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I dunno why it needs to be explained so many time to newfags, but Clint bought it. Not Josh. SSI gives two fucks that someone’s pee paw gave them a place to live.
TheCakeIsALie
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I’m not a newfag,. My account is 7 years old. and I am well aware he couldn’t afford it. That’s my point. Josh isn’t paying for the trailer. So maybe he has more disposable income and doesn’t need to beg as much.
I’m also a bit of an SS expert myself and there are rules about housing and so on and when it counts as a resource and when it doesn’t.
Also, if Clint pays for Josh’s shelter needs (water, electricity, heating and cooling, etc) that goes beyond what he gets from SSI, that actually counts against Josh. Donations also count against SSI and I doubt he reports that every month, so he’s defiantly defrauding the SSA in some way.
Lastly, ssi recipients who are adults and have rep payees are never supposed to have access to their money directly, that’s one of the rules of being a rep payee.
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Plus Cobra's paying the mortgage/lot fees just like his rent anyways. The mortgage would only be $350/month for a 30-year so it's something he can easily afford. My guess is he's slightly ahead on housing costs compared to what he was paying at the Conquistador.
I don't know how financing works with manufactured homes but I assume it's similar to a mortgage on a regular house.
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This is a beautiful 2000th page intro post
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Better not get drunk and forget to shoutout your idol on his actual birthday, BOY.
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"Mr. President, a 2nd clock tower's been hit."
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Wouldnt it be funny to just make really well done “Saunders 2024” hit piece ads against Kamala & Trump but right at the end just make them abruptly racist and roll credits.
“This….is America. Once a land of equality and prosperity, it now exists as a safe haven for the worst kinds of people. Thanks to the work of Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, our downtown streets are filled with murderers, baby killers and drug dealers. Is this what you want your children growing up in? President Saunders doesn’t. Vote Saunders 2024 and for each ballot cast, he’ll remove a black.”
This has been a public service announcement.
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"My fellow Americans, you stand at a crossroads. On one side, a convicted felon who the media hates. On the other, a woman who incriminated men for possession of marijuana. We here at Project Serpent have a third option, the best of both worlds."
"He'll make weed and prostitution legal. He's got a criminal record. He hates sickos just like you. And he tries to make the best out of every single day, just like you."
"This election, vote Josh Saunders as president-elect. Together, we'll make America a nation of stoned Satanists."
"My name's Josh Saunders, and I approve this memo. Let's make America greater, doodt."
"He'll make weed and prostitution legal. He's got a criminal record. He hates sickos just like you. And he tries to make the best out of every single day, just like you."
"This election, vote Josh Saunders as president-elect. Together, we'll make America a nation of stoned Satanists."
"My name's Josh Saunders, and I approve this memo. Let's make America greater, doodt."
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Sickos? In MY cabinet? TMDNWU
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I have a feeling this dude is being flooded with weens, his subs are going up steadily and his latest video is addressing "his fans". I smell gayops in the works. Whoever said youtube added cranium recognition to the algo was dead on. If you took a screenshot of his channel and blurred it, you would think it's cobes channel.
the only give away is the 3-4 word video titles.