Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[NaggotFigger]

Apologize for the double post BUUUUT of all of these sorts of people it’s gotta be Jessica Messica. I want to see NAL seethe.

White trash women like NAL are massive retards, along with Cobes, but unlike the cobra himself, the bog witch just want that good cash, and when she did not get what she hungers the most, she will seethe extremely bad because she herself is unemployed and having no income. The only reason Jessica even dates Cobes was for leeching on that good welfare cash that Josh have, and then talk shit about him faraway from Wyoming and flex on her activities with Cobes.

Cobra and Jessica wouldn't fit lolcow live very well. Keem is desperate to keep the spotlight on the show with Boogie's freakouts. Cobra would ramble aimlessly and drink while Wings throws softballs. NAL would be insane but neither Boogie nor Wings are the type to wrangle her and Keem is a loud idiot. NAL should be given enough rope to hang herself on a podcast with a host able to keep pushing her to say more and more. Wings is just too passive and Boogie would want to compare rape stories when she starts talking about incest.

Consider both's poor synergy with each other, I agree. If lolcow.live was up for the KingCobraJFS and NAL collaboration, it would not really work at all. But it would be funny when you see NAL went on a whoring meltdown whilst Keem, Wings and Boogie watches her seething about no money and no income, whilst Cobes is just there doe-eyed and making unholy swamp grub and brewing whilst rambling. Doubt that could happen, unless if Cobes unwittingly agreed to the spotlight for once; and NAL is just impossible to be tard wrangled because she is a white trash. This would not end really well for the podcast.

Jessica is currently streaming on Twitch and her stream is titled "I'm sorry Josh"

I asked why she was apologizing to someone that apparently "put his hands on her neck twice". She immediately banned me so it looks like the apology tour where she pretends she never said those things is underway.

I guess white trashes are white trashes, but turns out she is inconsistent with her lines and proof, consider her mental retardation and no education anyway. But that was still funny to see her seething about Cobes and make claims so that she can come back to the Boglim's home and leech on his welfare income again like no tomorrow. But Cobes would still look for free pussy, as long as daddy Clint providing his son places to live. She would still leech on Cobes' money as usual, but that is my theory to come.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

If NAL ends up on a podcast, it would be extremely funny for Jessica Messica to show up and get stuck into her. The meltdown would be off the charts

 

[Fortyone]

Cobes isn't the same type of purposely grifting lolcows like Wings and Boogie, and wouldn't fit in there. He just wants to hang out and get pussy.

If the paypigs stopped throwing money at him for nothing he would be, or he would at least make more fucking wands or livestreams instead of whatever he does now

 

[Down From The Champions]

If Josh truly has ODD now would be the most important time for it to help him. Not just ODD, be smart Josh. Pussy isn't worth all that mind fuck.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Dudes way less retarded and down bad as josh when faced with BPD pussy have made this same mistake. I'm starting to think it will be a literal miracle if he doesn't talk to her ever again.

 

[lottalove]

Dudes way less retarded and down bad as josh when faced with BPD pussy have made this same mistake. I'm starting to think it will be a literal miracle if he doesn't talk to her ever again.

In his right mind he knows at least since Feburary, when his first "I'm done" video was, that she is emotionally manipulative and trying to make him feel sorry for her, but he is prone to do so still.

It would surprise me, if he, when confronted with a real life, apparently tame and beaten down Jessica, would be able to control his actions effectively enough. Let her just come up with a "getting closure" talk. Just one more time etc.
But we'll see. Two weeks more to go.

 

[Giant Machine]

he's going to dump a load and tell her to fuck off. lol

Literally the WORST thing he could do. She will uber on over to the hospital to have a rape kit done on her. It would be over for Cobes.

Edit: Oops I misread that when I first woke up and thought you said dump a load IN her lmao. Obviously you didn't mean that.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Funny how the dude who sent the first ticket, picked nal up from the airport, and paneled for JM is now quiet as fuck. Dude is a weirdo and essentially caused all of this, you'd think he is sitting there saying fuck what did I do but based on all his actions he's prob laughing and jerking off because he obviously a sick fuck. Even when I had more hatred for cobes I never would have wished this upon him. Even when I was in the Alog discord no one wanted nal to destroy the BOY. It's like only the worst people want to see the end result of him and nal together.

 

[3deadniggers]

Consider both's poor synergy with each other, I agree. If lolcow.live was up for the KingCobraJFS and NAL collaboration, it would not really work at all. But it would be funny when you see NAL went on a whoring meltdown whilst Keem, Wings and Boogie watches her seething about no money and no income, whilst Cobes is just there doe-eyed and making unholy swamp grub and brewing whilst rambling. Doubt that could happen, unless if Cobes unwittingly agreed to the spotlight for once; and NAL is just impossible to be tard wrangled because she is a white trash. This would not end really well for the podcast.

Keem will offer her cash over and over and try to keep her freaking out to stay on the line. We see it with boogie already even if it's fake

 

[Zashaiba]

Jessica wants that $165 Casper sushi! Date night disaster livestream at the sushi bar will be MDWU

 

[ibeatmywife]

Jessica wants that $165 Casper sushi! Date night disaster livestream at the sushi bar will be MDWU

Well atleast as of now josh is saying they are still broken up and if she comes to the trailer he is going to call the cops on her and not let her in.

Edit: this is the full text from anliteralidiots post I got it from JM community tab.

 

[Zashaiba]

Well atleast as of now josh is saying they are still broken up and if she comes to the trailer he is going to call the cops on her and not let her in.

You never know. She could not shower for a week and the wendussy stank pheremones will overcome our BOY and he opens the door to burger den that baconator like an apple. Then he either goes into the negative treating her to flyover-fresh sushi and the saga continues or we get funkytown $8 machete edition on wpd. Like, recently his content hasn’t been exactly popping so some drama will be MDWU

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Telling her off on YouTube is all well and good but easy pussy is a siren call far less retarded men than him has succumbed to. Dude regretted cutting up an onahole, who's to say he won't feel that times 10 when he gets horny enough. This is the hard part.

 

[curbside2]

Telling her off on YouTube is all well and good but easy pussy is a siren call far less retarded men than him has succumbed to. Dude regretted cutting up an onahole, who's to say he won't feel that times 10 when he gets horny enough. This is the hard part.

If she shows up, then Josh is going to let her in. It's sad but 90% likely.

 

[Molly Millions]

"The troles can't handle that Jessica and I have gotten back together..."

But in all seriousness, what do you think the cops are actually going to do? They're going to convince Cobra to let her in so that they can leave without arresting anyone.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But in all seriousness, what do you think the cops are actually going to do? They're going to convince Cobra to let her in so that they can leave without arresting anyone.

They'll cite her for trespassing or something similar and if it she doesn't comply escalate it. They're not going to arrest her first or risk a potential DV situation or worse by not acting. Even a cursory look at her shows this is someone who isn't mentally stable and is likely a danger to the resident.

The cops know him well enough to know it's no bullshit toobz if he or Clint calls them.

 

[BallBuster II]

While I wouldn't put it past her to just go thinking Josh is going to cave once he gets a whiff off that sweet Wendy's strange, she has to realize that it is 50/50 that he let's her in, and if he doesn't, her ass doesn't have money for a motel.

I knew this saga wasn't over.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

While I wouldn't put it past her to just go thinking Josh is going to cave once he gets a whiff off that sweet Wendy's strange, she has to realize that it is 50/50 that he let's her in, and if he doesn't, her ass doesn't have money for a motel.

I knew this saga wasn't over.

If she ends up homeless in Casper, Cobes will use it as a reason to never go outside anymore. Harassment from troles and him getting banned from places has nothing on the insane, shrieking homeless ex that's out for blood.

 

[ApplewhitesSummerCamp]

While I wouldn't put it past her to just go thinking Josh is going to cave once he gets a whiff off that sweet Wendy's strange, she has to realize that it is 50/50 that he let's her in, and if he doesn't, her ass doesn't have money for a motel.

I knew this saga wasn't over.

Guarantee Aryan Aaron lets her come over instead even with bad blood between them. Junkies are fickle like that (esp with the possibility to score in more ways than one).

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

While I wouldn't put it past her to just go thinking Josh is going to cave once he gets a whiff off that sweet Wendy's strange, she has to realize that it is 50/50 that he let's her in, and if he doesn't, her ass doesn't have money for a motel.

I knew this saga wasn't over.

This was just the calm before the storm. No declaration of independence comes without a fight, these are the times that try men's souls.