Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Shiverpeaks said:
If Jessica turns up to Casper Josh will take care of her and let her stay with him. Despite him being SICK OF IT he is a trained seal. he will be the good guy who won't leave a woman abandoned away from home. He's dumb and predictable and that's why he's easy to manipulate. He already swore NAL off once before they got together and still dated her.
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normally i would agree with you but this time its different. he had not fully experienced what NAL was like. so it was far easier for her to just play nice and get him to change his mind.

in his mind all women are a little crazy so NAL freaking out a bit was just normal and letting her go would mean the troles win. i think now he understands at least a little bit that NAL is more than just a little crazy and that she causes only bad things to happen to him. it also does not help her case that she was insulting him by saying he is worse of an alcoholic than she is and also said he was abusive torwards her.

with his ODD the worst thing you can do is challenge him because he is just going to put his foot down and because NAL is a retard shes going to get even more angry because of this and proceed to make it even worse

. i think if NAL does manage to get to casper and see cobes shes either not gonna make it out of the airport or shes going to end up getting arrested.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
in other cobraverse news Wings is trying to get him and Jessica on for lolcow live but the chances of that happening are probably about as good as fishtank.
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Found the tweet:
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Orkeosaurus said:
Cobra might go but they would absolutely have to hide the fact Jessica will be there and when she pops up he'll disconnect faster than when Cyraxx joined one of his white trash panels. Boy is allergic to conflict.
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Cobra let anxiety and addiction take over his life past ~2017, he doesn't leave the trailer, stream, allow comments, interact with real people, etc. and he won't do anything if it will stop him from sitting in his apartment alone all day drunk. The guy avoids any kind of work or conflict as long as he gets a place he can pass out and get drunk in and enough money for booze.

basically, if it doesn't result in pleasure that is stress-free and easy to get he won't do it.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Found the tweet:
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And for those who aren’t following Jessica’s thread, Wings was given her email.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
So if that gay lolcow show wants Josh on they need to let Krystal roberts moderate or get some white trash goth girls to participate.
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Apologize for the double post BUUUUT of all of these sorts of people it’s gotta be Jessica Messica. I want to see NAL seethe.
 
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Cobra and Jessica wouldn't fit lolcow live very well. Keem is desperate to keep the spotlight on the show with Boogie's freakouts. Cobra would ramble aimlessly and drink while Wings throws softballs. NAL would be insane but neither Boogie nor Wings are the type to wrangle her and Keem is a loud idiot. NAL should be given enough rope to hang herself on a podcast with a host able to keep pushing her to say more and more. Wings is just too passive and Boogie would want to compare rape stories when she starts talking about incest.
 
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gogeta77 said:
If cobes gets back with her I am becoming an alog.
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If it was fully josh's choice, I think he would get back with her. Easy pussy coming to your door is hard to pass when you're in his shoes. Methinks Clint providing him that place to live overrides Josh's ODD and he is allowed to lay down the law disallowing the Bog Witch that was partly what got him kicked out of the old apartment.
 
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