Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ibeatmywife said:
If we are lucky clint will catch wind of her plan to go and have josh with him while local PD awaits her arrival
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Can you please stop being retarded? Clint will not step in to protect Josh. He never does, he doesn't want to and he can't be forced. He will continue to keep Josh at arm's length and leave him there as long as possible. If he was going to stop her he would have done it pre eviction.
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Can you please stop being retarded? Clint will not step in to protect Josh. He never does, he doesn't want to and he can't be forced. He will continue to keep Josh at arm's length and leave him there as long as possible. If he was going to stop her he would have done it pre eviction.
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Even if that's true, why would he let josh admit jessica is the reason he was evicted and then her come to see him in his new trailer? Just so josh loses it and becomes an even bigger problem for him?
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Even if that's true, why would he let josh admit jessica is the reason he was evicted and then her come to see him in his new trailer? Just so josh loses it and becomes an even bigger problem for him?
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Clint has never stepped in to save Josh from himself ever. He hasn't done it with his drinking, dust, drugs, trolling or psycho ex girlfriend. He doesn't want to, he doesn't have to and he doesn't do it. The only time Clint steps in is when is when Josh has made such a mess of things he has to find him a new place to live. That's literally the only time. And Jessica being in Casper is not the homeless saga.

How many pages of "Why doesn't Clint do something?!" have we been through and you still think Clint is going to step in now?
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
If she does, I would bet good money that she's going to have to get past Clint's big guns. Local police and Clint will be outside blocking the way. Showing up at someone's house uninvited when you're an unhinged bog hag who has previously made threats of violence... It's going to be a really bad time, for her.

Clint for sure knows how insane she is, how dangerous she is, knows that he had to pack up his little boglim into new housing and that she's a legitimate threat to his current housing, I have no doubt there will be a small army of the Casper Theatre Troupe led by Big Guns Clint protecting the boy.

"You can't stay here bud, you don't have an invite!", time to brush off Bad Company, Cobes.
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I wish there was a way to pass the information to Cobes that there is a way to get an order of protection on someone who is threatening to come to you when you don't want them to. Not straight up tell him to go to the court house to do that but to get the idea in his head. He just needs to come to the realization himself. He can never be told after all.

NAL is pure psychosis given human form. If she makes it to his trailer there is no telling what will happen. When the cops show up she will say Cobes raped her and tried to kill her and all that.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
Do you not think Clint might have the slightest motivation to keep Jessica away since she JUST got Josh evicted a few months ago?
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Remember Josh getting arrested for being drunk? What did Clint do after that? Nothing. Next Christmas he's offering booze to kids and causing more problems.

Clint will not step in unless Cobra has been evicted. He never has and never will. He wants to be Josh's friend not his parent
 
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His ODD is bad but certain things seem to get through, him being evicted seemed to allow clint to set some kind of limit on streaming to avoid excessive trolling. It's not a stretch for him to explain to josh that she could very easily get him kicked out of the trailer park and since he can't rent other apartments clint could say he would have no choice but to put him in a group home or to live with him both choices josh wouldn't like. Clint wouldn't have to threaten him at all just explain the situation and now that josh has admitted alot of things I don't think he would be against it.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
No matter what happens, my hope is that when the time comes, Casper PD will act in the public interest and release the bodycam footage where they confront, tase and arrest a NAL in full BPDemon mode
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There is someone on YT who is currently FOIA for every bodycam footage related to nal apparently there is a bunch so wouldn't take too long. She has one for the casper visits too but based on the post it seems like nal has way more in virginia.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Jessica was adamant she would need 5mil from Keemstar to go on. And she's bad at negotiating, so her prices only go up.
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Cobra might go but they would absolutely have to hide the fact Jessica will be there and when she pops up he'll disconnect faster than when Cyraxx joined one of his white trash panels. Boy is allergic to conflict.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
Cobra might go but they would absolutely have to hide the fact Jessica will be there and when she pops up he'll disconnect faster than when Cyraxx joined one of his white trash panels. Boy is allergic to conflict.
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I don't think she'll go, unless he's already on. But hopefully they'll have a good laugh with him, first, about dropping that crazy bitch, and gas him up.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
Cobra might go
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Cobra is strange. If people want him to go to Lolcow live, he will not go. Just like when Josh wanted to interview him on MATI. Cobra really only likes to go on panels with other retards who are so retarded that Josh enjoys their company. Like Juggalos, or slutty old ugly meth head women with big tits on display. Seizure had to pretend to be someone else and go through one of the aforementioned panels to talk to Josh. So if that gay lolcow show wants Josh on they need to let Krystal roberts moderate or get some white trash goth girls to participate.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
No matter what happens, my hope is that when the time comes, Casper PD will act in the public interest and release the bodycam footage where they confront, tase and arrest a NAL in full BPDemon mode
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The PD are some of his biggest fans who know him on a first-name basis. Darf can call in a favor or two as well.
 
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