Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:

Start:
Puts on another rage bait Terrence Pop video. Drinking a fruity beer. Marriage is a personal choice. Back to the video.
3:26:
Some feminists ruining it for everyone. Gender relations Double standards in TV shows. Back to the video.
5:17:
Ladies who are tired of men pressuring them for sex should stop pressuring men for Marriage. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Divorce scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
7:50:
Gender relations and marriage. Simp shaming. Slut shaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives dating advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of a boyfriend that all the of age ladies want. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about impotence. Dating scene. Fuck sexism fuck racism fuck sickos power to the people. Back to the video.
12:15:
Entitled women. Dating scene. We all die alone. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. System error. I'm just saying YouTube. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Side chicks, both sides Gender relations. Compares sex to driving a sports car. Gender relations. He ordered pizza earlier. Side chick side dude bad. Kobes has seen it first hand from other people's experiences.
22:00:
Scenario of a couple fighting and cooling off with their friends. Back to the video
23:42:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Musical joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheating bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and Side chicks. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
26:12:
Talks about his temper and his social media video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations, scenario of a couple fighting in the park. Back to the video. Gender relations.
29:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says Darfliny and his wife's relationship is the type of relationship people should want. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
31:09:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Body positivity double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It's okay to have standards once it's of age and consensual. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
33:05:
Women want strong men because they want to feel sad. It's genetics. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards in standards. Can't control genetics. Aussie shampoo making him look less bald. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women only have to show up on the dating scene.
36:04:
KingSoapraJFS. Back to the video.
37:55:
Fat chicks need loving too. Body standards gender relations. Body positivity double standards. Double standards bar scenario. Talks about being creepy in high school buy he's a YouTube celebrity now. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
41:09:
Women put under more pressure than men to look good. Preference is okay once it's of age and consensual. Manscape , shar'ia law. Ugly men demanding attractive women is hypocrisy at its finest. Standards rant.
45:24:
Gets his pizza. Lists off the toppings.
45:58:
Yukbang. #notasponsor he has 1 slice and saves the rest for later. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
49:39:
Vegan joke. Back to the video. Kobes is sick of it YouTube. Gender relations, dating scene.
51:14:
Shills his hoodie on Bonfire. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in society. Talks about E thots. Kobes would unsubscribe from all the hot of age female youtubers he follows if he had a girlfriend. Back to the video for 2 seconds. #killallmen Complaining about women.
55:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Going to switch to Bud light after he finishes his drink. Talks about his cigarettes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
57:39:
Not liking fat chicks is a personal choice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you reject a girl because she's too fat for you it's Body shaaaaaming. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women want men who are 6ft tall, 6 inch dick 6 salary figure. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Terrence Pop's wife. Back to the video.
1:02:45:
The Internet is full of bullshit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This might sound a little new fashioned... Kobes explains how women think. Back to the video.
1:04:47:
Gender relations and employment. Kobes is very grateful to have his wand business. Back to the video.
1:05:46:
Gender roles . Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck traditional Gender roles. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Stay at home dads double standards. Complaining about women.
1:10:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Repeat.
1:16:10:
Talking about Divorce and how homedad Clint had to fight for custody of him. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Can crush for the fans. Saving the can fir Darfliny so he can turn his drinking habit into something good. Moar beer.
1:18:26:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shills ocean hero #notasponsor looks up which Gender files more divorces. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It's rude that women expect men to make the first move and when he does call him rapey. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminazis.
1:22:41:
Back to the video. Child support custody. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene. Back to the video. Gender relations.
1:25:34:
Tactical soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Damaged goods in the dating scene. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trading up phones, jobs, friends. That's pretty objectifying dude. Back to the video.
Gender relations.
1:30:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Explains how to make walnuts wet. Feed your of age girlfriend after sex. Back to the video.
1:33:55:
Reads what's written on the screen. Crazy cat ladies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Women have a princess complex. Gender relations. What is Peter Pan complex?. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes hates asking his parents for anything.
1:40:15:
Gives relationship advice. Fishing trip cancelled because of in laws scenario.
1:45:30:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. NOt smoking indoors. Kobes doesn't like asking his parents for beer or laundry money. No plans for Halloween, might dress as the green phantom and go to a bar. Wants to post his Mrs. Green staff soon. Talks about Mrs Green.
1:51:18:
Talking about how he finds his own way to get beer money. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes expects his imagination of age girlfriend to take care of him. Cobra craft handmade wands is back. Says he got a call from the customer who made the complaint and they got the wands and sent him $250 so he bought that pizza. Back to the video.
1:55:26:
Back to fishing trip scenario. Gal pal vacation scenario. Scenario about Chad and Cheryl. Back to the video.
1:58:20:
Kobes us famous in Frostys. Talks about drinking with Exhumed. Sings his free balling song. Songs love is a highway. Can crush for the fans.
2:02:14:
Miar pizza. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides! Talks about his pizza. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:07:15:
Getting sex is easier for women. Gays. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He's just eating pizza, having a beer and telling it like it is. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his wands. Trolls. Tactical soap. Talks about the Mrs Green staff. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
2:14:18:
Talks about getting stood up. Back to the video.
2:16:08:
Smoke break.
2:21:08:
Returns. Talks about his temper. Reads what's written on the screen. Women don't like being called too fat or hairy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Entitled western women. Women living under shar'ia law. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:24:09:
Back to the video. Both genders are insecure. Double standards. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Reads what's written on the screen.
2:27:10:
Moar beer and gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Women who rejected him in high school regret it now because he has a world wide cult. Back to the video. Slut shaming. Simp shaming.
2:33:00:
Graphic sexual description. Slut shaming and simp shaming. Billie Eliajh. Back to the video. Gender relations.
2:38:10:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Double standards in dry spells. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sexual independence. Fuck sickos. Back to the video
2:41:20:
Reads what's written on the screen twice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Both sides. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations.
2:46:27:
Moar pizza and gender relations.
2:52:50:
Utopitarian harmony. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Entitled women. Everyone has standards. Back to the video.
2:59:00:
Talks about the woman on the screen. Moar beer. Talks about ugly chicks. Back to the video for 2 seconds
3:01:40:
Creepy and racist about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Talks about menopause and impotence. Period eggs.
3:04:28:
Piss break
3:06:30:
Returns. Borp. Back to the video. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
3:08:23:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Complaining about women. Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Boglim math. How many wands to buy a car. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
3:11:09:
Some people just dim deserve an other half. George Floyd riots. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Child support. Gender relations.
3:14:53:
Pre-pubescent boobs. Puberty moustache. Puberty and gender relations. Talking about girls in school boobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Dating scene and standards.
3:23:28:
Gender relations. The game is rigged. You just git informed YouTube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. His advice is to be a simp even when women are cunts. Can crush for the fans. Gender relations.
3:26:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cheaters never prosper. Moar pizza. Back to the video. Gender relations.
3:30:22:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar beer and gender relations. Creepy scenario about picking up a 22 year old Virgin in a bar.
3:35:23:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mumbling about winning g the lottery and buying his dream house. Borps and gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The female form is worshipped in society. Graphic description of boobs.
3:40:27:
Back to the video for 1 second. Gives dating advice. He's pleased with it. Back to the video. Talks about the woman from the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations.
3:44:56:
Talks about Terrence pops wife.
3:50:12:
Lqbrq demanding gender equality. Kobes checks his privilege so hard it hurts. Back to the video.
3:52:45:
Says he's not being loud he's being quiet. Reads chat. Aussie shampoo TWU. Talks shit to a troll in chat.
3:55:29:
Smoke break
4:01:15:
Returns, can crush for the fans and ends the stream.
Short video. Talks about dressing up as the green phantom and doing a Ouija board in the cemetery and making his spooky burger. Shills his merch for beer money so he can go to the bar on Halloween. Not an alcoholic. Talks about his new people suck I need a beer shirt. Happy Halloween season.

New Spooky Tuning Edits:

New Seizure Robot Edit:
 
Might be late, but I just showed my girlfriend the cigarette clip last night and she thought he'd be a good death metal vocalist and made this.
EDIT: Actually, it's not finished yet, I'll post an updated clip later.
 
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new merch twu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmlIR6uQtqQ
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continues the streak of mispellings on merch
 
new merch twu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmlIR6uQtqQ
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continues the streak of mispellings on merch
A part of me hopes that he's trolling us all for laughing at his spellings before
View attachment 2603518Looks like Josh got his Etsy back and his staff is up.

He looks fucking miserable. lol
TMDWU Satan speed Mrs. Green :semperfidelis:
 
Some idiot is going to buy that disgusting thing and I ain't even mad about it.

Years later that idiot will be in a bad financial situation. After selling their home and moving into an efficiency apartment that's probably the same as Cobes', if not worse, they'll be sitting in front of the TV one night, gazing dead eyed at the lottery as they lose yet again. Their eyes will wander around the room, glancing over the stacks of notices from creditors and their silenced cellphone ringing as the debt collectors call for the 109th time today. Then that defeated, weary gaze settles on the mantis staff, and they mutter aloud...

"Did I make a mistake?"
 
Might be late, but I just showed my girlfriend the cigarette clip last night and she thought he'd be a good death metal vocalist and made this.
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I have heard worse vocalists at dive bar battle of the bands. He could pull it off for sure, he's just got to get over his fixation with playing guitar and go all in on front man.

Gothic King & The Cobras
 
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Have to wonder if Josh also does not want to look like his dad. He even talked about "procreating" and having the child take his wife's name instead of the child being a Saunders.
New to the forum but not to Josh.. LOL he hates his dad for taking away his “gothic gauntlet ring from hot topic” and a pack of cigarettes when he was in high school/living in Clints basement and legit never got over it. He even wished his dad would die in a car accident for it(oddly enough he did almost die in one)
 
Though KF is also "open", Reddit is really where anyone can join in and say and do whatever. The Farms has a culture where if you keep saying really retarded shit constantly, you're gonna get run out fairly quickly.

I think I’ve said this before, but the sub is filled with retards who treat the place like it’s their personal diary. People are literally posting about how Cobra made them re-evaluate their alcohol problems, how they are/were better addicts than him, posting about how they’re jobless and broke but holier than Josh.

I’d love to see those morons wander in here lol.
 
I think I’ve said this before, but the sub is filled with retards who treat the place like it’s their personal diary. People are literally posting about how Cobra made them re-evaluate their alcohol problems, how they are/were better addicts than him, posting about how they’re jobless and broke but holier than Josh.

I’d love to see those morons wander in here lol.

If Josh gives you some perspective on your own failings and it motivates you to improve your life, good for you, bud. Any reason to improve your life is good, regardless of how retarded the source is. Get a friend or a therapist, speaking to the internet about how you feel only opens you up to what you don't need.
 
I think I’ve said this before, but the sub is filled with retards who treat the place like it’s their personal diary. People are literally posting about how Cobra made them re-evaluate their alcohol problems, how they are/were better addicts than him, posting about how they’re jobless and broke but holier than Josh.

I’d love to see those morons wander in here lol.
We already got one over here. His name is @Games
 
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