Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

NoodleFucker3000 said:
Wtf happened to the reddit?
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What specifically?

More generally; as his notoriety increased, so did the weens and the little kids who tried to use the WingsofRedemption playbook of "We should just fuck with his shit! XD" and it went from a pretty good hub of fun facts and art into an otherwise routine Reddit circlejerk. It's still got some good stuff on there, but it' a far cry from what it was even a year ago.

Games said:
It’s been tried. Chris wants no contact and wants nothing to do with Josh or any of this. Lots of people end up like that.
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It is what it is.
 
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TurdFondler said:
I also had no idea how normal stephanie looked, boglim really fucked that one up.
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You can really tell she's on the spectrum and why she was at jobcorp, when you watch her videos. Cobes really did find a pretty girl that was more regarded than he is, who had self esteem issues at the time and daddy issues.

After his more recent meltdown, it really helped me put into context how violent he can be. So I'm starting to see their break up less as "cobes fucked it up" to "stephanie really dodged a bullet".
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
What specifically?

More generally; as his notoriety increased, so did the weens and the little kids who tried to use the WingsofRedemption playbook of "We should just fuck with his shit! XD" and it went from a pretty good hub of fun facts and art into an otherwise routine Reddit circlejerk. It's still got some good stuff on there, but it' a far cry from what it was even a year ago.


It is what it is.
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They need to remove Oprah at a minimum. Probably The chink name guy also. Then it would return to some level of where it was.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
What specifically?

More generally; as his notoriety increased, so did the weens and the little kids who tried to use the WingsofRedemption playbook of "We should just fuck with his shit! XD" and it went from a pretty good hub of fun facts and art into an otherwise routine Reddit circlejerk. It's still got some good stuff on there, but it' a far cry from what it was even a year ago.
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Yeah, you know it's full of weens when most of the sub is either posts of photoshop edits or posts calling him a peadophile. I guess one of the first things people notice about Cobes when they watch him is his "of age"-ism since he says it in every other sentance. It's defintly weird but you quickly see it's just a -tism.

It's definatly in bad taste if all your posts are, and have been for years, just been calling him a nonce. :/
 
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I think the truth of it is that with every increase in attention Josh gets, the margin for "How many retards are there" increases exponentially. Can't really put the genie back in the bottle with that one.
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yes probably i think that as far as plebbit communes go they actually do a somewhat okay job with cobes

if the time comes that he ever goes truly viral then i think theyd nuke the entire sub like they did with the_donald

i still hate oprah though
 
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yes probably i think that as far as plebbit communes go they actually do a somewhat okay job with cobes

if the time comes that he ever goes truly viral then i think theyd nuke the entire sub like they did with the_donald

i still hate oprah though
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Kinda why I feel the Farms thread is superior in some ways to the subreddit. Don't get me wrong, the subreddit does have a lot of info on it, plus some funny memes and clips, and in a way is sort of a go-to for Cobra memes to keep this thread on topic. But once they're on the radar, they're gonna get fucked. Where the refugees will go, nobody knows.


I seriously hope we just get the decent ones.
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
Kinda why I feel the Farms thread is superior in some ways to the subreddit. Don't get me wrong, the subreddit does have a lot of info on it, plus some funny memes and clips, and in a way is sort of a go-to for Cobra memes to keep this thread on topic. But once they're on the radar, they're gonna get fucked. Where the refugees will go, nobody knows.


I seriously hope we just get the decent ones.
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Though KF is also "open", Reddit is really where anyone can join in and say and do whatever. The Farms has a culture where if you keep saying really retarded shit constantly, you're gonna get run out fairly quickly.
 
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Here's Kobes video Responce from Saturday

Start:
Drinking vanilla Jim Beam and cream soda. Calls it a creamy cobra. Potion glass. He turned off chat. Going to put up Patreon videos tomorrow.
1:57:
Puts on a Terrence pop video. Turned off chat to own the trolls. Talks about his drink combination. Back to the video.
3:50:
Not an alcoholic. Social media is more toxic than alcohol. Back to the video.
5:00:
Talks about watching Disney movies on VHS. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario about impotence. Back to the video.
7:08:
Crazy cat ladies and crazy dog dudes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combination. Back to the video.
9:47:
Talking about when women developing their boobs and of age adult curves. 21 and up is how Kobes rolls. Scenario about being recognised in a bar. Back to the video.
11:50:
Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female empowerment. Back to the video.
15:46:
Gives relationship advice. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Calls women cunts. Double standards men can't call women cunts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about women being cunts, the vegan teacher. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
18:20:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell.
19:47:
Gender relations, child support, wage gap. Back to the video
21:00:
Of age used to be implied but people are trying to legalise paedophiles. Creepy about woman on screen. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Power to the people. Of age tiddies.
22:50:
Graphic sexual Scenario.
24:10:
Talks about tripping on mushrooms and listening to pink Floyd. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women want a 6 ft tall dude with a 6 inch dick and 6 figure salary income. Talks about family guy. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
27:40:
We all die alone rant. Back to the video.
29:33:
Gives relationship advice.
31:36:
Bald rant. Kobes will laugh when his trolls go bald. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about aging.
34:24:
Moar alcohol. Shows how to make a creamy Cobra. A little 21 and up action. Talks about his drink combo. Back to the video.
37:22:
Gives advice for the dating scene. Potion glass. Back to the video for 2 seconds . Women valued by looks is the problem with our society. Older women can't get pregnant. They don't make pills that rejuvenate vaginas and ovaries. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
40:44:
Talking about plastic surgery. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Entitled women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dudes who are old can only date 21 and up women unless they have money.
43:28:
Pour some out for Hugh Hefner. Talks about Hugh Hefner and George Clooney. Kobes is banking on being a catch when he's older.
44:57:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Sex is nit a need it's a want.
47:38:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Kobes is expecting all these hot of age chicks who think he's attractive to make a move on his. If you reject a girl because she's too fat for you it's body shaaaaaming. Back to the video.
50:10:
Creepy about woman on screen. Double standards gender relations and tight clothing. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
52:23:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Talks about his chicken Alfredo. Back to the video.
54:30:
Kobes realises smoking drugs and booze speed up aging. Kobes thinks every drug except heroin and meth should be legal. Complaining about people giving him shit for drinking. Back to the video.
57:33:
You shouldn't have a side chick because you end up just fucking yourself. Talks about his drink combo. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations.
1:01:30:
Scenario of doing drugs at a party and getting a girl pregnant. Back to the video. Gender relations. Talks about dating sluts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Slut math. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
1:07:07:
Kobes has had 8-9 sexual encounters. 10 if he counts the first time he squeezed boobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:10:20:
Creepy about woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about the woman on the screen. Fat shaming. 6 ft tall 6 inch dick 6 salary figure ... back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video.
1:14:30:
Kobes has not given up on finding his of age goth girlfriend. Puts his whisky in the fridge for later. Drinking PBR hard coffee. He keeps shaking the can. Talking about his ideal woman. Talks about his liquor store haul. Back to the video.
1:18:40:
Kobes eats a lit of ramen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:20:12:
Talking about his metabolism. Back to the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
1:24:04:
Kobes doesn't want to get old. He's okay dying at 66. Back to the video. Body positivity doesn't include men.
1:25:27:
Can crush for the fans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:26:38:
Mysterious knock on the door. He says I don't know who those chicks are man.
1:28:50:
Returns and says no more alcohol fir the rest of the stream. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminists.
1:34:03:
Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
1:36:54:
Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women.
1:39:43:
Talks about his drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds
1:42:03:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dry spell. Would you let kobes fuck your girlfriend, mother, sister? Back to the video for 2 seconds. Entitled western women. Shaving armpits. Women living under shar'ia law. Manscape.
1:46:42:
80% British. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He's going to a friends house after this stream. Talks about dip. Back to the video.
1:49:53:
Talks about Nicole Kidman. Kobes would fuck her if it was consensual. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Extra Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:52:13:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The only plastic surgery Kobes would get is hair plugs because he's a good looking dude. KingSoapraJFS.
1:54:49:
Poot. KingSoapraJFS.
1:58:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women can't rejuvenate their pussys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. No one cares about Kobes Gender relations rants and that's the problem with society.
2:00:14:
Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video.
2:01:17:
If Kobes won the lottery he would donate that million dollars or less to Terrence Pop. Complaining about women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video. Gender relations. Repeat.
2:08:00:
Listing off his attractive qualities. Describes the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations and cereal. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Relationships and politics.
2:12:42:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video. Feminazi crazy cat and dog ladies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene.
2:15:03:
Can crush for the fans. Beer piss and dating scene rant.
2:16:50:
Moar alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating scene. Phone is on airplane mode. Back to the video.
2:19:20:
Kobes advice for men. If you're old, have a small dick and no money no chicks will want to date you. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Feminists. Gender relations.
2:21:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
2:21:58:
Creepy about the sexy of age butt segment. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you're not happy with yourself no amount of male or female of age companionship will make you happy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about unhappiness. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
2:25:43:
Borp and fart combo. Choking on his fart. Scenario of dating a miserable cunt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. We all die alone.
2:31:04:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Gives relationship advice.
2:35:32:
Moar alcohol. Drinking Bud Light now. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gives relationship advice. Dry spell cope.
2:37:50:
Kobes won't dye his hair when his hair starts to go grey. Not an alcoholic. Unexpected sneeze. Back to the video. Gender relations. Back to the video. Ends with a Gender relations final thoughts.

New Kate Winslet:
 
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Thomas Highway said:
Dark Lord is back.

Dark Lord is live.

Dark Lord is watching insufferable incel shit again.

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I am somewhat new to the cobraverse. I was originally introduced about a year ago to a vid he did about spice and I lost track of him. Did a deep-dive recently (I will also add my kudos to the OP revisions. Top notch). I have tuned into a few of his recent streams and they are absolutely unwatchable. He waxes about relationships and what women expect/want and what men expect/want ad nauseum. It's so boring and somewhat annoying considering he doesn't know shit about any of it. If he did a little of that, ok, but it's all he talks about of late. He's just a balding drunk shouting at a box. I think his eviction really fucked with him. Standing back and looking at the series of saga's as a whole, this new apartment arc is looking like the shitty third part of a trilogy where the actors are checked out and they're just phoning it in.
 
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Garth said:
I am somewhat new to the cobraverse. I was originally introduced about a year ago to a vid he did about spice and I lost track of him. Did a deep-dive recently (I will also add my kudos to the OP revisions. Top notch). I have tuned into a few of his recent streams and they are absolutely unwatchable. He waxes about relationships and what women expect/want and what men expect/want ad nauseum. It's so boring and somewhat annoying considering he doesn't know shit about any of it. If he did a little of that, ok, but it's all he talks about of late. He's just a balding drunk shouting at a box. I think his eviction really fucked with him. Standing back and looking at the series of saga's as a whole, this new apartment arc is looking like the shitty third part of a trilogy where the actors are checked out and they're just phoning it in.
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If you want to use the analogy of a television show, consider Josh as a character.

He started out pretty basic but there was something to him. He had goals and aspirations, there was a passion there if there wasn’t a work ethic. There was a world of possibility for where he could go, you wouldn’t know what you’d get with his earlier videos. It could’ve been anything relative to now.

From Josh’s perspective, that character development is done. He wanted to be a rock star and he thinks he is. He wanted lots of fans, he’s got ‘em. He wanted to make wands, he does and they sell really well. He lives a life of pure hedonism free from consequences.

Josh doesn’t do anything new because he thinks he’s sitting on his laurels right now, he thinks he’s done all he needed to do.

He’s basically just an old guy who sits in the retirement home recreation area all day, screaming at the television about how back in his day, they didn’t have no pronouns shit. He’s losing his hair, he’s losing his teeth, all he does is watch Fox News tier shit all day and he moves like he has scoliosis.

Homeboys, we are IN the Retirement Home Saga.
 
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It's fascinating comparing the similarities and differences between Cobra and Cyrax.
Similarities-
-Balding
-Fucked up eyes
-terminally online
-People trying to ruin their lives
-grandiose delusions
-Inability to keep real job
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Differences-
-Cobra has gotten a surprising amount of pussy(allegdly) all things considered but Chance is...well Chance
-Cobra doesn't cry every time someone laughs at him, Chance quits the internet bi-daily
-Cobra can actually make music above the level of a 4 year old, Chance is....well Chance
-Cobra makes and sells his wands thus being a productive member of society to a degree, Chance is a literal leach
-Cobra doesn't live with his battered grandmother, Chance battered his grandmother he lives with
-Cobra is a full fledged alcoholic retard and STILL has yet to use his dick as a weapon to shut down hater streams, Chance shows his filthy, diseased and bug bitten cock whenever he can to shut down anyone laughing at him
-Cobra lives in filth and doesn't have bug bite sores, see above for Chance.

I would never in my life try to help Cobra cause I could give zero fucks about him but if there was ever a cow I kinda felt bad for, he's the one. Dude is just a goofy ass autistic goth tard that became terminally online and has drawn the ire of even more autistic retards. He'll die a youngish pauper but so is the fate of his ilk. I just wish more people could laugh without pozloading my neghole, maybe he would have stood a better chance.
 
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I am somewhat new to the cobraverse. I was originally introduced about a year ago to a vid he did about spice and I lost track of him. Did a deep-dive recently (I will also add my kudos to the OP revisions. Top notch). I have tuned into a few of his recent streams and they are absolutely unwatchable. He waxes about relationships and what women expect/want and what men expect/want ad nauseum. It's so boring and somewhat annoying considering he doesn't know shit about any of it. If he did a little of that, ok, but it's all he talks about of late. He's just a balding drunk shouting at a box. I think his eviction really fucked with him. Standing back and looking at the series of saga's as a whole, this new apartment arc is looking like the shitty third part of a trilogy where the actors are checked out and they're just phoning it in.
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The Cobraverse rewards patience. It might be weeks or months, but some minor annoyance will send him raging like a gorilla.
 
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