Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Have to wonder if Josh also does not want to look like his dad. He even talked about "procreating" and having the child take his wife's name instead of the child being a Saunders.
 
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Alright, so while writing the updated OP I was watching the Trappped documentary, and some shit stood out.

This lowkey Fedsmoker lookin' former Marine right here.

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Or to be more specific, what he said:
"Nut up, or get fucked up. That's what's up today."
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Then the next scene is Josh all looking like this after the bum gave his sage advice, like he's deep in thought and reaching into the very cosmos.

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Was this guy the progenitor of TMDWU? Or am I just schizo posting at 2:00 AM?
 
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I'm so pleased to see true and honest fans of our dark lord the cobra sifting out of the Reddit trash

One of the most interesting things besides the suicide sword fail is at one point, and I will have to dig deep for it if it's not readily available, is one time using MacBook sound effects IMAC sound effects excuse me, Josh pretended to shoot himself. I think his dad or someone saw the video later and he had to do an apology but I may be misremembering that.

This is the same pleasant chap if you look at the king cobra animated YouTube channel one of the things that struck me in the one where he was in the bathroom was already talks about the gas station has a free bathroom. I always assume the guy who has to walk everywhere would figure out to get home to make brown but no; he regularly visits a gas station with no car, not on a long road trip, and blast the men's room. The icing on the cake is, there's literally no door in that bathroom.. so he is Cobra misting all over the gas station..
 
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It is DONE, toobz. I was a little tardy to the party with it, but the OP has been given a much needed overhaul. I'll be touching it up here and there throughout the week. I'm hoping this will be informative to many newbies just discovering Cobes. I'm going to fucking bed now, TMDWU.
 
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Thomas Highway said:
While I'm pretty skeptical this is a real thing and not a gay-op, certain events have proven that people do fetishize cows.
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I'm gunna go out on a limb and say it's not real.

I know her. Not terribly well to be honest, but from what I've gathered she seems to be a pretty nice and polite person. I don't doubt she'd go see Josh because she does enjoy his content, but she does live pretty far away from him and I really don't think she'd touch his pecker in any regard.

I think I asked her once to just.....you know, take one for the team and touch his wiener so he could shut the fuck up about gender relations for a month or two. You know, just get him back up on the horse and feeling better about himself so he could stop being a fucking goblin. That was met with a resounding no, so.....do with that info what you will. lol
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
It is DONE, toobz. I was a little tardy to the party with it, but the OP has been given a much needed overhaul. I'll be touching it up here and there throughout the week. I'm hoping this will be informative to many newbies just discovering Cobes. I'm going to fucking bed now, TMDWU.
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Great work, its super informative and looking at some of those old pictures realizing it was less than 10 years ago is just sad. Makes me long for the old days but appreciate how far we've come.
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
It is DONE, toobz. I was a little tardy to the party with it, but the OP has been given a much needed overhaul. I'll be touching it up here and there throughout the week. I'm hoping this will be informative to many newbies just discovering Cobes. I'm going to fucking bed now, TMDWU.
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You did an amazing job, dude. One of the best OPs on the site imo.

I'd love to see a section for the world's largest midget and voluntary celibate Darflinyb in the Persons of Note section. Darf is one of my favorite people in the Cobraverse so if you need help finding material I'd be more than happy to help. I'm looking forward to the Shon the Puppet entry in the Cobra Relics section, too!
 
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Dick Pooman said:
You did an amazing job, dude. One of the best OPs on the site imo.

I'd love to see a section for the world's largest midget and voluntary celibate Darflinyb in the Persons of Note section. Darf is one of my favorite people in the Cobraverse so if you need help finding material I'd be more than happy to help. I'm looking forward to the Shon the Puppet entry in the Cobra Relics section, too!
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I was actually going to put Shon in the Persons of Note section on the basis that he's an otherworldly entity that holds some form of control over Cobes, but the draft turned out to be too shitposty and not a lot of actual information so I sorta threw it out lol. Definitely gonna add him to the Relics section tho. But do go ahead and send me some info on Darf. I'm gonna be updating the OP later tonight regarding Cobes's bullying antics from highschool.
 
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Broseph Stalin said:
Alright, so while writing the updated OP I was watching the Trappped documentary, and some shit stood out.

This lowkey Fedsmoker lookin' former Marine right here.

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Or to be more specific, what he said:


Then the next scene is Josh all looking like this after the bum gave his sage advice, like he's deep in thought and reaching into the very cosmos.

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Was this guy the progenitor of TMDWU? Or am I just schizo posting at 2:00 AM?
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Jarod Brown is by far and away the greatest side character the cobraverse has ever seen.
 
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