Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Atomsk said:
No, he's a based fucking sigma male. The fact that our boy Cobes isn't worshipped by women and looked up to by men is frankly a sign of a failing, dying society.
Fuck returning to monkey, return to Cobra.
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You're right, I've been wrong all this time, worshipping false idols, when in reality I should've been looking up to the one true god, Cobra.
 
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live now. opened PO box. got sent delta 8, stickers, metal gear solid 4 for ps3, etc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmJ5Z10CkpM
 
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Thomas Highway said:
Doordash challenge Toobz. Dark Lord spending his money wisely as always.

Live and absolutely wasted.

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Cobes is my spirt animal. He lives like I, at times, wish I could. Seeing our little wizard drunkenly chomp a dozen tacos with little regard to our impotent judgment and disapproval, stirs in me a certain jealousy. The Gothic King Cobra MUST live a certain way!
 
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Thomas Highway said:
Doordash challenge Toobz. Dark Lord spending his money wisely as always.

Live and absolutely wasted.


Edit: Dark Lord's methods of eating tacos are quite the sight to behold.
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What’s so pathetic about these “food challenges” is that he spends so much money on this shit when in reality you can get a $5 box from Taco Bell, throw in a few dollar menu items, and have just as much if not more food than these elaborate “10 taco box” challenges for probably a quarter of the price. I know he’s too retarded to realize this, but it makes these challenges even funnier to watch. Especially when he brags about the amount of tacos or the price of his pizza with $25 worth of toppings.
 
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John Gotti said:
What’s so pathetic about these “food challenges” is that he spends so much money on this shit when in reality you can get a $5 box from Taco Bell, throw in a few dollar menu items, and have just as much if not more food than these elaborate “10 taco box” challenges for probably a quarter of the price. I know he’s too exceptional to realize this, but it makes these challenges even funnier to watch. Especially when he brags about the amount of tacos or the price of his pizza with $25 worth of toppings.
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Just enjoy the show.
 
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I think the clogged vacuum may have blown a fuse in the building.

Edit: False alarm. We be buffering.
 
Games said:
It’s hilarious what occurs in his head just on a regular basis, to be honest.
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Definitely. In his stream about the old lady with the only fans, he mentioned something about her neighbors knowing that she is rich because she was ordering lots of pizza. It was definitely one of those moments where we get a glimpse into what he truly thinks, and it was an incredible insight. Bless cobra's magic.
 
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He still has white shit in his chin pubes.

Even jazz hands on the cheeks will not dislodge it.
 
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