Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
But what content?
These are all discord fags who want attention and being on "the inside" of a retard's life is their greatest achievement. I'm sure no doubt that the gorlworld crossover has caused lots of faggotry from people wanting to get noticed on the discords with a sudden influx of vagina-havers.
 
These are all discord fags who want attention and being on "the inside" of a retard's life is their greatest achievement. I'm sure no doubt that the gorlworld crossover has caused lots of faggotry from people wanting to get noticed on the discords with a sudden influx of vagina-havers.
Liquid Paypig Couch Chris is prob a reddit fag, but highly unlikely in GW. GW trolls are loud and proud. It wouldn't be a mystery there.
 
She’s gonna get him evicted from the trailer park lmao
Luckily for cobes this trip is coming to an end. His problem now is he's a retard and seems to think her having their little tard dispute on camera is leverage against him or something. It's like nal thinks she can use that to control him from now on. If she is somehow successful with that and uses it to come back she will definitely get him kicked from the park.
 
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A lot of us have likely had a friend/family member that just kept on getting back into a relationship with someone who was destroying their lives. You honestly get so frustrated that you just want to/do cut ties with them completely. For those of us who like Cobes we are all currently thinking this.

This was NALs whole plan, She knows how to rile up Josh into an autistic meltdown and now she can easily spin a story into him being the abuser. Despite how much of a cunt NAL is I really hope Cobes hasn't gotten to the point of hitting her.

This is all on him for letting her back into his life, he's going to have to man up and cut her out completely. Hopefully before anything seriously fucked up happens.
 
I've been posting a bit much, sorry to be annoying, IT IS WHAT IT IS. This is such a wild COMMUNITY V COMMUNITY molment, and I love that for us, but I digress.

I'm gonna leave my thots at this: while my
empathy leans toward Josh at this time, because I am well aware of what a cunt NAL is. That said, I don't suffer fools self inflicting abusive door dashed pussy lightly. It's on him now. And Nal can continue to fuck all the way off. I am very disappointed in Cobes, and not surprised by NAL, at all.

GW is a shitshow, but ever since the cursed door dashed Wendy's pussy was sent and cowdoms collided, since the first time, and we are now on the third visit, GW has been on it. NAL is our cow, Josh is yours. The only difference (I think?) Is that we generally dislike NAL, and yall have empathy for your BOY.
 
A lot of us have likely had a friend/family member that just kept on getting back into a relationship with someone who was destroying their lives. You honestly get so frustrated that you just want to/do cut ties with them completely. For those of us who like Cobes we are all currently thinking this.

This was NALs whole plan, She knows how to rile up Josh into an autistic meltdown and now she can easily spin a story into him being the abuser. Despite how much of a cunt NAL is I really hope Cobes hasn't gotten to the point of hitting her.

This is all on him for letting her back into his life, he's going to have to man up and cut her out completely. Hopefully before anything seriously fucked up happens.
I think he did hit her and she got it on camera. Basically what you said happened. The thing is you can't bait an autistic person into a meltdown just to record them hitting you and then...... not do anything about it but try and use the footage as a form of manipulation. Hopefully after she leaves cobes goes to the police and gets a order of protection so she can't come back. Or maybe her plan is to use it to move in idk
 
Why did NAL listen to him, though? He said he needed her and Josh to go live, and she did. Why did she do that?
Why did paypig Chris need that to happen?

I think he did hit her and she got it on camera. Basically what you said happened. The thing is you can't bait an autistic person into a meltdown just to record them hitting you and then...... not do anything about it but try and use the footage as a form of manipulation. Hopefully after she leaves cobes goes to the police and gets a order of protection so she can't come back. Or maybe her plan is to use it to move in idk
IMO, this right here is why the paypig pressured NAL into streaming—damage control. A livestream of NAL and Cobra hanging out together like nothing happened makes it harder for Jessica's accusations to stick. We here at the Farms all know that NAL is the type of malicious person to bait an autistic retard into a fight, but both Courtney and Chris made the point that there are a lot of casual followers out there who don't know this. The casuals see sensational Youtube headlines about Cobra being a wifebeater or something and assume the worst without knowing the situation.
 
So this Chris fucker is the lolcow equivalent of that stupid kid in class who got to feel smart over the baking soda and vinegar volcano even though it's really just a huge obvious mess?
COUCH CHRIS + JOB = troll that sent NAL to Casper, to the detriment of both Josh and NAL. I think this is why dont pozload my neghole is good advice. With regards like this, it's life ruination scumbagery. This is their entire life. This ain't cute.
 
She is still live, tweaking and listening to Hammerfall
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The boy sounds properly fucked up, and this time I don't think anyone can blame him
Update: Jessica is playing fart noises to own the troles. Josh is getting annoyed,
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The red light is kino. It’s symbolic. It conveys perfectly that he currently resides in hell. The hell he created for himself. She looks like an actual demon like she should be holding a cartoonish red pitchfork. It’s a clear show of his addiction mindset, alcohol causes him way more pain than the small amount of pleasure he gets but that small nugget of pleasure is enough for him to suffer. Likewise despite all the misery and torture he has to live through with NaL around, arguably the majority of the time she’s there it’s a horrible experience, he’ll still subject himself to it if it means he can get a taste of her Dave’s Double.
 
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