Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Josh is currently getting pretty loud, he's slapping himself in the face.



Odd we didn't hear the cow bell. Everyone needs to send their energy for the circle of protection.

Josh is smashed, NAL is playing happy hardcore shit and it's grinding him down. This is psychological warfare.

NAL : If you want me to leave, I'll leave..
Cobra : I .. I didn't do anything..
NAL : This is the third time it's happened..
Cobra : I'll let you know.
NAL : I can leave, I will leave..
Cobra : I uhh wanna I umm..
NAL : If you say so..

This whole thing is going off the rails and they're still drinking.
 
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We tried to warn you, boy.

I would say try not to get yourself arrested, but the very act of opening the door to the banshee has already sealed your fate. She's like a vampire. You never invite those fuckers in.

Whatever "evidence" she's gathered after she's already pushed you to your absolute psychological limit is going to land you in serious fucking trouble.

TMDNWTFIU. (:_(
 
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anliteralidiot said:
But what content? She didn't stream... Maybe not publicly. But she didn't make content. People were arguing that she wasn't even Casper! And her biggest trole said we caught which hotel she was in, and people still said she want there!
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Just because you don't see it doesn't mean they aren't sending the paypig videos. There's loads of hidden content on discords no one here has access to. Same as there was with Chris back in the day.

Fuck Cobes. Fuck NAL. I hope they both overdose. I used to support Cobes and hope for the best but he's done this to himself. If you can watch Popp tell you not to get involved with toxic women and invite them into your home 3 times you get all you deserve. The days of the bog being fun are ruined because women came in and shit up the cobraverse to get 'content' for discord faggots. Call me MATI all you want but this isn't fun to watch. It's weens annoying the audience for a 10 second clip of 2 retards screaming at each other. JM is an annoying cunt, NAL is an annoying cunt and Josh deserves the domestic abuse accusations coming his way.
 
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Agares said:
This has to be the third time. But I wanna know if he's keeping the beaten up Cobra phone case. It's survived so many iPhones at this point.
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There's the one he smashed around new years. He replaced that one then punched and broke it almost immediately. The replacement for that one he broke last night. There was another one smackered in there somewhere.

There were at least five incidents of smooshed phones in 2023. I'm not sure about 2022 but maybe 3, at least 2. 2021 was about the same as 2023(a banner year for phone fuckery). Wtf was going on last year, Cobeson?

These are estimates and I could be off by one or two in either direction in any year but 8 or 10 since 2022 seems about right.

And this is what "working on my temper" looks like. Imagine if he was still a loose cannon smooshing phones left and right with impunity.

I finally figured out what kind of genius Cobes is. He's a prolific creative iphone annhilation consumption artist. He keeps those shady phone recycle resellers in business.

I like how he always buys the same model and that he never considers a more sturdy case because his current shit box of a case has cobras. Nevermind it seems to make his phones more fragile and prone to breaking... COBRAS!

TWU
 
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ibeatmywife said:
I think this is just the way of the boglim, Josh is being taught a real lesson here, and the lesson he is teaching all of us is that boglims do not learn from their mistakes they repeat them. Also nal confirmed she will be coming back for a 4th trip.
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Sure, the Bogshido may be strong with KingCobra but the way of the Witch-hag is not to be underestimated. She has already begun her mindgames, i believe her ambition is to stay permanent.
 
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I fucking knew it. Called that shit. He's been getting his filthy nator ALL up in that disgusting shriveled rotten stinking dried up toxic gangrenous bacon flaps.

Sick to my stomach with disappointment even though I knew this was coming. Fucking boglim's razor, innit?

But GAWDDAMN Josh this fuck up is epic. I predict charges incoming. Assault family violence, strangulation, and possibly rape and or kidnapping/preventing contact with emergency services. Maybe harassment. Possibly battery. I put nothing past that slunt, we all know how vindictive she be.

Yall say he's her lolcashcow but what about when she realizes he wants nothing to do with her when she leaves? Burn it all down, that's what. Shit... they'll be lucky if CLINT doesn't catch a case.

Stupid stupid stupid stupid. She's already accused him of felonious conduct before she ever left for this trip. What the fuck is wrong with you Josh. I'm ashamed to call myself a fan now. Just stick your dick in the food processor and get it over with. It'll be less painful.

If cobe's survives this unscathed he truly is living a charmed life. Just wait and see. As soon as he tells her she gotta go and that she can't move in out comes the black mail extortion.

I really wish he'd stuck to his guns. If the law shows up for domestic violence they gotta take one of them. Who do you think it'll be after aNAL whips out her carefully curated video clips? This is bad.

Dumb fuck you deserve everything you get. None of this is a surprise. He admitted she got him evicted. He knows she said he abused her. She said he wanted to rape Ellen and that her name was in his password. She said he was into kids. At this rate she'll convince him to suck start bad company. It's the only thing more self destructive than what he's currently doing.

I don't feel so good Cobros. Maybe I'll see yall on the 6th. Don't know if I can handle "Boglim's destruction" cause aNAL is on some Peter Scully shit.
 
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BallBuster II said:
BUT, I do not believe this will be the end of this particular saga.
There also (I have no proof, just a theory) could have been push back from Clint.

I think there is a possibility that NAL tries to crawl back and tries to butter Josh up, but I feel like at this point in her life and from what we see of her, there is no rationality left in her, and even attempting to be normal and level headed is beyond her. She is very combative and she will make things worse before she ever makes them better.

Our boy better get some better security for his doors.
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So while I was completely wrong about her being there during his latest streams because I was convinced she would never be able to stay quiet for that long (I am honestly impressed), I knew this saga was far from over.
 
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ibeatmywife said:
Also nal confirmed she will be coming back for a 4th trip.
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She was whining that people think they're just puppets for our entertainment.

Happy to be puppeteered by free plane tickets you would never otherwise be able to get, queen? Happy to receive them from people who actively want to fuck with you and Jawshie?
 
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