Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

TWICE A DAY?

I hope you don’t have a dog.

My dog only pees twice a day. Sometimes once. Drives me nuts, vet says she likes to hold it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Honestly this is probably late as I don’t follow this cow anymore but this made me think of him Saudi Arabia builds 16 Billion dollar clock tower. what do they know that we don’t

"Inshallah YouTube, it's your boy Malik al-Haji CobraJFS.."

 

[Down From The Champions]

This is my favourite TWU. Little moments like this makes you miss his old apartment.

 

[Sugriva]

I think a dog could do him really well. There's a chance he'll neglect it so a relative or friend would need to stay close and step in if that happens, but there's also the chance it could do him the world of good. He's kindhearted enough I think he might just step up and take good care of a dog if he had to, in spite of how wrong it could go on paper.

I just like the idea. A chunky grumpy dog like a basset hound would be baller.

A chance he'll neglect it? That dog'll have a week to live before Cobes kills it from blowing smoke in its face and putting booze in the water bowl.

 

[D-FENS]

A chance he'll neglect it? That dog'll have a week to live before Cobes kills it from blowing smoke in its face and putting booze in the water bowl.

Doggo can have a little booze as a treat!

 

[Molly Millions]

Doggo can have a little booze as a treat!

Doesn't the dog deserve to relax a little after a hard week of eating bogritos and anchovy nachos?
it's basically his constitutional right

 

[PetiteFeet]

Dark Elf Cobra face mod for Morrowind is ready!
(I'm having trouble with the orc version, but it'll be done.)
View attachment 6489531
I don't know how to give models glasses, or I would. Morrowind uses a lot of archaic file types, that are unknown to modern programs.
Attached is the mod, with instructions, and the other mod I used to make the face TWU

Welcome Moon-and-star boggothwave - courtesy of the mightiest wizard of all, Seizure Robot 5000.

I fucking love this face mod. A circle of protection on you, anliteralidiot.

 

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Doggo can have a little booze as a treat!

Dog beer is actually a thing.

 

[AnOminous]

it would also give him some purpose and maybe a reason to go outside more, but again, if he had a small dog he wouldnt even have to really go outside.

He'd kill a pet rock.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Dog beer is actually a thing.

He ate dog treats and cat food he may as well make a dank dog beer drink combo

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He ate dog treats and cat food he may as well make a dank dog beer drink combo

I bet he would drink dog beer if someone sent him some. I don’t think he would catch on and just think their mascot is a bulldog or some shit

 

[anliteralidiot]

I bet he would drink dog beer if someone sent him some. I don’t think he would catch on and just think their mascot is a bulldog or some shit

Would he get pretend drunk? Would be placebo himself to be drunk?

 

[Slim Boglim]

I know that people have sent him non-alcoholic beer before and he got very offended. He had no alcohol and was feeling it and then he got beer, was super excited, and then saw non-alcoholic and got pissed. Doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time though and he only drinks beer because he enjoys it which is why he staunchly refuses to entertain the thought of drinking beer without alcohol

 

[bonified retard]

Would he get pretend drunk? Would be placebo himself to be drunk?

I'm sure he would mix it with booze. Probably that bird dog whiskey he likes.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I know that people have sent him non-alcoholic beer before and he got very offended. He had no alcohol and was feeling it and then he got beer, was super excited, and then saw non-alcoholic and got pissed. Doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time though and he only drinks beer because he enjoys it which is why he staunchly refuses to entertain the thought of drinking beer without alcohol

I'll always love he got some fan package filled with snacks and shit "because you're cutting back on beer!", and he all but screamed "Just because I'm cutting back doesn't mean you can't send me alcohol!". Like the fucking audacity of them. One of his bigger dickhead moments for sure.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'll always love he got some fan package filled with snacks and shit "because you're cutting back on beer!", and he all but screamed "Just because I'm cutting back doesn't mean you can't send me alcohol!". Like the fucking audacity of them. One of his bigger dickhead moments for sure.

And then he drank it anyways like a gothic badboy.

 

[Hennimore]

I think a dog could do him really well. There's a chance he'll neglect it so a relative or friend would need to stay close and step in if that happens, but there's also the chance it could do him the world of good. He's kindhearted enough I think he might just step up and take good care of a dog if he had to, in spite of how wrong it could go on paper.

I just like the idea. A chunky grumpy dog like a basset hound would be baller.

Look man, I think 99% of the shit Redditors say about Josh is projection but a responsible pet owner the boy is not. Clint begged and pleased with him to stop giving his dog weed and Josh's response to that was "Eh..."
The boy may have a good heart but he also has a bad brain and the kind of attention to detail and sober thinking required for even the most hands off pets isn't something the boy possesses anymore. Josh isn't going to magically turn his life around because he now has a minor amount of responsibility. The only thing a dog would provide him with is another thing to rant about while drunk and another tool to boost his persona of "animals love me doodt".

 

[Slim Boglim]

Look man, I think 99% of the shit Redditors say about Josh is projection but a responsible pet owner the boy is not. Clint begged and pleased with him to stop giving his dog weed and Josh's response to that was "Eh..."
The boy may have a good heart but he also has a bad brain and the kind of attention to detail and sober thinking required for even the most hands off pets isn't something the boy possesses anymore. Josh isn't going to magically turn his life around because he now has a minor amount of responsibility. The only thing a dog would provide him with is another thing to rant about while drunk and another tool to boost his persona of "animals love me doodt".

Yeah I’m as big a Cobra defender as they come even I know that he should absolutely under no circumstance be responsible for the wellbeing of another living thing. The guy would go feed his friends dog Taco Bell and Mountain Dew and when people pointed out that’s really bad for a dog he made up some bullshit story instead of saying “yeah, maybe I shouldn’t have done that.” He’s the kind of retard that would feed a dog chocolate as a treat and when it got sick be like “well if chocolate was bad for it how come he likes it so much?!”

People are seriously looking at the guy who is letting his teeth rot out of his fucking face and think he wouldn’t be a negligent pet owner? The guy routinely overdrafts his account by hundreds of dollars how the fuck is he going to feed an animal? Lunacy

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Wearing a fishnet and riding bike while piss drunk to win Jawshie back. NAL is trying to rescue a stray cat in some woods with a not so abandoned homeless camp in it.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

The guy would go feed his friends dog Taco Bell and Mountain Dew and when people pointed out that’s really bad for a dog he made up some bullshit story instead of saying “yeah, maybe I shouldn’t have done that.” He’s the kind of retard that would feed a dog chocolate as a treat and when it got sick be like “well if chocolate was bad for it how come he likes it so much?!”

He also got really annoyed really quickly when Warlord, in a rare moment of actually knowing what the fuck he was talking about, tried to tell him dogs aren't supposed to get a hold of weed. Based on the aforementioned examples of him already feeding animals unhealthy people food, I could see Josh easily being baited by troles into giving a dog what amounts to poison over and over again and double down when warned about what he's doing.