Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TheArtilleryman]

I just saw Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw's new avatar for the first time:



Don't bullshit me brother, that's Cobes.

 

[Baroque]

it's easy to lose a lizard. it's harder to lose a dog.

Demonstrably wrong.

its not hard to get dog food, you can order it online

Tell me you don’t pay for dog food without telling me you don’t pay for dog food.

 

[Umaibae]

it's easy to lose a lizard. it's harder to lose a dog.
its not hard to get dog food, you can order it online and he'd just have to let the dog out twice a day and it's not like his daily schedule is packed.
you think owning a dog is more difficult than it actually is.
i think he'd be good with a dog. especially a lazy dog like a pug or smth.
it would also give him some purpose and maybe a reason to go outside more, but again, if he had a small dog he wouldnt even have to really go outside.
i'm not convinced he shouldn't get a dog. i think it would make him happy.

TWICE A DAY?

I hope you don’t have a dog.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

So Clint banged an actual retard?

No, there's no evidence that's the case. I think most likely she developed schizophrenia or another severe mental illness in her mid-20s which would be right at the time Josh was 4-6.

Cobra's mention of "get drunk and fuck college sluts" might be a window into the situation.

 

['Ole Dente]

So Clint banged an actual retard?

We really actually just don’t know more than this.

Laura Goodro was a nice woman who Clint married in the early 90s. As Josh grew older, she became more mentally unstable, causing significant problems in the house and ultimately making her unfit to raise a child. Eventually they separated with a lengthy court battle for custody which Clint would win. Clint continued to move around the East Coast for work and Laura moved back to Cheyenne to live with family for a couple of years. Eventually she would move to California where she’s lived for the past 20 years. She has an address registered on Twin Creeks Dr in Salinas, California.

 

[bonified retard]

what kind of dog do people think would be best for cobes?

None, buuut he has mentioned wanting a blue winer miner (weimaraner) multiple times. Even he knows that he's too inept to take care of a dog. That's why it's always a "when I win the lottery" thing.


NAL posted this the other day, and I thought it was funny. He will never be a blue winer miner, he will never date ellen!

 

[ibeatmywife]

NAL posted this the other day, and I thought it was funny. He will never be a blue winer miner, he will never date ellen!

It is kind of funny how the first thing he did when securing a new gf was proceed to make a video saying how LN and Alicia Rhodie were missing out because they waited too long and jessica was crazy about him. Dude really will never get over it lmao

 

[Cambiar]

i think cobes should get a dog
it might actually do him some good, to have a companion and a reason to go outside every day.
what kind of dog do people think would be best for cobes?
i'm thinking like maybe a pug, because they're retarded and kinda just sit around and hang out all day.

what the fuck are you talking about he would kill the dog.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

None, buuut he has mentioned wanting a blue winer miner (weimaraner) multiple times. Even he knows that he's too inept to take care of a dog. That's why it's always a "when I win the lottery" thing.

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NAL posted this the other day, and I thought it was funny. He will never be a blue winer miner, he will never date ellen!

I think a dog could do him really well. There's a chance he'll neglect it so a relative or friend would need to stay close and step in if that happens, but there's also the chance it could do him the world of good. He's kindhearted enough I think he might just step up and take good care of a dog if he had to, in spite of how wrong it could go on paper.

I just like the idea. A chunky grumpy dog like a basset hound would be baller.

 

[Fortyone]

She really is somewhat of a dark force I really honestly believe could compell someone to actually do that. Which in it own sick way garners a smidgen of my respect.

The thing about NAL is that you have to let her into your place, probably repeatedly, to get to that point which a vast majority of people wouldn't do. She's probably the ugliest person in both body and mind I've ever seen and if Josh wasn't so absolutely desperate for human contact and pussy he wouldn't have given her a chance. So imo she could only influence the most desperate of incels and not just anyone.

Josh is so completely lonely and cut off from humanity he'd be willing to hang out with pretty much anyone especially if pussy is involved, I'm worried some day an even worse manipulator might show up and take control of him that way.

 

[GuntOfTheLitter]

None, buuut he has mentioned wanting a blue winer miner (weimaraner) multiple times. Even he knows that he's too inept to take care of a dog. That's why it's always a "when I win the lottery" thing.

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NAL posted this the other day, and I thought it was funny. He will never be a blue winer miner, he will never date ellen!

I own a Blue Weimaraner and it is possibly one of the worst breeds for Cobes to own. They are very energetic, require very frequent walking, and are well-known to be extremely needy and neurotic. I don't think it's (necessarily) a bad idea for Cobes to get a dog but he should go for a very chill, low-key breed.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The thing about NAL is that you have to let her into your place, probably repeatedly, to get to that point which a vast majority of people wouldn't do. She's probably the ugliest person in both body and mind I've ever seen and if Josh wasn't so absolutely desperate for human contact and pussy he wouldn't have given her a chance. So imo she could only influence the most desperate of incels and not just anyone.

Josh is so completely lonely and cut off from humanity he'd be willing to hang out with pretty much anyone especially if pussy is involved, I'm worried some day an even worse manipulator might show up and take control of him that way.

You have to understand that Josh has a history of letting sketchy people into his place. NAL adds a whole new level of horror to it though, especially after the "hidden treasure" incident.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Andy Warski knows who Cobes is. The BOY’s influence is forever spreading! From last night’s Kino Casino.

 

[Blindeye]

A shitbull would be perfect for Josh, they're bred to thrive while being hotboxed in crack dens and eating fast food from the trash, and it would probably bite NAL

 

[bonified retard]

Unfunny faggot is still commenting on every video. Seems like she might think this is actually Josh, and may have even been scammed by a troll. Maybe I'm the fag, but this is just sad to me at this point.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Andy Warski knows who Cobes is. The BOY’s influence is forever spreading! From last night’s Kino Casino.

I actually thought it was Cobes too. It sounds like something he'd say in a 2018 video.

 

[Smegward]

I think a dog could do him really well. There's a chance he'll neglect it so a relative or friend would need to stay close and step in if that happens, but there's also the chance it could do him the world of good. He's kindhearted enough I think he might just step up and take good care of a dog if he had to, in spite of how wrong it could go on paper.

I just like the idea. A chunky grumpy dog like a basset hound would be baller.

he's on camera feeding dogs junk food and admitted that he argued with his father about how its ok to drug dogs with weed.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

he's on camera feeding dogs junk food and admitted that he argued with hus father about how its ok to drug dogs with weed.

I wasn't aware of that. Well it was a nice thought.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Dark Elf Cobra face mod for Morrowind is ready!
(I'm having trouble with the orc version, but it'll be done.)

I don't know how to give models glasses, or I would. Morrowind uses a lot of archaic file types, that are unknown to modern programs.
Attached is the mod, with instructions, and the other mod I used to make the face TWU

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Honestly this is probably late as I don’t follow this cow anymore but this made me think of him Saudi Arabia builds 16 Billion dollar clock tower. what do they know that we don’t