Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Hey you cool cobras: I'm missing The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, and I need a recommendation. What race would Cobes be, if he were in the game? I gotta hand paint the texture.
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Lore-wise, the Imperials are known as vaguely respectful for the rule of law and for at least some strength in speechcraft, which suits Cobes well as a person. As a Boglim, I feel like he's best represented as a particularly filthy Orc or Dunmer, given the Dark Elves' proclivity for destruction magic.
Cobes is 100% House Telvanni. Who else would let him build his own gothic clocktower dream mushroom wherever he wanted, doodt?
 
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Slim Boglim said:
It’s kind of absurd to think but KingCobraJFS has made my life better. His antics, the communities that formed around it, the works created by talented people who see him as a muse, has given me literally thousands of hours of entertainment and even joy.

I really don’t think that can be said about any other “lolcow” which is why I’m starting think “lolcow” isn’t a good descriptor for Cobies. Being a lolcow and having a “lolcow audience” implies a certain connotation or behavior and I think a lot of the problem behavior we see is because people try to engage with Cobra, his content, his whole scene as if he’s another Chris Chan, Larson, or Cyrax etc. But he isn’t. He’s completely his own beast so there’s this disconnect of what the expectation of his “content” is or how people should engage with it when they’ve already categorized it as “lolcow”.

If’s like if somebody has a preconceived notion of what “fast food” is based on McDonald’s and Burger King and now they’re visiting a Taco Bell because they heard it’s “fast food” and find themselves terribly confused and frustrated while they try to wrestle the staff into making them a cheese burger.

Tl;dr: I think Cobes is his own unique oddity and isn’t a “lolcow” at least not in the way it’s commonly understood. Not only that but by classifying him as a lolcow it does a disservice to the “cobraverse” by setting certain expectations or preconceived notions that just aren’t accurate.

Apologies in advance for my extreme digression it’s just some food hack for thought I figure I’d throw out there
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Naaaaaaaaaaaaah the dickriding is crazy, Cobes is just a sexy goth badboy who makes dank food hacks, it ain't that deep.
 
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Does Cobra actually have massive carp lips or is he pouting his lips all the time? I was watching the dank mac n' cheese video and there were a couple closeups of his face and I think he might just be pushing them out. There was a solid gap between his teeth and the inner side of his lips. I don't know about y'all but my lips touch my teeth naturally, there is no 1/2" gap.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Does Cobra actually have massive carp lips or is he pouting his lips all the time? I was watching the dank mac n' cheese video and there were a couple closeups of his face and I think he might just be pushing them out. There was a solid gap between his teeth and the inner side of his lips. I don't know about y'all but my lips touch my teeth naturally, there is no 1/2" gap.
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His whole mouth is a pit of decay and filth. He may think this is goth but it's just disgusting. It's probably just his gums swelling from pus as he approaches total sepsis and death.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Hey you cool cobras: I'm missing The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind, and I need a recommendation. What race would Cobes be, if he were in the game? I gotta hand paint the texture.
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My account's in the negative right now so if you could help a scamp out it'd be greatly preshiated. Sujamma is a want, not a need.
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Lore-wise, the Imperials are known as vaguely respectful for the rule of law and for at least some strength in speechcraft, which suits Cobes well as a person. As a Boglim, I feel like he's best represented as a particularly filthy Orc or Dunmer, given the Dark Elves' proclivity for destruction magic.
Cobes is 100% House Telvanni. Who else would let him build his own gothic clocktower dream mushroom wherever he wanted, doodt?
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The tribunal is just the cobra religion, to the skygod imperial cult, knowhaimsayin?

Telvanni would also tie into his weird Harry Potter beliefs, of no mudbloods, only pure wizards n shit.

I'll make one of each.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Does Cobra actually have massive carp lips or is he pouting his lips all the time? I was watching the dank mac n' cheese video and there were a couple closeups of his face and I think he might just be pushing them out. There was a solid gap between his teeth and the inner side of his lips. I don't know about y'all but my lips touch my teeth naturally, there is no 1/2" gap.
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I think most of the notable carp lip photos are just frames from a video. Video is something like 24fps so there's a lot of "in between" stages of a movement where you can make pretty much anyone look dumb or bizarre.

That said, he looks generally pretty fuckin dumb and bizarre.
 
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i always wonder what his back molars look like. do they even exist at this point? literally the only look we see is in half second snippets of videos. and all we see is a ww1 trench.

but yeah his carp lips are from his mother. its rarely discussed but even clint said in the yourfavoriteson interview that she "wasnt right in the head"

apparently they met at a special olympics event. leaves me wondering was she a volunteer or a participant?
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
I think most of the notable carp lip photos are just frames from a video. Video is something like 24fps so there's a lot of "in between" stages of a movement where you can make pretty much anyone look dumb or bizarre.

That said, he looks generally pretty fuckin dumb and bizarre.
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You are completely and demonstrably wrong. Cobes' carp lips are basically prehensile hot dog wieners that adapt to food hacks like a 50 million dollar aperture lens designed to only allow liquor and processed foods through.

anliteralidiot said:
Y'know, if this woman really is his birth mom, then it would appear that the fish lips are genetic.
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That's his alleged mother? It adds up.

Joker 2 is a waste of money, saw it tonight, it's gross.

Side note I'd like to add for normies, Social Security and disability go out from the first to the third of the month based on your birthday. What you are seeing is Cobes burning through his tugboat from both ends when he orders a $30 bottle of liquor ($50*, thanks DoorDash). So Josh is going to be going nuts for a week, it's likely he spent the tugboat money on food hacks and DoorDash, so the next week should be an interesting mix of dono baiting and begging.
 
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