Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

cryingandshidding said:
Ian and Dave are two different people. Ian is the guy from prison who drank josh's banana rum or whatever it was and put his feet by his head, Dave is the old guy who said the walls were talking to him. I'm pretty sure he's who came over in that video.

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Was there a confusion of the names then ? I've only seen people saying that warlord fought Ian, a neighbor. I hadn't seen the name Dave pop up.
 
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Was there a confusion of the names then ? I've only seen people saying that warlord fought Ian, a neighbor. I hadn't seen the name Dave pop up.
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I believe warlord fought Ian, who I'm not even sure is his neighbor. Dave is definitely his neighbor, and has only shown up in 2 (I believe) videos, the most recent one we're talking about, and the pizza one I posted.

This is Dave

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This is Ian

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Mr. Clanky said:
The reason why Scotty has been less visible recently is kind of unknown, at least to me. I've heard a few theories, but they were more about paranoia or fear of the Internet's attention. I haven't ever considered that it would be fear of another homeboy. Is there some record or mention of Warlord's presence being the reason for the dry Scotty season?
From what I know about Scotty, he wouldn't see another homeboy as much more than another schmuck for his machiavellian schemes. Is there something off-putting about Warlord in particular that drives him away? Is it something to do with his cock pic?
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Scotty appeared relatively recently on a CoolTaste stream with some guy named Too Tall Rob. I wish I could remember which stream it was, I’d post the link.

Scotty said he doesn’t hang out with Josh anymore because Josh hangs out with sketchy crackheads. He elaborated that THAT was in reference to Alex, and then he remarked about how he’s wanted to kick Alex’s head in for a while now and he’s not interested in being involved in Josh’s life so long as Alex is.

He went on to say that Josh was incredibly stubborn and he can’t be helped. “The dude won’t do anything unless he wants to do it, he’s stubborn like a donkey bro.”
 
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I didn't actually bring up scotty to suggest that josh hangs out with him again, he is a piece of shit too. I just wanted to mention he was dead for the meme. Glad he is gone tbh
 
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Generic Retard said:
I sincerely hope he didn't brew his G-Fuel combination with straight hard liquor on stream today, but it sure seemed so. That has to be incredible for his cardiovascular system...
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nah, he was using water as well. but he did fill the cup to like ~1/4 full of liquor.




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Generic Retard said:
I sincerely hope he didn't brew his G-Fuel combination with straight hard liquor on stream today, but it sure seemed so. That has to be incredible for his cardiovascular system...
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cryingandshidding said:
nah, he was using water as well. but he did fill the cup to like ~1/4 full of liquor.




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He's gonna use one of his drink combinations to wreck his guts so bad they'll actually be able to pump it out as a cure for the coof. Yeeeeah buddy.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Archive of the 5 hour recording from Courtney's Discord of KingCobraJFS vs Warlord. The first 20 minutes is the fight.

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Man, that's kinda rough to listen to. It was obvious from the first sentence that Alex guy is degenerate meth head and turns out he's a fucking leech, go figure. When Cobes's voice got shrill I genuinely felt bad for him, nobody deserves to feel like shit for wanting to help people, but that's exactly what you get with leech ass meth-head degenerate faggots. Also these discord people going "haha, mm, yeah" all the time is making me break out in hives.
 
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WolfeTone said:
Man, that's kinda rough to listen to. It was obvious from the first sentence that Alex guy is degenerate meth head and turns out he's a fucking leech, go figure. When Cobes's voice got shrill I genuinely felt bad for him, nobody deserves to feel like shit for wanting to help people, but that's exactly what you get with leech ass meth-head degenerate faggots. Also these discord people going "haha, mm, yeah" all the time is making me break out in hives.
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Discord fags will be degenerates. No surprise there.
 
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cryingandshidding said:
nah, he was using water as well. but he did fill the cup to like ~1/4 full of liquor.
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Great to hear :)
He just always gives the impression of an alcoholic sniffing at a bottle of antifreeze when he smells his drinks.

I wonder if he could ever go back to his old ways, if he at least for once drunk a real smooth, real hard liquor like say Chartreuse Verte, that has no burn, no nose hair curl.
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Here's Kobes' first 2 streams from yesterday:
Start:
Got his door unstuck and fixed it without calling maintenance. Says warlord git arrested for public intoxication and a couple of days sobering up in the slammer will be good for him. Says he left his mask and sleeping bag at Kobes apartment and he'll give them to him if he comes back to get them. Still mad at him talking shit about Ozzy.
1:56:
Drinking a morning cocktail. Got new boots with money from his PayPal. The reddit ween drove him to Walmart to get them.
3:11:
Talks about Alec Baldwin. Going to finish the booze he opened yesterday. Talks about his new boots again and his Ozzy shirt.
4:39:
Says he has the flu not coof. Going to mail the staff tomorrow. The customer will get a free wand, tactical soap and an autographed shirt. Shows off the wand.
6:51:
Talks about warlord leaving his mask and sleeping bag there. He's not welcome back fir at least 4 weeks but Kobes will give them back to him. Talks about warlord doing meth. Says he has kids and should be responsible. Legalise pot rant.
9:56:
Says there's a big meth problem in Casper and the cops want weed Legalised. Drugs are bad. Alcohol is okay. Kobes would legalise everything except for meth and heroin. Weed jokes.
13:52:
Talks about Alec Baldwin and fake gun safety.
15:30:
Shows off his chocolate cocktail drink and talks about his dogs he had growing up called chocolate and Ellen.
17:20:
Alcohol and smoking PSA.
18:50:
Says his hair is looking thicker because of the shampoo he uses. He technically still has a full head of hair even if it's going thin. Back to talking about Alec Baldwin and giving gun safety advice.
21:26:
Says he got his door fixed without calling maintenance and brags about doing things himself.
22:58:
Back to talking about Alec Baldwin.
24:33:
Reads the warning label on his drink. Scenario of drinking during pregnancy. FAS baby jokes.
27:52:
Foetal Alcohol syndrome is no joke.
28:39:
Captain Hindsight Condoms. He does his misbehaving child in the store Scenario.
32:40:
Beating kids doesn't work. Discuss.
33:52:
Says he was a violent, angry and depressed kid. Talks about homedad Clint destroying his legos to punishment him.
35:44:
He used unopened decongestant medicine a fan sent him. Brags about his metabolism and immune system.
37:10:
Back to talking about Alec Baldwin.
38:29:
Talks about his drink. Woman owned TMDWU . Ladies you don't have to do OF you too can own a company. Talks about puberty.
42:20:
Talking about menopause and menstruation. Female empowerment. Hearing about women makes Kobes appreciate being a man. Complaining about cis white men getting treated like crap. Fuck Chris chan.
44:37:
His album is on hold while he's sick. Might get more of these cocktails with his PayPal money.
46:00:
Tipsy titties cocktails
46:30:
Feminazis and gender relations.
49:05:
Shows off the tequila and rum he's drinking in his leftover drink combination.
49:42:
How is he supposed to find an of age girlfriend when all women hate men. Talks about spooky girl. Says he has mad money for days to take her out drinking.
52:30:
Talks about warlord getting too drunk.
54:44:
Saving the rest of his drink for later, that was enough to get his day started.
56:06:
Talking about cutting down on his drinking and working on his temper. Be smart about your firearms.
Start:
Circle of protection for the reddit ween. He's sick now after hanging out with Kobes. Lmao get fucked.
1:35:
Starts a Terrence Pop video. Don't drink alcohol while pregnant. Back to the video.
3:24:
YouTube suggestions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads the title of the video. Ignoring trolls calling him. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
5:00:
You need to get laid culture is rape culture rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parroting what's said in the video. Back to the video.
7:50:
1 woman is enough for Kobes, he wouldn't know what to do with 50 women. Shout out to the reddit ween dying of coof he caught from Kobes.
9:27:
Moar alcohol. Ladies are the gatekeepers of sex. Mixing g fuel with mango Bacardi and tequila.
11:50:
Female empowerment. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Kobes will only watch all chick orgy porn. He only watches chicks on chaturbate. Pokémon sex jokes. Back to the video.
14:46:
Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video.
15:41:
Hillary and Bill Clinton are satanic chimos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. This is not how you date fellow adults. Kobes describes his dating habits. Back to the video.
18:22:
Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video. Scenario of sleeping with an ugly woman. Pony joke. Brings up rape for no reason. Does voices.
22:24:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. #killallmen serial killer joke. Back to the video.
25:40:
Divorce Scenario. Kobes hates women.
27:55:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Divorce court double standards. Homedad Clint had to fight for custody of him. Talks shit about his birth mom. His mommy issues are why he hates women.
30:53:
Big ups to the dude or dudette who bought the staff. Talks about the other stuff he will include. Talks about collecting sticks to make wands. Talks about his new boots.
34:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video
35:35:
Kobes would fuck 60 of age clean vhicks over a couple of days. Talks about stds. Complaining about kids these days. Talks about when he was living in North Dakota.
39:05:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would nit go to an all dude orgy. Dating.
40:42:
Shills tactical soap
51:05:
Back to the video. Talks about lube. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Scenario if Kobes having an of age daughter. Back to the video.
54:32:
Explains what the video is about. Descriptive bandage Scenario. Back to the video. Too much pressure for men to get laid. Brings up the forbidden 4. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dating is like applying for a job. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Chicks dig Kobes music talent and that he's great with kids, animals and old people and not afraid to cry.
59:59:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shaking up his drink combo. Kobes is not into orgies. Reads what's written on the screen. Army's joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
1:03:04:
Sex parties are gross but Kobes is not here to judge. Back to the video.
1:05:58:
Talks about graphic porn that he definitely doesn't watch. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Roger Rabbit. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Attractive people double standards. Gives relationship advice.
1:11:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gas station joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares OF chick going to an orgy to him walking into a pot party. Back to the video.
1:15:02:
Watch if age women on chaturbate so you are not conditioned to be a cuck. Kobes hates penises. Back to the video
1:17:16:
Feminism lies. You don't need sex to be happy dry spell cope. Compares sex to smoking. Says he's been cutting down in his drinking since he's been sick. When?
1:20:25:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Taco Bell and Taco John's . Kobes never had a threesome but he would have one with 2 of age women. Back to the video.
1:24:21:
Says he's seen chicks ask his sister if he's single. Says it helps that he's a celebrity. He has options. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trolls will be jealous when he eventually finds the of age goth girl of his dreams. Trolls.
1:27:25:
Safe sex PSA.
1:28:50:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Safe sex PSA. Gross graphic vagina descriptions. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video.
1:33:42:
Imagination troll texts. Owning the trolls with memes about himself TWU. Safe sex PSA. Have to be dating at least 4 months before sex. Socially transmitted diseases. Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video.
1:37:20:
There's a difference between porn and tasteful nudes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about desperate dudes. Kobes tries to be a gentleman and a scholar. Gender relations.
1:40:40:
Back to the video. Parrots what's said in the video. Gender relations. Dry spell cope. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female empowerment. Women are people with feelings. Back to the video.
1:45:59:
Gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
1:48:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman on the screen. Kobes prefers women on top. Kobes wants to wank. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex is not a need it's a want. Contributing to rape culture. Back to the video.
1:50:49:
Dating is like prostitution. Fishing trip with Chad scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. OF joke. Back to the video.
1:55:44:
Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Female empowerment. Back to the video.
1:56:57:
Talking about women in puberty. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about chicks in high-school. Hormones in food causing kids to hit puberty earlier.
1:59:50:
Complaining about FDA. Prescription drug commercials. Big pharma wants you sick and wants your money. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations Double standards.
2:03:27:
Was invited to a friends house but doesn't want to make them sick. Says he doesn't have coof and he's feeling better. Gender relations Double standards.
2:06:01:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video. Kobes picturing an orgy. Back to the video.
2:08:00:
Gender relations Double standards. Back to the video.
2:09:35:
Moar alcohol and g fuel. Talks about Tara Babcock. Talks about Peach Bacardi.
2:14:45:
Trolls need to get laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes wasn't accepted into the army because of his autism and fucked up eyes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:17:09:
Back to the video. Captain Hindsight Condoms. Back to the video.
2:19:08:
Kobes complaining about modern women. Kobes doesn't care about one night stands. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what's said in the video.
2:21:01:
Sex is not a need it's a want. Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about women crying rape. Ra-paid. Back to the video 2 seconds. Reads what's written on the screen. Back to the video.
2:24:48:
Shout out to Cobra's dry spell. Make a wish for adults scenario. Mysterious knock at the door. Kobes neighbour comes in. Kobes tells him not to talk about something while he's still live. Back to the video.
2:28:59:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women, blacks and minorities faced oppression. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
2:31:03:
Complaining about his channel getting flagged for talking shit about Milo. Back to the video.
2:32:11:
Creepy about the woman on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about women. Back to the video.
2:34:15:
Explains what the video was about and ends the stream.
 
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Coming in late and only just finished the extended audio, but I guess now "Cobes is afraid of hard drugs!" shit to bed since he openly admitted he would recreationally pop muscle relaxers when Alex Anderson would provide them, and at least did so once while drinking alcohol.

Also that mindfuck about his "hardest crush" turning out alive was probably better than the fight.
 
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Hengeyokai said:
Btw Courtney lives at 1501 Ann St, Wilmington, NC.

confirmed by comparing this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oywyiHcAXqo
to google maps street view

Literally the easiest person to "doxx" on the planet, sorry if it's already public knowledge here.

'Fucking why fucking the fuck why fucking wouldn't I put everything out with my name out there? I fucking don't fucking have fucking any fucking thing to hide. I fucking don't use fucking screen fucking names because I fucking don't do any fucking thing to fucking worry the fuck about.' - Mrs Courtney Neidt before making racist remarks about Albanians.
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Toppan terran gurran la kek on this that woman has a room temp IQ

Also @Thomas Highway they ain't fighting each other 'cause they know exactly who leaks the stuff. It's oprah and museum that or sometimes bitesize but he doesn't really speak in there as they all pile on him - museum has been kicked/banned multiple times but I guess they give chomos a pass. They also put up with oprah because he's the living encyclopedia or whatever the secret is that they 'leak' it to lenin_lime AKA republican_atheist to try and cover their tracks

it ain't rocket science
 
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