Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Your Landlord]

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By how much he's wincing due to trying to drink and smoke, how long would you say it'd be before he winds up in the hospital?

Perhaps the booze is almost acting like an antiseptic mouthwash.

 

[funscape]

Perhaps the booze is almost acting like an antiseptic mouthwash.

When you drink everyday the alcohol makes you dehydrated 24/7 and you end up having permanent cottonmouth. It's so bad that it can make you gag simply from the sensation of having a desert dry mouth and it doesn't help that Cobra avoids water like the plague but only drinks extremely sugary drinks. On top of that the fucking retard drinks high caffeine energy drinks which is also a diuretic so he's pissing any fluids he does end up consuming. That extreme dry environment behind his fish lips is basically supercharging the bacteria in his cavities because there's no saliva in there to wash away the food bits or neutralize the acidity in his mouth.

 

[Big Nasty]

Haven't checked in on Cobes in a while. Presidential election and Fishtank got my attention. Has he lost his upper front teeth?

 

[Jobama]

Haven't checked in on Cobes in a while. Presidential election and Fishtank got my attention. Has he lost his upper front teeth?

This is two months old but they’re almost completely gone.

 

[funscape]

This is two months old but they’re almost completely gone.
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[Hennimore]

Do we know what other gender relations channels he watches on YouTube besides Terrence Pop? As with most things he talks about you can usually pin point exactly what he was watching because most of his "rants" are just him regurgitating videos he watched word for word but it doesn't seem Terrence Pop's latest videos deal with Norah Vincent so he has to be getting this from someone else.

Also I just like how late he is to the party in regards to Norah Vincent, that retard died two years ago.

 

[bonified retard]

Do we know what other gender relations channels he watches on YouTube besides Terrence Pop? As with most things he talks about you can usually pin point exactly what he was watching because most of his "rants" are just him regurgitating videos he watched word for word but it doesn't seem Terrence Pop's latest videos deal with Norah Vincent so he has to be getting this from someone else.

Also I just like how late he is to the party in regards to Norah Vincent, that retard died two years ago.

He says in the video that a fan showed it to him

 

[Shinkai]

There’s the Now it’s a party documentary which is sort of a spiritual successor to Gothic King Cobra. It’s nowhere near as good as it but I admire that he tried to emulate his style by not having any commentary whatsoever. My main issue with it was the editing and how some of scenes were completely uncut like the various food challenges. It also didn’t help that almost every scene in the documentary was just him doing something that they laid for. He actually did a recut version that cut those scenes down but I haven’t watched it. I think Trapped is just far more talented than him. I really liked all of the shots of his nasty apartment and when that regular guy was reacting to him doing the spicy wings challenge. The scene of him watching Gothic King Cobra in the same liquor store as the documentary was pretty tragic just to see how much he has degraded. I think the real problem was that Josh at that time was really starting to isolate so he really was going to be that interesting to film.

Trapped said in that Q&A he did that a modern documentary on Josh wouldn’t be interesting because it would lack his childlike charm but I sort of disagree. I think if you did another documentary back when he was still at his first apartment it would have still been interesting to see him try to manage adulthood and interacting with all of the wacky characters in the Cobraverse.

Trappped had lightning in a bottle. Thing is anyone who follows him who tries to copy it won't as it's just a unique piece of history. But anyone who tries now is just bringing attention to someone who can't handle more.

The favourite son video wasnt great
But atleast we got some different view and things out of it. Which is always worth atleast something with him in the last 4/5 years.

The tiktok accounts dragged all the bad attention to cobra from kids who just haven't a clue and the Reddit immigration to Facebook where everyone just IRL face posting about a retard. They're basically on his level

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

This is two months old but they’re almost completely gone.
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Chomper crisis/the toofer tussle needs to be solved ASAP, boy could literally die from infection. I think i have said this before but chipped tooth like that hurts like hell, not even alcohol or pain meds numb it fully. Pain from infection is even worse, not to powergutterlevel here but its the worst pain i have experienced and brought me about ~10hr away from death, had to spent 3 days or so in the intensive care unit after surgery.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

i have experienced and brought me about ~10hr away from death, had to spent 3 days or so in the intensive care unit after surgery.

Well, Cobes has a lot higher tolerance to pain than most people yesssttt

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Better not go live on Ozzy's birthday, BOY

 

[Titty Figurine]

If he did get dentures I guarantee you he would find some retarded way to customize them. He would turn them into "Cobra's fangs" or something stupid like that

I feel like that's exactly what would happen. Cobes being Cobes would find a way to make them dangerously sharp instead of cosmetically pointy because badass fangs, but between the enthusiastic nature of the bites he takes, years of habitual weird chewing patterns from working around his bad teeth, the human jaw not being intended to have fangs in the first place, and the direct relationship between alcohol consumption and the potential for any inanimate object in his vicinity to start acting cute at any given time, it'd be a disaster waiting to happen.

Slow decay from willful negligence is just kind of bleak. It's like watching Leaving Las Vegas if it were made specifically to depress dentists. There's not really much comedy to be found in that unless you've got the brainrot that can't justify laughing at the regarded without a PowerPoint to explain why they deserve torments that'd make the monkeyfuckers blush. I hope he does get dentures in the future. Not only will it give him a confidence boost and the preening when he's feeling himself is always great, but I've spent entirely too long thinking about Cobra Fangs now and I really, really want to see what happens on the day that the big man in the bell tower upstairs rolls the dice and the Cobra Fangs get their turn to act cute. I want to hear the howl of rage and betrayal when he chomps his mouth meat. I want to see him fight his own teeth like a man.

 

[Cambiar]

Trappped had lightning in a bottle. Thing is anyone who follows him who tries to copy it won't as it's just a unique piece of history. But anyone who tries now is just bringing attention to someone who can't handle more.

The other problem is your favorite son and whoever made Now It's A Party are thoughtless retards with no artistic vision. Not saying it's easy to weave Josh's shit into gold but your favorite son couldn't ask a thoughtful question if you tried to make him do it at gunpoint and the other guys just gave josh money to drink, get a tattoo and eat hot wings while they filmed it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

. Cobes being Cobes would find a way to make them dangerously sharp instead of cosmetically pointy because badass fangs

Meh, he's incapable of using tools and he has the dexterity of a slug. He's also retarded. I don't think he would be able to even make them sharp or pointy. What would actually happen is; he would colour them black, poorly, with a sharpie, alternate each tooth with green nail polish, and probably break them when attempting to make them into fangs.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

By how much he's wincing due to trying to drink and smoke, how long would you say it'd be before he winds up in the hospital?

At ten minutes or so: "But she was apparently born in Switzerland. You know how the Swedes like their cheese."

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

It's like watching Leaving Las Vegas if it were made specifically to depress dentists.

that is such a good way to put it.

looked up full dentures, apparently its around $100k for tops and bottoms.

medicaid doesnt cover dental, so would be interested to see if daddy nips would fork up the cash. at this point wasting dental supplies on him is like putting fake tits on the grandma from squidbillies.

 

[mikaylatoads]

that is such a good way to put it.

looked up full dentures, apparently its around $100k for tops and bottoms.

medicaid doesnt cover dental, so would be interested to see if daddy nips would fork up the cash. at this point wasting dental supplies on him is like putting fake tits on the grandma from squidbillies.

There are free dental plans for people with no income besides SSI. (I have family members utilizing such programs.)

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

There’s the Now it’s a party documentary which is sort of a spiritual successor to Gothic King Cobra. It’s nowhere near as good as it but I admire that he tried to emulate his style by not having any commentary whatsoever.

There's a lot to say on the subject of Cobra documentaries. NiaP is a worthy part 2 in the yet to be completed trilogy but of course is not as good as GKC. If there's a single reason for that it's because trappped's doc really captured Casper as a character in a way that NiaP, with it's bouncing around between tattoo and fast food scenes, just couldn't (but at least had some good opening establishment shots).

I'm struggling to finish this post. I think that GKC resonates because Josh hasn't so much changed as he's been boiled down, so everyone that's come on board this decade is no less fascinated by 2014 Cobra.

 

[Molly Millions]

When is the boglim going live? Ozzys birthday ended an hour ago.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

When is the boglim going live? Ozzys birthday ended an hour ago.

Remembering your idol's birthday when you're blackout drunk is a want, not a need trole.