Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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C. G. B. Spender said:
Imagine Cobra's clock tower dream mansion but its a smart home where HAL 9000 is basicly Clint. :biggrin:
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Molly Millions said:
There is a remote possibility that Cobra could send things to Ozzy's management.

So the speculation is that he bought Ozzy something from BudK? So like a knife or something? I'm pretty sure knives are illegal in England.

Or he could just look his phone number up and ask
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Buying Ozzy a $100+ birthday gift will be way funnier in a couple weeks when he's complaining about being too broke to buy his family Christmas gifts.
 
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ResignedCustodes said:
That would be amazing. Endless dank stew hacks and watching it become a monstrous amalgam of culinary disaster.

I don't think the boy's utilities budget would support 24/7 stew, sadly.
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You only have to look at what he did to the "instant mashed potatoes" when he first moved into the trailer to get an idea of how a slow cooker would go. Every recipe would end up cooked down until it's unrecognizable organic matter with the consistency of glue. Cobra's radioactive grease. And he will never clean the thing properly and pass out while it's on for over 12 hours.
 
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