Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I am just curious, and I think I have asked before but does anyone have on about average, how many times he orders food a week? Is it safe to say at least 4 times, maybe 5 times? Probably spending at least $30 (with taxes and fees) going upwards of $50 per order? So at bare minimum, he is spending over $6,200 a year in take out/ordering food. That is a mind boggling figure for a single person.
Especially for somebody who doesn't work or travel at all.

I could probably spend that much in a year because of work and work-related travel, although at least a chunk of it gets reimbursed through expense/per diem. Out of pocket that'd be madness.
 
His teeth are probably in such bad shape that the teeth themselves, the nerves are dead. Im not a doctor but I think its like how youll see smokers or alcoholics (QED) drop teeth where they have bad cavities or something and the tooth breaks off near the root, and youd still feel it if you hit the nerve or the root Id imagine but you see them just living with it, like maybe the body dropped the tooth before the infection could spread further.
Nerves usually die due to lack of blood flow. A dental cyst will do the trick by pinching any veins supplying the nerves of a tooth until they stop sending signals due to a lack of oxygen supply. If he's ever had a dental cyst though, he's never complained about it on camera because the pain is excruciating. One of the worst types of pain.
 
I am just curious, and I think I have asked before but does anyone have on about average, how many times he orders food a week? Is it safe to say at least 4 times, maybe 5 times? Probably spending at least $30 (with taxes and fees) going upwards of $50 per order? So at bare minimum, he is spending over $6,200 a year in take out/ordering food. That is a mind boggling figure for a single person.
He's been going way harder than usual the past month. The redditfags are feeling very charitable recently.
 
Why do these mashed potatoes look like Spaetzels mixed in with Schnitzels?
Him hunched over like a homunculus creature while shoveling slop into his mouth is a vey funny

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Especially for somebody who doesn't work or travel at all.

I could probably spend that much in a year because of work and work-related travel, although at least a chunk of it gets reimbursed through expense/per diem. Out of pocket that'd be madness.

Yea for someone who's got access to a kitchen he spends as much on ready cooked food as some guy's do who are on the road, but he spends that on a single often awful meal - When I work away I still try an cook for myself as much as possible (nearly always have access to some form of heat in my line of work) and even if it's heating up water to make a coffee or heat up some home made pot noodles (kilner jar, instant noodles and veg an spices of my own making) etc it's a lot cheaper but even when I can't and I need to use a cafe or a take away I'd be hard pushed to spend what he does in a single delivery order - honestly it's baffling how much he spends for getting so little.

He's been going way harder than usual the past month. The redditfags are feeling very charitable recently.

It's Christmas it's the season to be kind to the less fortunate.
 
I love that somehow instant mashed potatoes smeared with dip, needs a 4 part video series. Retards are fascinating.
He doesn’t edit and he never will. I would love to walk him through pirating Premiere Pro easily a 4 hour ordeal for someone like him.

Can you imagine the shit he would put together if someone taught him how to edit.
 
He doesn’t edit and he never will. I would love to walk him through pirating Premiere Pro easily a 4 hour ordeal for someone like him.

Can you imagine the shit he would put together if someone taught him how to edit.
It apparently took Richie two days to teach him how to set up text to speech donations. If he was smart enough to learn something like editing then he wouldn't be our boy.
 
I would love to walk him through pirating Premiere Pro
fuck adobe use davinci and shotcut, however they make retard editors now for children and niggers that are quite good for what they do. Especially on iOS, but he has an old phone and probably cannot use them, they automatically recommend music for the scene and tell you where to add b-roll, titles, and transitions, the lolcow Chantal uses one.
 
Doesn't want to drink 99 proof bananas to make a sloppy burger...Doesn't want to drink all day to make deep freid avocados...those days are gone...like tears in the rain.
It's a mix of Josh's substance and loneliness induced depression and paypigs keeping him afloat for doing nothing causing us to get no content. The boy is also risk averse as fuck for the last 2 or 3 years and never talks about things in his life online (which people come for) and instead talks about Terrence pop gender/culture bullshit that no one wants to hear and he doesn't even understand.

I suppose that is his life now though. Wake up, puke, drink, maybe eat some slop and jerk off, then watch cartoons until he gets a greasy as all fuck meal then get totally wasted and pass out some time in the night or Early morning, rinse and repeat. Maybe stream if the bank account is totally emptied out. Maybe leave the trailer once a week for supplies that can't be door dashed. What a life.
 
I'm not a Burgerlander and don't eat McDonald's, as he's reading out his order and ingredients, he lists "only shriveled onions". Is this a thing? Shriveled onions? or is it a fish is dairy retard thing because he cannot read or spell? wtf are shriveled onions?
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They are listed as slivered onions on the menu, but he pronounces it as  shriveled. He did the same thing in his last mcdonalds food hack.
 
Can you imagine the shit he would put together if someone taught him how to edit.

I don't know if it's the @SeizureRobot5000 influence but I'd imagine it being like a Clarrisa Explains it all, with lots of garish 90's cutaways.

fuck adobe use davinci and shotcut, however they make retard editors now for children and niggers that are quite good for what they do. Especially on iOS, but he has an old phone and probably cannot use them, they automatically recommend music for the scene and tell you where to add b-roll, titles, and transitions, the lolcow Chantal uses one.

The last updates his Mac got would have had a more capable version of iMove and his Phone has a really basic one (assuming it's upto date) - Very simple easy to use and will cover nearly 99% of people for doing quick edits like clipping, adding text, audio tracks and they are prity much point click an go and it has primitive versions of "Hey the audio might not be good hear" but you know he wouldn't listen to them and he'd either slap in CrazyTrain.mp3 into it at max volume an it would get copyrighted in seconds.

His iPhone has another issue though, and its going to get more pressing as time goes on - his apps like Youtube, his 2FA (think it's Googles one) and other apps are all starting to drop legacy support, not from the app store as I am guessing he's just restoring from backup at this point (and he likely can't connect) but from the provider end, while a lot of app's are just wrappers for the website they are still going to start cutting off old apps just through technology creep, so this version of SSL wont work, or some function getting renamed meaning he can't log in or do something he needs or wants to do.

That might force him to upgrade to the 10 or 11 Clints likely got floating around his knickers draw, it's going to happen sooner rather than later and he will break quite a few phones out of frustration along the way, an sulk till he finds a new Cobra phone skin.

The boy is also risk averse as fuck for the last 2 or 3 years and never talks about things in his life online (which people come for) and instead talks about Terrence pop gender/culture bullshit that no one wants to hear and he doesn't even understand.

Yea I miss those days, but he'd dished some stuff and I am guessing Clints gone on hard enough at him that it's sunk in that it's not a good idea to share so much online as it only feeds the trolls, I'd love him to discover the old B&W horror films that are on youtube old 40's - 60's B films at best with names like "The son of the weir bat from the black pit" it would be really entertaining seeing him try an review those films but I doubt he's got the attention span any more.
 
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