Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Definitely the “molested by my uncle” type
Molested by Auntie NaL maybe. We all know NaL sexually assaulted someone as a kid, she talks about it all the time or something about how people called her a boy for "what she did" so I can only assume she did something with a girl and she said she was like 8 or 9
 
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She’d be pretty fuckable if not for that goddamn schnoz
Don't forget her fucked up teeth. Also, you have to be NAL levels of mentally ill to go to a KingCobraJFS discord for attention from men. Why else would you have your Instagram linked? One day she will wake up and realize she didn't have friends online, just a gaggle of simps that wanted to see that loose, stretched out STD ridden pussy of hers; just like every other e-whore online.

I hope she, along with every other neghole pozzer in that discord gets what's coming to them.
 
Does anyone know where I can get the layout of Cobes' previous apartment building "The Conquistadors/Pronghorn Apartments"? This is for a project I want to release for Christmas.
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I just wanted to show off a couple screenshot for my Christmas KingCobraJFS themed Doom 2 mod I hinted at in a previous post. I'm hoping to have it finished before Christmas Eve. It'll include multiple levels, in-game cutscenes, new weapons and potentially new enemies if I have enough time.
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If anyone wants to create sprites for reskinned Doom 2 enemies themed around Cobraverse characters then please let me know.
 
Not sure who you are but you are a GOAT mate, you keep confirming everything I say when my source doesn't have screenshots they can share that won't implicate them. Leave it to Adolf. The few friends I have left in there said it's dead beyond belief right now. The place is in lockdown and mods are terrified. I hope Jinx got the attention she wanted
Good. Hope they realize they could of done nothing and still had their little e girl fan club if they would have just shut the fuck up and not been such insufferable little faggots. All they had to do was watch the show. Let this be a lesson to everyone.
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It's quite telling when even Cobes doesn't get it lol
A guy who ate cat foot. Believes he can do magic and basically shuffles through life still can't do the mental gymnastics to understand it lol
I just wanted to show off a couple screenshot for my Christmas KingCobraJFS themed Doom 2 mod I hinted at in a previous post. I'm hoping to have it finished before Christmas Eve. It'll include multiple levels, in-game cutscenes, new weapons and potentially new enemies if I have enough time.

If anyone wants to create sprites for reskinned Doom 2 enemies themed around Cobraverse characters then please let me know.
Love the apartments so far haha
A dark sky forms over m'lords domain
 
Someone on The Boglim found this freak who makes cooking videos and his kitchen looks an awful lot like Cobes’ kitchen in the Conquistador apartment.


However he notes that his ordained minister services (yes, he is one somehow) are primarily in the Indiana-Ohio-Kentucky area.

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Someone on The Boglim found this freak who makes cooking videos and his kitchen looks an awful lot like Cobes’ kitchen in the Conquistador apartment.


However he notes that his ordained minister services (yes, he is one somehow) are primarily in the Indiana-Ohio-Kentucky area.

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dude, his quote "Play with me, not your food", has a registered trademark symbol next to it. that site is insane.
 
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