Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dill]

 

[Goatchoker]

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Part of my lizard brain wanted that avocado stove after they updated the apt and tossed it.

Will we get a meltdown around Christmas?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

is it me or is he ordering doordash more frequently than usual? developing a new addiction

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

is it me or is he ordering doordash more frequently than usual? developing a new addiction

He orders it every day, or at least when paypigs get him out of the negative. He lives off doordash, his tugboat groceries go to soda, sports drinks, mead, and 100USD bowls of slop foodhacks that he lets cool for 24 hours before throwing away.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Good competitor for my favorite thumbnail. Only disqualified cause it only works when you have the video title

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

@SeizureRobot5000
I'm disappointed that nobody has compared Krystal to Lothar from the Rocketeer.

 

[Shinkai]

@SeizureRobot5000
I'm disappointed that nobody has compared Krystal to Lothar from the Rocketeer.
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I always used to think Gender swapped meth addict Robbie Rotten

 

[Earl of Slander]

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I'm not really sure why but more than boiling the eggs in mountain dew, more than the grotesque green tinge of them, more than the egg going into or reversed out of his fetid maw, Cobes going all Tex Watson on those egg shells like a pregnant Sharon Tate is absolutely revolting.

 

[Drama Fan]

Raw Dawg Comics drew Cobes, tmdwu

 

[niggyfaggot]

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Would definitely be a trip having this guy performing the funeral rites for a loved one.

 

['Ole Dente]

I'd sooner any cobra retrospective just pretended like the bog hag never existed, but I guess she's part of the cobraverse now.

I treat anything Bitesize Cobra Videos puts out as the KingCobraJFS Bible and anything else created by fucking retard zoomers or any other content creators as non-canonical. It doesn't exist, I don't consider it, I don't pay attention to it and I routinely inform others to do the same.

Any retrospective you could ever need, have or want is created by Bitesize. You could never get better than that, it is the most accurate, well produced, most thorough set of content on Josh, it has been and always will be the unachievable pinnacle of content on Joshua Saunders and any other content creator doing stuff on Josh is just pissing in the wind.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I treat anything Bitesize Cobra Videos puts out as the KingCobraJFS Bible and anything else created by fucking retard zoomers or any other content creators as non-canonical. It doesn't exist, I don't consider it, I don't pay attention to it and I routinely inform others to do the same.

Any retrospective you could ever need, have or want is created by Bitesize. You could never get better than that, it is the most accurate, well produced, most thorough set of content on Josh, it has been and always will be the unachievable pinnacle of content on Joshua Saunders and any other content creator doing stuff on Josh is just pissing in the wind.

Don’t forget Seizure and Snake Bones.

 

[bonified retard]

is it me or is he ordering doordash more frequently than usual? developing a new addiction

At this point, I think he orders something every day as long as his account isn't overdrawn. Yesterday, he apparently ordered a giant shrimp platter sometime shortly before the Denny's burger "review". I'd love to see his total doordash spending for the last 2 months.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Another intellectual discussion about trans issues.

Figure it out, toobz.

 

['Ole Dente]

Don’t forget Seizure and Snake Bones.

I don't really compare Seizure and Bitesize. One of them does a talk show with very interesting and well done artistic pieces, the other creates hours long documentaries chronicling the details of this man's life to an autistic degree from the day he was born. If I want accurate and excruciating detail, I see Bitesize. If I want to see something weird and hear some guys laugh about the dumb shit Josh does, I watch Seizure.

 

[Shinkai]

Drink combo video

 

[Hennimore]

At this point, I think he orders something every day as long as his account isn't overdrawn. Yesterday, he apparently ordered a giant shrimp platter sometime shortly before the Denny's burger "review". I'd love to see his total doordash spending for the last 2 months.
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I'd kill to get a look at his bank statement for the month, you gotta wonder exactly how much he is paying in overdraft fees.

 

[Maurice Maine]

@SeizureRobot5000
I'm disappointed that nobody has compared Krystal to Lothar from the Rocketeer.
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Great fucking picture. If you want a definite 'trilogy' watch Rocketeer, The Shadow and Cast a Deadly Spell.

 

['Ole Dente]

I'd kill to get a look at his bank statement for the month, you gotta wonder exactly how much he is paying in overdraft fees.

It’s not a comprehensive listing of every time he’s in the negative but this is 12 minutes of Josh just saying “I’m in the negative for like X amount” for the past two years and I’m pretty sure we can draw a conclusion from that.

It’s a lot. A lot of the time, all the time, averaging roughly $50-$80 bucks a shot.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Josh lies about being in the negative when he wants money from pay pigs. I’m sure it happens for real from time to time, but Josh is a liar.