Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[funscape]

There was no Thanksgiving meltdown afaik buuuuuut maybe he'll black out with Clint around again.

Did you watch Seizure releasing the prelude to the Warlord fight footage?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Did you watch Seizure releasing the prelude to the Warlord fight footage?

No, I didn't. He actually got his hands on some NewOld content?

 

[anliteralidiot]

You haven't missed much if you know about the second apartment arc ending and the trailer arc beginning. Please forgive me but I have a cold I'm not sure if Jessica has or hasn't visited him since he moved into the trailer but otherwise it's been quiet of any real new things happening.
We're waiting for the Christmas meltdown, I don't think we had a Thanksgiving meltdown.

She did visit him in the trailer, but I don't blame you for blocking it out. Seeing him dry-firing the shotty into his mouth was a lot.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

She did visit him in the trailer, but I don't blame you for blocking it out. Seeing him dry-firing the shotty into his mouth was a lot.

When did he do that? On live?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

When did he do that? On live?

Not live but Jessica recorded it mid argument with Josh, she uploaded it as a "Fuck you" to Josh, she was in full on henpeck mode an tried to shame him with it.

 

[Shinkai]

He's on the absolut

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He's on the absolut

It seems like the only drink combos we get now are either things with same flavor mixed, or a big soup of single-servings. I miss the old combos.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

When did he do that? On live?

Here is the archive https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/page-2133#post-19281026
It's hard to see but he's definitely holding it to his chin/mouth

 

[Negev]

He's on the absolut

Two things that are the same flavor and he doesn't even give it a cobra themed name? He really has been very lazy with these things lately, I miss the valentines vomit mixer and 7 alcohol mixes. I think our boy needs to get out more to get out of his slump maybe ride some bike

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s a nightCAP not a nightCUP, boy.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It’s a nightCAP not a nightCUP, boy.

Nothing like a half pint of vodka mixed with beer to cap off another day in the cuck chamber.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I wonder if he knew Bad Company wasn't loaded. He was so blackout drunk I guess it's up to anyone's guess.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Nothing like a half pint of vodka mixed with beer to cap off another day in the cuck chamber.

I remember when our boy would puke at the mere smell of hard liquor. Progress? I guess.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I remember when our boy would puke at the mere smell of hard liquor. Progress? I guess.

Yeah, that's 38% ABV so it's not a liqueur either. He was super wasted in that one already...

 

[niggers]

Not live but Jessica recorded it mid argument with Josh, she uploaded it as a "Fuck you" to Josh, she was in full on henpeck mode an tried to shame him with it.

it's so crazy jessicas response to her "boyfriend" wanting to die was essentially "wow, real nice, what about meeeeeee".

she really is every incel stereotype cobes ever espoused made manifest in a flabby old hoe's body.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

"wow, real nice, what about meeeeeee".

It wasn't even "what about meee", she was being manipulated by buddy trolls so this was malice as she was purposely trying to portray Josh as the bad guy. "It wasn't her fault, she's a perfect angel, Cobra is the fucked up one, see look he's drunk and smashed his phone and now he's contemplating blowing his brains out rather than sharing a space with me, he's the bad guy." It's why she was hiding the camera, she was trying to get him in a gotcha to show the Internet and the trolls that Josh is the bad person, not her.

Context is important, it was because during this time Josh was also being manipulated by buddy trolls into keeping her away, that she's a piece of shit and to be avoided, which is correct. However, people were instigating and successfully convinced him for a short time into cutting her off, though he caved and met up with her obviously. She was just trying to flex on porkney, the paypigs, etc.

 

[funscape]

No, I didn't. He actually got his hands on some NewOld content?

I think he said somebody in the discord leaked it to him and he was trying to get other footage.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

oh my fucking sky-god, yet another fucking food review.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

oh my fucking sky-god, yet another fucking food review.

It's so lazy too, it looks like shit but Denny's is the closest place that will DoorDash food to him.

 

[mars]

I guess this winter he's just going to hole up, start drinking first thing in the morning, doordash lunch and record himself eating it, then record a drink combo video. Repeat until Casper starts thawing I suppose. He might do a live stream once he's several hundred dollars in the hole.