Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don't really compare Seizure and Bitesize. One of them does a talk show with very interesting and well done artistic pieces, the other creates hours long documentaries chronicling the details of this man's life to an autistic degree from the day he was born. If I want accurate and excruciating detail, I see Bitesize. If I want to see something weird and hear some guys laugh about the dumb shit Josh does, I watch Seizure.
I feel like you already have to be a fan of Cobra to get into and enjoy Seizure’s content. If I want to get someone into cobra I’d show them
I just want to remind everyone that bogchron is a faggot alog redditor and Courtney simp. Shun him.
It’s unfortunate because bogchron still provides a utility since Bitsize doesn’t do clips anymore. I’m not going to ever watch Josh’s hour long 4 part cooking videos instead of one 15 minute edit. It’s a shame he’s such a fag.
 
It’s unfortunate because bogchron still provides a utility since Bitsize doesn’t do clips anymore. I’m not going to ever watch Josh’s hour long 4 part cooking videos instead of one 15 minute edit. It’s a shame he’s such a fag.
The joke's on Bogchron: instead of watching his edits on youtube and giving him ad revenue, I watch his edits when my friend screenshares them, and then sprinkle the equivalent amount of fractions of a penny in Copper/Zinc shavings outside Cobra's domicile like in the Spiderwick Chronicles. :smug:
 
Haven't really needed to watch bogchron edits lately now that the boy hasn't been going live very much at all and mostly just posts short videos.
No man, you have to watch fagchron's edits where he removes 30 seconds and then adds ten minutes of paypig's names.

His edits were useful when the boy was streaming every day for 8 hours and he highlighted the interesting comments. There's absolutely no reason to watch his videos now, except for maybe when Cobra uploads 5 part foodhacks out of order.
 
Haven't really needed to watch bogchron edits lately now that the boy hasn't been going live very much at all and mostly just posts short videos.
NOOOOOOOO! You need to watch them so you can spit venom towards this retarded man in the comments!

Srsly doe, why the HECK do these faggots hate him so much? He's just a funny lil tarded guy. Checked the comments before and they are legit seething about him lol. Never understood it.
 
NOOOOOOOO! You need to watch them so you can spit venom towards this retarded man in the comments!

Srsly doe, why the HECK do these faggots hate him so much? He's just a funny lil tarded guy. Checked the comments before and they are legit seething about him lol. Never understood it.
he really likes culture war youtubers so reddit wants to get him for being phobic or whatever.
 
Someone posted this in the old Cobra's Cantina Discord and it's too gold not to post. Sorry to spam the thread
 

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NOOOOOOOO! You need to watch them so you can spit venom towards this retarded man in the comments!

Srsly doe, why the HECK do these faggots hate him so much? He's just a funny lil tarded guy. Checked the comments before and they are legit seething about him lol. Never understood it.
It’s so weird how people let a retarded shut in from Wyoming have power over their emotions. He unironically rules their sad lives
 
It’s so weird how people let a retarded shut in from Wyoming have power over their emotions. He unironically rules their sad lives

If you feel your need to swing your dick in comparison to Josh you are at best level pegging him, it's one thing to talk from a point of experiance an say how he could do better but if you mark your worth as a person in a measure of how much better you are than him you are not much better than him at all and are just punching down to make yourself feel better.

Has Josh said what he's sent Ozzy for his B'day, I know he never got it because celebs have filtered mail but has he said what he sent him? I am guessing some BudK Knife that's what he seems to go for as a special gift, and that's right in there "Premium range" so made from a low grade blade steel with lots of impractical spikes an gaudy complications.
 
So did I miss much when I was no-lifing Fishtank season 3? So far all I've heard about in the Cobraverse was more food hacks, him not going live on Ozzy's birthday and still more Jessica drama.
You haven't missed much if you know about the second apartment arc ending and the trailer arc beginning. Please forgive me but I have a cold I'm not sure if Jessica has or hasn't visited him since he moved into the trailer but otherwise it's been quiet of any real new things happening.
We're waiting for the Christmas meltdown, I don't think we had a Thanksgiving meltdown.
 
You haven't missed much if you know about the second apartment arc ending and the trailer arc beginning. Please forgive me but I have a cold I'm not sure if Jessica has or hasn't visited him since he moved into the trailer but otherwise it's been quiet of any real new things happening.
We're waiting for the Christmas meltdown, I don't think we had a Thanksgiving meltdown.
There was no Thanksgiving meltdown afaik buuuuuut maybe he'll black out with Clint around again.
 
NOOOOOOOO! You need to watch them so you can spit venom towards this retarded man in the comments!

Srsly doe, why the HECK do these faggots hate him so much? He's just a funny lil tarded guy. Checked the comments before and they are legit seething about him lol. Never understood it.
Back when the subreddit was in its death throes, a thread of consistency was that he was "a bad person" and "stealing our tax money!".

Do you know when he copes that he's a badass rockstar who doesn't need a job because his fame allows him to live how he wants? He's not wrong about a segment of his viewership being infuriated about exactly that.
 
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