Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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What I’ve noticed over the years is that the people who are the most involved in A-logging are themselves reflections of what they hate in their respective lolcows. Many of Chris Chan’s haters turned out to be kinda acoustic themselves. Many of the people who get involved with horrorcows like Josh or Cyrax are losers and total degenerates themselves. And the number of fat cows that follow deathfats religiously is almost a meme at this point. One might start to wonder, who are they *truly* angry at?

1000% the truth. I always said aswell that most fans of cobes also see themselves in him. Some element turned up to 11 probably and I feel that's why we all find him so much funnier. He is all of our most basic instincts glorified into one creature and even if it's just odd habits or his attitude at times I think people see either the worst era of themselves mirrored and can laugh at it instead of rage. Or it's just yknow. The age old watching a retard hurt itself with a 21st century twist

-Edit sorry Molly I don't quite know how badly I f'd this post up that it quotes you and it isn't from your post lol
 
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What I’ve noticed over the years is that the people who are the most involved in A-logging are themselves reflections of what they hate in their respective lolcows. Many of Chris Chan’s haters turned out to be kinda acoustic themselves. Many of the people who get involved with horrorcows like Josh or Cyrax are losers and total degenerates themselves. And the number of fat cows that follow deathfats religiously is almost a meme at this point.

One might start to wonder, who are they *truly* angry at?
That's the thing of it toobz, it's pure projection from majority of poo touchers. That a-log thread I linked upthread has so many alcoholics, drug addicts, sex pests and generally lazy bastards who wish they could coast along on someone elses dime, drinking all day and seemingly live a carefree existence that you'd be shocked to see someone relatively normal looking behind some of the most hateful poo-touching I've seen aimed at someone like Josh.
No one thinks Josh is 100% a pure angel baby boy who could do no wrong, we all know he's occasionally cruel (intentionally), we know he's a jealous, seething incel but he's also a literal retard. A literal retard with a rotting maw, a retard for a mother and a father who has a second family with another woman and while Josh is tolerated, he's tolerated only because he's a literal retard that most people with a conscience would and could wash their hands of.
Josh' life is masturbating when horny, streaming when bored and watching videos when he isn't watching camwhores. His life is not one to envy. And life on disability, with zero connection to the world around you, autism diagnose or otherwise, is not sunshine and rainbows.

Be happy you have coworkers who piss you off or a boss that makes you want to pull out your hair. Love your family, cherish your children even when they act like monkeys or worse, tell your parents that you're thankful for them not disowning you in your youth, when you were failing school or you couldn't hold a steady job.
Because Josh will never have any of that. He will rot in his bogden, with or without a BPD bog hag stalking him. No amount of paypiggies can make Josh happy. Josh can't even make Josh happy.

Merry Christmas.
 
The admin of that server organizing mass reporting of the YouTube channel because Cobra talked about transexuals may not be the worst part of that discord server. It is run by a very young girl (the aforementioned Jinx found in the screenshots) and a bunch of old men who orbit this e-bitch. They aren't secretive about it either, they publicly post about their cringe e-dating shit for everyone in the discord to see. She had her Instagram linked to her discord at some point which I saved. If anyone wants to do some sleuthing with it to find out more information about her please let me know.
This instagram?
 
The admin of that server organizing mass reporting of the YouTube channel because Cobra talked about transexuals may not be the worst part of that discord server. It is run by a very young girl (the aforementioned Jinx found in the screenshots) and a bunch of old men who orbit this e-bitch. They aren't secretive about it either, they publicly post about their cringe e-dating shit for everyone in the discord to see. She had her Instagram linked to her discord at some point which I saved. If anyone wants to do some sleuthing with it to find out more information about her please let me know.
archive of Jinx instagram
They're currently infighting and can't figure out who the real leakers are. They just booted some mods. Pretty funny to watch them self destruct while we sit on the sidelines and laugh.
 
That decay of kingcobrajfs thing was entry level, but it was a trip down memory lane and concise overview of some stand out instances of cobra lore. The sex doll sacrifice of Felicia, the hair dye incident, the collapse of the couch chris situation are all good insights into Josh for anyone just stopping by. I think i spotted the 'punishment haircut' photo too, although this was skipped over. I'd sooner any cobra retrospective just pretended like the bog hag never existed, but I guess she's part of the cobraverse now. I could still gladly go the rest of my life never having to hear one of her shrill, shrieking meltdowns again. That must have been more painful to deal with than all the toothache and gutrot he's been through.

that you'd be shocked to see someone relatively normal looking behind some of the most hateful poo-touching I've seen aimed at someone like Josh.

Imagine Josh Saunders owning your sad life. Brutal.

No one thinks Josh is 100% a pure angel baby boy who could do no wrong, we all know he's occasionally cruel (intentionally), we know he's a jealous, seething incel but he's also a literal retard.

The best example of this was Josh blowing cannabis smoke into Puff's tank. Good intentions, just wants to get his dragon homeboy high. But too retarded to know what a terrible thing he's doing.
 
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archive of Jinx instagram
They're currently infighting and can't figure out who the real leakers are. They just booted some mods. Pretty funny to watch them self destruct while we sit on the sidelines and laugh.
It's hilarious because one leaker outed himself who they booted months ago and idk how he is getting info. Not gonna reveal the other sources but the paranoia is feeding my soul. Watching a server implode because they chose to do something incredibly stupid is pure schadenfreude Mr. Moustache Man. I do, however, have one of the current discord mods, Babylon, DMing me claiming someone named Saren is actually behind this and not Jinx? Not sure of the validity
 
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Saran started it by claiming they reported both part one and part two. Jinx chimmed in she also reported him and it was okay because he broke tos. And that's what you do when you see someone break tos, you report it. Then they were all circle jerking that they reported his videos.
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Saran started it by claiming they reported both part one and part two. Jinx chimmed in she also reported him and it was okay because he broke tos. And that's what you do when you see someone break tos, you report it. Then they were all circle jerking that they reported his videos.
Not sure who you are but you are a GOAT mate, you keep confirming everything I say when my source doesn't have screenshots they can share that won't implicate them. Leave it to Adolf. The few friends I have left in there said it's dead beyond belief right now. The place is in lockdown and mods are terrified. I hope Jinx got the attention she wanted
 
Damn, I know a lot of people hate Willo Davis because be moralfags pretty hard but his newest video compares NaL and Cobes from last year to today and my god have they both gained a shitload of weight and aged astronomically in that year. It's actually worrying.
 
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