Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I know I'm recycling old stuff, but I only recently learned of the Wendy's arc when Steve covered it. Has some lovely footage of Cobes as a spry young lesbian.

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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I wonder where Josh got some of his genes from, he's a very unique looking person. Clint has a bit of a gourd but his is nothing compared to Cobes. From the photos of Lauren we know he got his frowny fish lips from her, but where'd he get his wide Innsmouth mouth from?
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I thought his mom was found on youtube and was a youtube channel. The pictures I saw, if that woman is his mom, shows all his genes came from the mom. She looks like a retard, has the fish lips, and cooks slightly better than him. No googly eye though.

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I don't think that's going to offend him the way you think it will 🌈
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Shinkai said:
Is that actually a fucking 8 hour podcast? Who even has the time to listen to all that...
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Losers
 
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I wonder where Josh got some of his genes from, he's a very unique looking person. Clint has a bit of a gourd but his is nothing compared to Cobes. From the photos of Lauren we know he got his frowny fish lips from her, but where'd he get his wide Innsmouth mouth from?
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I thought his mom was found on youtube and was a youtube channel. The pictures I saw, if that woman is his mom, shows all his genes came from the mom. She looks like a retard, has the fish lips, and cooks slightly better than him. No googly eye though.
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No way she ain't his mom.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
No way she ain't his mom.
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You know for sure? Some reddit retard was using her as some gay got ya shit, if I remember right. I always thought that was her, and I could have sworn other people on here was thinking that too. I'll admit I'm wrong but I can't recall her being debunked as being the mother.

Edit: looked at the comments on the video and now get the joke. I apologize
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You know for sure? Some reddit retard was using her as some gay got ya shit, if I remember right. I always thought that was her, and I could have sworn other people on here was thinking that too. I'll admit I'm wrong but I can't recall her being debunked as being the mother.

Edit: looked at the comments on the video and now get the joke. I apologize
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Idk what you're talking about, but you said, "if that is his mom" and, well....
The generics are all there, from fish lips to cheese choice.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
You know for sure?
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Yes, I also originally doubted it and called bullshit. However, after I doxed her it became abundantly clear she's definitely his mom. Unless there's another Laurel Lindvall who used to be married to a Clint Saunders also living locally in Wyoming.

ETA: The woman has had so many aliases and changed her names so many times it originally muddied the waters. When she first was found, it just seemed too good to be true but alas meme magic is real. His mother definitely has her own youtube cooking show. I still can't get over that and it makes me wonder if she keeps tabs on her prodigal son and she was inspired because of the boy. It's like lighting striking twice, how do two retards closely related, raised independently, decide to make shitty food on youtube.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Idk what you're talking about, but you said, "if that is his mom" and, well....
The generics are all there, from fish lips to cheese choice.
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Is that actually her?! I always thought it was some Reddit faggot trying to get clout? Clint fucked and impregnated this mongoloid?!? The jokes in the youtube comments had me thinking they were just going with the gag. Holy Christ was Clint taking advantage of a retard?
 
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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I've heard rumblings that they might actually get Cobra on lolcowlive, but he's being a diva. I kind of hope it happens just to see how fast keemstar pisses him off.
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Has Josh paneled up ever? Statistically I'd think he'd have, but I can't think of any occasion. I only remember him for his solo droning and occasional on-cam fighting with NAL.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Is that actually her?! I always thought it was some Reddit faggot trying to get clout? Clint fucked and impregnated this mongoloid?!? The jokes in the youtube comments had me thinking they were just going with the gag. Holy Christ was Clint taking advantage of a retard?
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I thought it was pretty obvious Ms. Frogface here was the mother of our dear boglim. Someone asked her about it and she said that a different Laura was Cobra's mom, not realizing that her having such personal knowledge of Cobra is pretty damning evidence in and of itself.
 
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sodomy lifestyle said:
Has Josh paneled up ever? Statistically I'd think he'd have, but I can't think of any occasion. I only remember him for his solo droning and occasional on-cam fighting with NAL.
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That's the retard in a live panel talking to people. Is that what you mean? He was live with numerous people. He's done it alot. It's mostly ManJaw because she seems to get the most out of him. Too my knowledge at this point

Edit: don't understand why you were quoteded twice but I tried removing one and apologize.
 
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