Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Fortyone]

He may hate Christmas but he won't turn down the chance to make an eggnog drink combo. Happy easternoth you wankers.

He's still going to therapy though. It's an easternoth miracle!

Has there been any results of him going to therapy at all? Isn't it supposed to make you a more productive/well adjusted member of society and maybe get you to quit drinking?

I feel like he's just gotten worse faster since he started attending. Maybe they just gave him skills to accept his situation and give even less of a fuck.

 

[biggacracka]

Has there been any results of him going to therapy at all? Isn't it supposed to make you a more productive/well adjusted member of society and maybe get you to quit drinking?

I feel like he's just gotten worse faster since he started attending. Maybe they just gave him skills to accept his situation and give even less of a fuck.

The therapist is probably telling cobes his feelings are valid and he stops listening after that.
"yeah toobz, my therapist said I was an alcoholic but my feelings are valid so I'll drink to that. Cheers doodts"

Edit: my phone autocorrected alcoholic to boglim lmao. TWU

 

[Drama Fan]

The band F1lthy had a concert at Rolling Loud Miami where Airsoftfatty and Burt from Fishtank were featured. The BOY flashed on the background screen a few times.

2:57 and 12:04

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Why did they have to pick a picture where cobes looks like a bomber/serial killer suspect

 

[Hennimore]

Fairly certain the bell

The therapist is probably telling cobes his feelings are valid and he stops listening after that.
"yeah toobz, my therapist said I was an alcoholic but my feelings are valid so I'll drink to that. Cheers doodts"

Edit: my phone autocorrected alcoholic to boglim lmao. TWU

I highly doubt Josh is telling his therapist the full of scope of what his life is really like. The therapist, if he isn't fully aware of Josh's time on YouTube, likely thinks Josh is actually running a serious channel based on food reviewing. I'm not really sure what the ethics of the therapist going on the internet and researching his client would be but I'd assume he has at least done a basic search of him and seen all the various channels covering Josh but Josh has uploaded so many videos over the past 10 years that it would be impossible for him to get the full scope of Josh's life.

It would be great if the therapy actually worked and gave Josh some coping skills that didn't involve getting black out drunk everyday and huffing duster but this is like the third or fourth therapist Josh has had, that we know of, and as we know the previous therapists seem to have had absolutely zero effect on Josh. I'd argue that Josh has actually spiraled down even further since Clint forced him to go to a therapist. The only thing Josh has really learned from therapy is new copes he can use to make excuses about the abuse he puts his body through. As we've seen his anger issues haven't gotten any better either given the fact that he just recently broke his phone because it was too slow for his liking.

 

[Dill]

It would be really funny for Josh to go on Fishtank only for there to not be any alcohol or cigarettes.It would be interesting to see him out of his element, but he would probably want to leave immediately if he didn’t have access to his cigs and bum wine.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Like when they opened up King Tuts tomb and bad things kept happening to the people who were there it'll be the Curse Of The Bog... That and the stench that creeps out will be enough to knock them out cold.

Cobe’s corpse would most definitely be fused to his comfy couch chair. Skin and fabric intertwined with Gutter Oil and Ethanol to act as binders.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

It would be really funny for Josh to go on Fishtank only for there to not be any alcohol or cigarettes.It would be interesting to see him out of his element, but he would probably want to leave immediately if he didn’t have access to his cigs and bum wine.

I like the idea that they give Josh all the booze and smokes he can handle … and then make him the house chef. The only food they can have is what he makes.

So when he passes out in middle of cooking, they gotta wait. He makes everyone some drink combos with 4 teaspoons of salt, some lime, and gas station liquor — it’s all they can drink.

 

[Jobama]

The band F1lthy had a concert at Rolling Loud Miami where Airsoftfatty and Burt from Fishtank were featured. The BOY flashed on the background screen a few times.

2:57 and 12:04

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F1lthy isn’t a band he’s a hip hop producer.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/F1lthy

 

[Jobama]

It would be really funny for Josh to go on Fishtank only for there to not be any alcohol or cigarettes.It would be interesting to see him out of his element, but he would probably want to leave immediately if he didn’t have access to his cigs and bum wine.

Josh would go through alcohol withdrawals and would need medical help. Someone that drunk can’t just quit cold turkey.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

So when he passes out in middle of cooking, they gotta wait. He makes everyone some drink combos with 4 teaspoons of salt, some lime, and gas station liquor — it’s all they can drink.

Also have to wait until it cools off at room temperature for 12-24 hours.

 

[Jobama]

 

[Shinkai]

Another feast fit for the KING

Must've been getting some paypiggy bucks lately haven't had a begathon in a while now.

 

[Molly Millions]

Mic rib lol

He's too stupid and drunk to read the god damn box lol

 

[Jobama]

Joel (Trappped) only directed the documentary, you’re thinking of Zach. He was the composer for the music for all of Trappped’s documentaries as well as Happy World Daddy and World Peace. Zach’s work is so unbelievably good I’m surprised he’s not working on Dune’s soundtrack.

IMDb actually has Million Dollar Extreme listed as the production company, but it might've been a fan who edited that in.
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trappped definitely worked with Sam/MDE back in the day - that's actually how I discovered Cobes. He's credited in KSTV and if I remember correctly he was in the "bernie bros" video.

Trapped got hired by Sam presumably after he saw GKC. He’s credited with editing some of there more famous videos like Smocaine 3 and the Prodigal Stunna. The GKC t shirt used to be sold at the old MDE store and Sam Hyde is directly thanked at the end of the Hampow documentary.

And yes he is in the Bernie ralley video. He’s the tall guy next to Sam (Sam is already like 6’5 but Joel is like 6’8 )

Speaking of do we know what trapped thinks of modern subhuman/boglim era cobra?

Trapped did a Q&A last year and said that he doesn’t really keep up with him it saw him destroy his sex doll. Someone also asked him if he felt any guilty for Josh’s current state and he said that he felt none whatsoever.

 

[mars]

"I fuck with Diet Coke on occasion but it's so bad for your health." as he is literally smoking a cigarette and drinking liquor lmao

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Why did they have to pick a picture where cobes looks like a bomber/serial killer suspect

As opposed to when he looks like a good family man who spends his spare time helping out the local church?

He always looks like some sort of criminal. Sex offender, or maybe a strange fish man from Dunwich.

Oh, and sometimes he looks like he might be dead.

 

[Drama Fan]

Another feast fit for the KING

Must've been getting some paypiggy bucks lately haven't had a begathon in a while now.

Food hacks have been getting awful lazy toobz. Not going to lie though, putting 12 pieces of McBacon on it and then eating half off the top did have me giggling though. Hopefully someone sends this to Trump so he can serve it for the next goyslop fest at the White House.

 

[bonified retard]

He spent more on the bacon than the sandwich meal itself.


Also, this is just the lazy version of the original trump burger, back when he was actually creative and would cook.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Something like this:
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"How's it going, social media!? Time for today's drink combo review. All you troles said that 'Oh that stupid Cobra, he'll never come to grips with his own mortality!' And before now, I'd say you were right. BUUUUUUUT Look at what we got here: my dad and I went to the funeral home for my birthday, 'cuz that's gothic as fuck, toobs. And he really insisted that I pick out a coffin, just to get it out of the way early. Couldn't say I disagreed, plus it was pretty gothic. Mento murray as they say. Anyway, we were lookin' around at all the coffins they had available. Turns out, they had a replica of... *squint* Leni- Lenmin... Lenitty Snicket's coffin. And I loved those books as a kid, dood. I've always thought that my life was also a Series of Fortunate Events.

"Leniny Snicket's name always made me hungry for lemon pie, that's what's up. They had to ship us the coffin all the way from Russia, which wasn't a big deal. Espeshiyully made and all that. In the mean time, I was thinking of what to do with the coffin before I actually kick the bucket. The phrase "kick the bucket" gave me an idea: use the coffin as a big drink combo bucket. Now that the coffin's here, getting everything ready is what I've been doing all day. Sampling the ingredients and such. And here it is, toobs. You can hear everything sloshing around. I put a lot of different stuffs in here, I got a litht:

- Monster​

- Mountain Dew, Genetic​

- 99 Bananas​

- 99 99 Bananas shooters​

- Jack Daniels​

- And Form... uh, a form of... formal... formerly aldehyde.​

I researched that last one really good and it's similar to cinnamon and vanilla flavoring. Didn't smell like it going in, but maybe it'll percolate with all the other flavors and taste really good, I'm hoping. I'm gonna call this one Cobra's Coffin. Anyways, here goes..."

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

He spent more on the bacon than the sandwich meal itself.
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Also, this is just the lazy version of the original trump burger, back when he was actually creative and would cook.

"All that grease and the Diet Coke all mix together rather nicely." It's the last two words that got me, as if he's putting together something that isn't incredibly retarded.