Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Molly Millions]

Daily reminder that Amber Lynn Reid is healthier and more active than KingCobraJFS

 

[Slim Boglim]

Meme magic is fucking real. This is a real official comic set to be published by DC comics. A special fart issue of Harley Quinn, which is a scratch and sniff so you can smell her farts, with the tagline “calling all sickos” that is set to be released on Cobras birthday

 

[Youtube Celery]

Chicken nugger scoon.

Is Josh becoming a grineer? Should the worm queens put him in a group home?

 

[Kingfisher9000]

i wanna hear how he pronounces "sînsîrīley". it could either be sincerely or something really fucked.

He would pronounce it exactly the way it looks, and then smash his phone because it keeps interrupting him

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I researched that last one really good and it's similar to cinnamon and vanilla flavoring. Didn't smell like it going in, but maybe it'll percolate with all the other flavors and taste really good, I'm hoping. I'm gonna call this one Cobra's Coffin. Anyways, here goes..."

For some reason I thought of Clint and Darf watching a parade from the top of the trailer.

 

[Down From The Champions]

I don't know how the notification sounds his phone makes constantly don't drive him insane enough to want to keep it on silent 24/7... especially since he has his incoming call tone set to that "AWOOOOGA" sound..
I'm presuming he simply doesn't know how to turn the sound off.

It does. On the 2nd NAL visit there was a couple of videos she recorded where you heard Josh in the background loudly ranting about his phone texts or calls.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

a concert at Rolling Loud Miami where Airsoftfatty and Burt from Fishtank were featured. The BOY flashed on the background screen a few times.

Too bad his stinky ex girlfriend JESSICA BOYLE was too late to capitalise on this.

 

[Sugriva]

IT'S NOT A FOOD HACK, BOY! IT'S JUST ORDERING FAST FOOD!

 

[Molly Millions]

It does. On the 2nd NAL visit there was a couple of videos she recorded where you heard Josh in the background loudly ranting about his phone texts or calls.

I couldn't hear it over all the tard laughter whenever Peter Griffin was on screen

Peter Griffin is basically the Messiah of Retards

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Meme magic is fucking real. This is a real official comic set to be published by DC comics. A special fart issue of Harley Quinn, which is a scratch and sniff so you can smell her farts, with the tagline “calling all sickos” that is set to be released on Cobras birthday

Cobra's powers mostly run off meme magic. Notice how he has only gotten more powerful, vigorous, and virile as he's gotten more popular.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

IT'S NOT A FOOD HACK, BOY! IT'S JUST ORDERING FAST FOOD!

Ordering fast food and customizing it is a time honored food hack tradition, trole.

 

[California King]

Daily reminder that Amber Lynn Reid is healthier and more active than KingCobraJFS

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Maybe when she looked like that.

I couldn't hear it over all the tard laughter whenever Peter Griffin was on screen

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Peter Griffin is basically the Messiah of Retards

NAL getting angrier and angrier until she CAN'T stay quiet anymore while the Boy's just having the time of his life is fucking gold.

 

[Dill]

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Don’t think Ive ever heard him genuinely laugh. He's having a good ol time and NAL is visibly jealous of the guy he's hanging out with

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

Daily reminder that Amber Lynn Reid is healthier and more active than KingCobraJFS

i wouldn't go that far

 

[anliteralidiot]

Is Josh becoming a grineer? Should the worm queens put him in a group home?

"What is up Origin System... So today, ya boy was patrolling the dank green pits on Ceres, when the fucking tenno fucking disarmed me, and knocked me out! And now, my whole genetic line is set to be fucking executed! And I'm fucking SICK OF IIIIIIIT!"
And then he runs at you, and explodes like an Expired Ghoul.

 

[funscape]

NAL getting angrier and angrier until she CAN'T stay quiet anymore while the Boy's just having the time of his life is fucking gold.

I LOVE SCARY MOVIES

 

[fukkit]

I couldn't hear it over all the tard laughter whenever Peter Griffin was on screen

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Peter Griffin is basically the Messiah of Retards

Peter Griffin is goth af

 

[ASeabear8952]

I saw Walnut Grove bring this up on a community post today but Cobes actually went on The Drunken Peasants a month ago. Don’t know if it was posted in here.

He comes in at around 5:26:22.

I couldn't hear it over all the tard laughter whenever Peter Griffin was on screen

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Peter Griffin is basically the Messiah of Retards

I’ll never forget that that stream was copyright claimed by Disney probably because of the Family Guy in the background. Also we got this kino moment from one of those streams:

 

[Bixby Snyder]

When is the last time he actually cooked something? Like just not mixing shit outta a can or premade from a store?

 

[Shinkai]

I saw Walnut Grove bring this up on a community post today but Cobes actually went on The Drunken Peasants a month ago. Don’t know if it was posted in here.

He comes in at around 5:26:22.

I’ll never forget that that stream was copyright claimed by Disney probably because of the Family Guy in the background. Also we got this kino moment from one of those streams:

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Is that actually a fucking 8 hour podcast? Who even has the time to listen to all that...