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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeddit moment.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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SnusBurns
kiwifarms.net
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This was in the "Poot Gang" Discord, which you claim to be in and it's a fairly open discord to get into.
Which is why the original leak post thanked Pearl. Josh pushing over Warlord tonight on Courtney Sucks (thanks to Pearlescent). Probably one of the dumbest claims you have made is that Lenin Lime and Republican Atheist are the same people, along with the source of the leak.
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Everybody is all talking about Cobes harming himself with the lathe. I wanna see him fuck some shit up with the lathe, like damaging dollar store objects and billing it as "Cobra Destruction Vids". Kinda like "Will it Blend?" but hella more autistic.
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TheGooGooMuck
kiwifarms.net
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I checked out one of the reddit threads after the MATI stream. A bunch of "I listened to the stream. Null doesn't know shit about Cobes. Fuckin poseur" type posts. It's more hilarious that the stream started with "I don't follow KingCobraJFS and I'm sure I will piss people off for getting facts wrong. He seems like a nice guy and thought I would talk about what I've found."
Leave it to redditors to read a headline and make a comment without actually looking at the content.
Leave it to redditors to read a headline and make a comment without actually looking at the content.
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The lathe is the perfect sized for some slapstick antics. It'll spin up just enough to rip his clothes or send the workpiece through the drywall. I can't wait to hear the sound of a wand hitting his head.
Bruh... that's literally the entire reddit experience
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Here's the last stream from Halloween and the last stream from yesterday:
So much snots in that stream. From an hour in at least he had a booger in his moustache and it only got worse from there.
Start:
Drinking white rum and coca cola TWU. Talking about getting kicked out of Frostys. Says he knows the current owner since he started hanging out with Alex Anderson RIP. Troll rant. Blames other people and talks shit about the dude who was yelling at him in Frostys. Apologises to the bar tender on behalf of the trolls. Talks shit about the dude who was yelling at him.
4:00:
Still had an awesome Halloween night. Fuck the trolls. Kobes is just trying to promote local businesses.
5:25:
Fans donated to his PayPal so he could enjoy the Halloween weekend. Trolls need friends more than he does. Says the dude who yelled at him was just another customer. Hates going to bars because of other people’s behaviour. Says he wasn’t threatening anyone by waving his knife around and saying he’s autistic and will defend himself. Got a lift home from a cute of age woman. Trolls.
9:10:
Says it was a random customer starting shit with him and the bar tender was really professional. Human instinct to whip out his knife while he was in danger.
10:45:
Trolls telling him to kill himself. Fuck suicide. Kobes is a local celebrity. Talks about a spider in his apartment. Careful not to misgender the spider. Complains about getting kicked out of Frostys.
12:47:
The whole incident was on camera and you can see Kobes did nothing wrong. Bullying special needs people rant. Kobes has a job he sells wands and tactical soap and makes YouTube videos. Talks about the lathe. Back to talking about the dude giving him shit at the bar and the trolls.
15:16:
Talks about his drink. Trolls are jealous of his confidence. Thinks he handled the situation very well.
17:25:
Kobes would have pressed charges if the dude had hit him. He would have kicked the dudes ass too. KingSoapraJFS!
19:3:
Says the owner of Frostys is a fan of his videos. Going to drink at home for a while because of other people’s behaviour. Says when he gets tipsy he just falls asleep and causes no trouble. Your balls tell you to kick someone’s ass when they are being a cunt your thinking tells you to go home. Shout out to Darfliny. Says Darfliny was busy with his family.
23:38:
Says he knows he’s not getting banned from Frostys because whenever a fan comes to Wyoming they always say that they want to have a beer with him in Frostys. Talks about the fight with Warlord. The way of the cobra is to only strike to defend yourself. Retard strength.
25:50:
Trolls.
26:14:
Rum piss. Complaining about getting kicked out of Frostys from the bathroom. Spider pet comes to say hello.
28:00:
Returns and talking shit about trolls. Fuck with the cobra you get bit. Rollercoaster of emotions. He had an awesome Halloween, got a ride home with a hot of age chick. Talks about going to Frostys with Alex Anderson RIP. Talks about bartenders getting treated badly. His night wasn’t ruined.
30:50:
Talks about Burger King spicy nuggets. You don’t have to donate to his PayPal… Kobes is just trying to promote local businesses and trolls are ruining it. Kobes feeling like Eminem in 8 Mile. Freestyle about trolls.
33:38:
Talks about Chester Bennington. Says his ‘cold’ is gone.
34:49:
Shout out to Mr. Beast for making a video about cleaning up the beaches. Eat steak to help the environment. He wants to send Rhett and ink tactical soap and God of War beard oil.
36:31:
Puts on the Good Mythical Morning episode with Chester.
37:47:
Talks about Chester getting murdered by Hollywood pedos. Fuck paedophiles. Fuck the forbidden 4. Talks about how Chester’s death affects him. He watches this video to honour Chester’s memory. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the women on GMM. LGBT.
41:31:
Trolls. Kobes is straight for of age women. Waiting patiently. Going to play the bell tower video playing Linkin Park next. Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys. The bartender was very professional. RIP Randy Rhodes, Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix. Age is only a state of mind, peole say you’re not good enough, dust yourself off and show them you are. Toni Ayomi can play guitar with fake fingertips. Talking about how he’s gotten better at guitar and some dry spell cope. Trolls.
47:16:
His favourite singers get harassed by trolls and that helps him deal with his trolls. Talking about other people’s behaviour in bars. Kobes doesn’t cause trouble when he’s drunk. He was promoting local businesses with his Frostys live stream. Going to drink at home for a while. He gets mad supporT and doesn’t let it go to his head. Talks about the dude who yelled a him in Frostys. Says he has no idea who he is. Fuck the haters.
52:17:
Talking about pushing through his ‘cold’ for the fans. Hasn’t been very hungry in the past couple of days because of his cold. Talking about how good he is at playing guitar. Says people at Frostys asked him to do a Dani Filth shriek. Says he has a rock star reputation around town and he is eternally grateful. The support he gets from his fans outweighs the hate he gets from his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
56:21:
Scenario of date wit imagination girlfriend. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wipes a booger from his nose. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Might have some midnight whiskey and G Fuel. Finishes his drink. Kobes owns the trolls. Back to the video.
1:00:02:
Kobes supports Dawn dish soap and is thankful that he has a dishwasher now because he didn’t have one in his old apartment. Back to the video. Vocal cover of the song in the video. He has a massive booger in his moustache.
1:03:34:
Acoustic shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shows off his guitar. Acoustic shredding and talking about his guitar. I don’t know why he keeps making these noises.
1:09:30:
Makes a whiskey and G fuel drink combination.
1:13:46:
That face looks like that drink doesn’t taste good. Liquor piss.
1:16:13:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Chester getting murdered by Hollywood pedos. Back to the video and vocal cover of the song in the video. He’s getting very emotional over watching this video. Talks about music.
1:22:26:
Two unexpected sneezes and lots of snots. Back to the video. More snots and sneezes. Says the spider in his apartment recognised him. The spider recognized his authority as the renter of the apartment. He talks about the spider for a while.
1:28:34:
Blames the trolls for getting kicked out of his last apartment. Back to talking about the spider. Snakes love him. All animals like him because they know he loves animals. Back to the video for 2 seconds and back to talking about the spider and bragging about how he is amazing with animals.
1:33:16:
Back to the video. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Chester’s death scarred him. Fuck chimos. Back to the video. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Global warming and climate change rant. Back to the video.
1:39:01:
Says his singing makes him a womaniser. Takes a drink for Chester. Back to the video. Complains about getting ads. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Celebrating that he matched the vocals. Back to the vocal cover. Does it again to show off how he can sing like Chester. Says he can’t replace Chester but it’s an honour YouTube.
1:46:07:
Getting emotional over Chester’s death. Back to the video. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Collapses in his chair for a second. Fuck the trolls. Not going to let the haters ruin what he’s doing. Mouth breathing. Back to the video.
1:51:19:
Video is over. Kobes is falling asleep talking about Halloween. Just lying in silence on his throne.
1:54:53:
Grabs his leftover burger. Eats his burger like an apple in silence.
1:59:32:
Poot
Drinking white rum and coca cola TWU. Talking about getting kicked out of Frostys. Says he knows the current owner since he started hanging out with Alex Anderson RIP. Troll rant. Blames other people and talks shit about the dude who was yelling at him in Frostys. Apologises to the bar tender on behalf of the trolls. Talks shit about the dude who was yelling at him.
4:00:
Still had an awesome Halloween night. Fuck the trolls. Kobes is just trying to promote local businesses.
5:25:
Fans donated to his PayPal so he could enjoy the Halloween weekend. Trolls need friends more than he does. Says the dude who yelled at him was just another customer. Hates going to bars because of other people’s behaviour. Says he wasn’t threatening anyone by waving his knife around and saying he’s autistic and will defend himself. Got a lift home from a cute of age woman. Trolls.
9:10:
Says it was a random customer starting shit with him and the bar tender was really professional. Human instinct to whip out his knife while he was in danger.
10:45:
Trolls telling him to kill himself. Fuck suicide. Kobes is a local celebrity. Talks about a spider in his apartment. Careful not to misgender the spider. Complains about getting kicked out of Frostys.
12:47:
The whole incident was on camera and you can see Kobes did nothing wrong. Bullying special needs people rant. Kobes has a job he sells wands and tactical soap and makes YouTube videos. Talks about the lathe. Back to talking about the dude giving him shit at the bar and the trolls.
15:16:
Talks about his drink. Trolls are jealous of his confidence. Thinks he handled the situation very well.
17:25:
Kobes would have pressed charges if the dude had hit him. He would have kicked the dudes ass too. KingSoapraJFS!
19:3:
Says the owner of Frostys is a fan of his videos. Going to drink at home for a while because of other people’s behaviour. Says when he gets tipsy he just falls asleep and causes no trouble. Your balls tell you to kick someone’s ass when they are being a cunt your thinking tells you to go home. Shout out to Darfliny. Says Darfliny was busy with his family.
23:38:
Says he knows he’s not getting banned from Frostys because whenever a fan comes to Wyoming they always say that they want to have a beer with him in Frostys. Talks about the fight with Warlord. The way of the cobra is to only strike to defend yourself. Retard strength.
25:50:
Trolls.
26:14:
Rum piss. Complaining about getting kicked out of Frostys from the bathroom. Spider pet comes to say hello.
28:00:
Returns and talking shit about trolls. Fuck with the cobra you get bit. Rollercoaster of emotions. He had an awesome Halloween, got a ride home with a hot of age chick. Talks about going to Frostys with Alex Anderson RIP. Talks about bartenders getting treated badly. His night wasn’t ruined.
30:50:
Talks about Burger King spicy nuggets. You don’t have to donate to his PayPal… Kobes is just trying to promote local businesses and trolls are ruining it. Kobes feeling like Eminem in 8 Mile. Freestyle about trolls.
33:38:
Talks about Chester Bennington. Says his ‘cold’ is gone.
34:49:
Shout out to Mr. Beast for making a video about cleaning up the beaches. Eat steak to help the environment. He wants to send Rhett and ink tactical soap and God of War beard oil.
36:31:
Puts on the Good Mythical Morning episode with Chester.
37:47:
Talks about Chester getting murdered by Hollywood pedos. Fuck paedophiles. Fuck the forbidden 4. Talks about how Chester’s death affects him. He watches this video to honour Chester’s memory. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the women on GMM. LGBT.
41:31:
Trolls. Kobes is straight for of age women. Waiting patiently. Going to play the bell tower video playing Linkin Park next. Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys. The bartender was very professional. RIP Randy Rhodes, Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix. Age is only a state of mind, peole say you’re not good enough, dust yourself off and show them you are. Toni Ayomi can play guitar with fake fingertips. Talking about how he’s gotten better at guitar and some dry spell cope. Trolls.
47:16:
His favourite singers get harassed by trolls and that helps him deal with his trolls. Talking about other people’s behaviour in bars. Kobes doesn’t cause trouble when he’s drunk. He was promoting local businesses with his Frostys live stream. Going to drink at home for a while. He gets mad supporT and doesn’t let it go to his head. Talks about the dude who yelled a him in Frostys. Says he has no idea who he is. Fuck the haters.
52:17:
Talking about pushing through his ‘cold’ for the fans. Hasn’t been very hungry in the past couple of days because of his cold. Talking about how good he is at playing guitar. Says people at Frostys asked him to do a Dani Filth shriek. Says he has a rock star reputation around town and he is eternally grateful. The support he gets from his fans outweighs the hate he gets from his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
56:21:
Scenario of date wit imagination girlfriend. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wipes a booger from his nose. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Might have some midnight whiskey and G Fuel. Finishes his drink. Kobes owns the trolls. Back to the video.
1:00:02:
Kobes supports Dawn dish soap and is thankful that he has a dishwasher now because he didn’t have one in his old apartment. Back to the video. Vocal cover of the song in the video. He has a massive booger in his moustache.
1:03:34:
Acoustic shredding. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Shows off his guitar. Acoustic shredding and talking about his guitar. I don’t know why he keeps making these noises.
1:09:30:
Makes a whiskey and G fuel drink combination.
1:13:46:
That face looks like that drink doesn’t taste good. Liquor piss.
1:16:13:
Returns. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Chester getting murdered by Hollywood pedos. Back to the video and vocal cover of the song in the video. He’s getting very emotional over watching this video. Talks about music.
1:22:26:
Two unexpected sneezes and lots of snots. Back to the video. More snots and sneezes. Says the spider in his apartment recognised him. The spider recognized his authority as the renter of the apartment. He talks about the spider for a while.
1:28:34:
Blames the trolls for getting kicked out of his last apartment. Back to talking about the spider. Snakes love him. All animals like him because they know he loves animals. Back to the video for 2 seconds and back to talking about the spider and bragging about how he is amazing with animals.
1:33:16:
Back to the video. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Chester’s death scarred him. Fuck chimos. Back to the video. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Global warming and climate change rant. Back to the video.
1:39:01:
Says his singing makes him a womaniser. Takes a drink for Chester. Back to the video. Complains about getting ads. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Celebrating that he matched the vocals. Back to the vocal cover. Does it again to show off how he can sing like Chester. Says he can’t replace Chester but it’s an honour YouTube.
1:46:07:
Getting emotional over Chester’s death. Back to the video. Vocal cover to the song in the video. Collapses in his chair for a second. Fuck the trolls. Not going to let the haters ruin what he’s doing. Mouth breathing. Back to the video.
1:51:19:
Video is over. Kobes is falling asleep talking about Halloween. Just lying in silence on his throne.
1:54:53:
Grabs his leftover burger. Eats his burger like an apple in silence.
1:59:32:
Poot
Start:
Talking about people being pissed off at Dave Chappelle. Puts on an Isayic Butterfield video about Chappelle.
1:35:
Says he already covered it with his Blaire White video response. Diddle circle of hypocrisy. Tranny jokes can be funny. Caitlin Jenner joke. Talks about the LGBT community bullying Chapelle’s friend Daphne and she killed herself. Double standards in jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
5:45:
Can’t make jokes anymore because it’s 2021. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Brings up that Netflix employees did nothing when Cuties came out. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Imagination daughter child abuse scenario.
8:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. He’s already watched part of this video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about people bullying Daphne. She was murdered by her own community. #standwithDaphne Talks about Trump and Biden. Jeffrey Epstein joke. Back to the video.
11:30:
Trannys can chop their dicks off but they can’t take a joke. Kobes feels sorry for trannys because it’s got to be a mess up there. Trans racial rant. People identifying as trans tree. Fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Netflix says nothing about Cuties but a black man can’t tell jokes. Fuck Jeffrey Epstein. Suggests Netflix attacked Chapelle because he’s black. Shout out to Chris Hansen.
16:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Even though she chopped them off Daphne Tranny hypocrisy.
19:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone gets bullied. Can crush for the fans. Moar beer. Snake river beer ad. People make Kobes want to drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario about autism not being included in comedian’s jokes. Back to the video. Kobes offended by tranny on screen and then retract his statement says he wasn’t expecting one of those. Nascar joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More Nascar jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
25:36:
Kobes would never call a woman a bitch unless it was deserved. Other insults for women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. White people can’t make enword jokes just because they have black friends. Back to the video.
28:10:
Kobes explains what being woke is. Uninformed people use terms like woketard and libtard. Just because you’re woke doesn’t mean you’re right. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Rant about sex getting shoved in our faces. Scenario of kid watching these things on Netflix.
32:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. This is the kind of thing that makes Kobes want to take a break from social media. It pisses him off more than his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house.
37:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets hated for his wands and selling tactical soap. Talks about trolls harassing Frostys and getting him kicked out. Says the guy who yelled at him in Frostys sent him a text to apologise. Says next time he streams from a bar he won’t say which one it is. Says he contacted Frostys and apologised several times. Kobes supports the gays and trannys. Double standards in jokes.
41:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about people not being outraged about Cuties and trans community bullying Daphne. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Moar beer. Back to the video.
46:06:
Mad at Christians. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Kobes becoming a snowflake. Kobes supports the gays and trannys but straight cis people should be included. Double standards!
49:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of tranny sexual harassment lawsuit. Says he has cross dressing friends and he doesn’t judge. People making things unequal for everyone else while demanding to be treated equally. Back to the video.
51:54:
People would flip their shit if Chapelle came out as a tranny. Tranny hypocrisy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Transphobia and comedy are subjective. Kobes thinks Chapelle’s jokes about white people are funny. Trannys should be able to laugh at his tranny jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. White straight people are now being marginalised. He’s calling it LGBTQS+ to include straight people. Elton John is a great singer Kobes doesn’t care if he’s gay.
56:34:
Race relations.
57:59:
Kobes gets hate for being straight and goth. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. People too sensitive. Talks about his Caitlin Jenner joke from earlier. Gender fluid joke.
1:02:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Talks about Caitlin Jenner and trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Netflix didn’t say shit when Cuties came out but Chapelle is a problem. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women can be funny. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Companies doing things for woke points. Kobes will still eat Doritos even if their commercial is racist. Explains his joke. Back to the video.
1:07:39:
Reading chat. Looks up which race invented tortilla chips. Tortillas are a food hack. Shills Ocean Hero. Support trans rights but not sickos because they don’t deserve equality. Kobes doesn’t want to support Autistic lives matter.
Talking about people being pissed off at Dave Chappelle. Puts on an Isayic Butterfield video about Chappelle.
1:35:
Says he already covered it with his Blaire White video response. Diddle circle of hypocrisy. Tranny jokes can be funny. Caitlin Jenner joke. Talks about the LGBT community bullying Chapelle’s friend Daphne and she killed herself. Double standards in jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
5:45:
Can’t make jokes anymore because it’s 2021. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Brings up that Netflix employees did nothing when Cuties came out. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Imagination daughter child abuse scenario.
8:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. He’s already watched part of this video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about people bullying Daphne. She was murdered by her own community. #standwithDaphne Talks about Trump and Biden. Jeffrey Epstein joke. Back to the video.
11:30:
Trannys can chop their dicks off but they can’t take a joke. Kobes feels sorry for trannys because it’s got to be a mess up there. Trans racial rant. People identifying as trans tree. Fuck the forbidden 4. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Netflix says nothing about Cuties but a black man can’t tell jokes. Fuck Jeffrey Epstein. Suggests Netflix attacked Chapelle because he’s black. Shout out to Chris Hansen.
16:30:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Even though she chopped them off Daphne Tranny hypocrisy.
19:27:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone gets bullied. Can crush for the fans. Moar beer. Snake river beer ad. People make Kobes want to drink. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario about autism not being included in comedian’s jokes. Back to the video. Kobes offended by tranny on screen and then retract his statement says he wasn’t expecting one of those. Nascar joke. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More Nascar jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
25:36:
Kobes would never call a woman a bitch unless it was deserved. Other insults for women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. White people can’t make enword jokes just because they have black friends. Back to the video.
28:10:
Kobes explains what being woke is. Uninformed people use terms like woketard and libtard. Just because you’re woke doesn’t mean you’re right. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Rant about sex getting shoved in our faces. Scenario of kid watching these things on Netflix.
32:23:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. This is the kind of thing that makes Kobes want to take a break from social media. It pisses him off more than his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dream house.
37:46:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes gets hated for his wands and selling tactical soap. Talks about trolls harassing Frostys and getting him kicked out. Says the guy who yelled at him in Frostys sent him a text to apologise. Says next time he streams from a bar he won’t say which one it is. Says he contacted Frostys and apologised several times. Kobes supports the gays and trannys. Double standards in jokes.
41:52:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about people not being outraged about Cuties and trans community bullying Daphne. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Moar beer. Back to the video.
46:06:
Mad at Christians. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Kobes becoming a snowflake. Kobes supports the gays and trannys but straight cis people should be included. Double standards!
49:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of tranny sexual harassment lawsuit. Says he has cross dressing friends and he doesn’t judge. People making things unequal for everyone else while demanding to be treated equally. Back to the video.
51:54:
People would flip their shit if Chapelle came out as a tranny. Tranny hypocrisy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Transphobia and comedy are subjective. Kobes thinks Chapelle’s jokes about white people are funny. Trannys should be able to laugh at his tranny jokes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. White straight people are now being marginalised. He’s calling it LGBTQS+ to include straight people. Elton John is a great singer Kobes doesn’t care if he’s gay.
56:34:
Race relations.
57:59:
Kobes gets hate for being straight and goth. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. People too sensitive. Talks about his Caitlin Jenner joke from earlier. Gender fluid joke.
1:02:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Talks about Caitlin Jenner and trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Netflix didn’t say shit when Cuties came out but Chapelle is a problem. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women can be funny. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Companies doing things for woke points. Kobes will still eat Doritos even if their commercial is racist. Explains his joke. Back to the video.
1:07:39:
Reading chat. Looks up which race invented tortilla chips. Tortillas are a food hack. Shills Ocean Hero. Support trans rights but not sickos because they don’t deserve equality. Kobes doesn’t want to support Autistic lives matter.
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Live Cobes.
Spoiler: it sucks.
Edit: Cobes admitted to watching Sailor Moon as a kid and feeling frisky while doing so.
Edit2: WigOnHead responce video is cow inception shit.
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Here's the first two streams from yesterday:
Start:
Drinking his Smores beer and was watching stand up. What’s the deal with movie tickets. Puts on a try on haul and he’s creepy about it.
3:15:
Shon and Saunders. Answers his phone when it rings, they hang up immediately. Back to Shon and Saunders routine.
13:00:
Stand-up routine movie theatres
14:35:
Stand-up routine vaping.
17:31:
Stand-up routine woke tards
19:57:
Talking about getting rejected in highschool.
21:00:
Stand-up routine people who think they know everything.
21:53:
Talking about Dave Chapelle, race relations. Recommends the Smores beer to Courtney.
23:32:
Stand-up routine shitty friends. Can crush for the fans. Moar beer. Poot.
24:44:
You might be from Wyoming joke. Reads the back of his beer. You might be from Wyoming jokes.
27:19:
Scenario of buying pads for imagination daughter. Scenario of vampires and periods. When women live together their periods synchronise. Talks about Sailor Moon and Freakazoid.
30:59:
Being a kid in the 90‘s. Talks about his drink. Complaining about cigarette prices. Legalise weed. People giving stoners a bad name. Fortnight and Minecraft. Talking shit about gamers.
36:27:
Gamer girls exist. Back to talking about periods. Puberty for women harder than puberty for guys. Scenario of girl getting her first period in school. Talks about getting acne in school. Talks about pimples, more jokes.
41:25:
Joke about his beer. Looney Toons getting censored. Talks about Wiley E Coyote. Lists off all the cartoons he watches. Cartoon voices.
45:05:
Talking about Family Guy and moar beer. Simpsons voices. More cartoon voices. This goes on for a while.
49:27:
Talks about Yo Mama videos on YouTube. Wyoming joke.
51:15:
Talks about getting called homophobic slurs in NC by cowboys and bragging about calling the cowboys gay. Talks about some guy who got kicked by a bull and can’t have kids now. Scenario of bull losing his testicles and getting revenge. You might be from Wyoming jokes.
56:22:
Hormones in food making kids go into puberty early, complaining about FDA. Back to hormones in food. Whole Foods, Walmart.
59:04:
Talks about making fried chicken. KFC.
1:00:25:
Talks about his chicken fried steak and when he made fried chicken with homeboy Scotty.
1:01:45:
Trolls.
1:03:18:
Talks about his beer. Talks about a video he watched on Satanism and Luciferianism by Mr. Moore. Says that he talks to him. Kobes doesn’t follow any particular religion just does his own thing.
1:07:15:
Calling it a girly beer is toxic masculinity. Reading chat. Ozzy knuckles. Talks about getting tattoos. Shows off his tattoos. Talks about the second documentary about him and back to talking about tattoos.
1:13:13:
Can’t pick a favourite Ozzy song so he talks about ice cream. Fuck suicide and have a beer. Talks about rock stars being controversial. Kobes doesn’t worship Satan, they are bros. Talks about the Bible.
1:17:48:
Kobes digs that Jesus rebelled against the churches. Kobes rebels against the church. Talks about using his magic to protect Ozzy from Coof.
1:19:30:
Trolls. Dating scene double standards.
1:21:17:
KingSoapraJFS! Trolls and demonstrating that he can count.
1:23:52:
Says he’s going to be selling more wands soon. Shows off his wand. Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys. Kobes doesn’t care about the trolls.
1:25:14:
Beer piss and mumbling that he does what he wants.
1:27:07:
Returns. Borp. Tactical Soap. Reading chat.
1:29:58:
Says he should avoid using words like faggot because he has had hate speech directed at him because of his autism. Apologises for saying faggot. His trolls need to get a life. Gets ready to have a cigarette.
1:33:06:
Smoke break
1:36:22:
Returns. Reads chat.
1:37:25:
Puts on try on haul video. He’s creepy while watching the video.
1:39:40:
Someone sent him Spooky Girl’s nudes. Back to the video.
1:41:07:
Dry spell cope and unexpected sneezes. Gender relations.
Drinking his Smores beer and was watching stand up. What’s the deal with movie tickets. Puts on a try on haul and he’s creepy about it.
3:15:
Shon and Saunders. Answers his phone when it rings, they hang up immediately. Back to Shon and Saunders routine.
13:00:
Stand-up routine movie theatres
14:35:
Stand-up routine vaping.
17:31:
Stand-up routine woke tards
19:57:
Talking about getting rejected in highschool.
21:00:
Stand-up routine people who think they know everything.
21:53:
Talking about Dave Chapelle, race relations. Recommends the Smores beer to Courtney.
23:32:
Stand-up routine shitty friends. Can crush for the fans. Moar beer. Poot.
24:44:
You might be from Wyoming joke. Reads the back of his beer. You might be from Wyoming jokes.
27:19:
Scenario of buying pads for imagination daughter. Scenario of vampires and periods. When women live together their periods synchronise. Talks about Sailor Moon and Freakazoid.
30:59:
Being a kid in the 90‘s. Talks about his drink. Complaining about cigarette prices. Legalise weed. People giving stoners a bad name. Fortnight and Minecraft. Talking shit about gamers.
36:27:
Gamer girls exist. Back to talking about periods. Puberty for women harder than puberty for guys. Scenario of girl getting her first period in school. Talks about getting acne in school. Talks about pimples, more jokes.
41:25:
Joke about his beer. Looney Toons getting censored. Talks about Wiley E Coyote. Lists off all the cartoons he watches. Cartoon voices.
45:05:
Talking about Family Guy and moar beer. Simpsons voices. More cartoon voices. This goes on for a while.
49:27:
Talks about Yo Mama videos on YouTube. Wyoming joke.
51:15:
Talks about getting called homophobic slurs in NC by cowboys and bragging about calling the cowboys gay. Talks about some guy who got kicked by a bull and can’t have kids now. Scenario of bull losing his testicles and getting revenge. You might be from Wyoming jokes.
56:22:
Hormones in food making kids go into puberty early, complaining about FDA. Back to hormones in food. Whole Foods, Walmart.
59:04:
Talks about making fried chicken. KFC.
1:00:25:
Talks about his chicken fried steak and when he made fried chicken with homeboy Scotty.
1:01:45:
Trolls.
1:03:18:
Talks about his beer. Talks about a video he watched on Satanism and Luciferianism by Mr. Moore. Says that he talks to him. Kobes doesn’t follow any particular religion just does his own thing.
1:07:15:
Calling it a girly beer is toxic masculinity. Reading chat. Ozzy knuckles. Talks about getting tattoos. Shows off his tattoos. Talks about the second documentary about him and back to talking about tattoos.
1:13:13:
Can’t pick a favourite Ozzy song so he talks about ice cream. Fuck suicide and have a beer. Talks about rock stars being controversial. Kobes doesn’t worship Satan, they are bros. Talks about the Bible.
1:17:48:
Kobes digs that Jesus rebelled against the churches. Kobes rebels against the church. Talks about using his magic to protect Ozzy from Coof.
1:19:30:
Trolls. Dating scene double standards.
1:21:17:
KingSoapraJFS! Trolls and demonstrating that he can count.
1:23:52:
Says he’s going to be selling more wands soon. Shows off his wand. Talks about getting kicked out of Frostys. Kobes doesn’t care about the trolls.
1:25:14:
Beer piss and mumbling that he does what he wants.
1:27:07:
Returns. Borp. Tactical Soap. Reading chat.
1:29:58:
Says he should avoid using words like faggot because he has had hate speech directed at him because of his autism. Apologises for saying faggot. His trolls need to get a life. Gets ready to have a cigarette.
1:33:06:
Smoke break
1:36:22:
Returns. Reads chat.
1:37:25:
Puts on try on haul video. He’s creepy while watching the video.
1:39:40:
Someone sent him Spooky Girl’s nudes. Back to the video.
1:41:07:
Dry spell cope and unexpected sneezes. Gender relations.
Start:
He’s figured out how to buy Outlaw dip. Talks about Outlaw dip. He wanted to buy the Good Mythical Morning night stream but he’s $1 short. Put son an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports fat people. Back to the video.
3:25:
Being obese is dangerous but everything is bad for you a regrettably food is delicious. Talks about his donut burger. Fat shaming bad. Being obese is a personal choice.
6:25:
Talks about a photo he received from a fan of them with a potion glass. KFC. Kobes eats like shit but he monitorizes how much food he eats. Can’t get fat because of his metabolism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It’s society’s fault people are fat.
9:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Regrettably food is delicious. Talks about his cooking videos. Talks about his chicken fried steak video.
13:20:
Back to the video. Coof is selective. He’s gotten over his ‘cold’ . Obese people more susceptible to coof. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Super skinny rant. Shout out to Eugenia Cooney.
19:58:
Talks about Alisha Rhodey starting the body positivity movement. Relationship advice and body positivity. It’s society’s fault people are fat. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video.
23:28:
Imagine being a fat woman in society today. Kobes understands the trials and tribulations of being a woman. Gives advice on dealing with weight. Kobes doesn’t judge people because they are fat he judges people’s character.
29:46:
Weight loss and gain cycle. Kobes weight loss advice is to stuff your face and then exercise. This is terrible advice.
32:14:
Kobes problem with Nicocado Avocado is that he wastes food and has no mental illness to use as an excuse for his behaviour. Talks about his Halloween Burger King food hack. Kobes is not here to judge. Back to the video.
34:50:
Kobes pointing out Isayic Butterfield used to be fat and shouldn’t be judging people. Kobes talking shit about fat women. Kobes doesn’t expect to live past 7 because of his lifestyle choices. He’s just living his life. Body positivity movement. Back to the video.
40:00:
Fuck YouTube, Kobes only makes videos for the fans. Complaining about censorship on YouTube.
42:22:
Drinking 7up now for a hydration break. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof is population control by mother nature. Mongooses eat cobra’s and keep the cobra population healthy. Talks about Doritos woke ad being racist.
45:54:
Back to the video for 1 second. Companies don’t care they just want woke points. Back to the video. What I eat in a day videos are fine, Kobes does them kind of because he eats on live. Back to the video.
47:45:
Talks about the comments on the video. Shows off his belly for body positivity.
48:50:
Don’t complain about people talking about your weight if your making TikTok videos about your weight. Back to the video. People support gluttony that’s why people support Kobes and Nicocado Avocado. Says he feels self-conscious about passing out on camera when he’s drunk. Kobes follows some YouTubers because they have worse struggles than him and keep him humble. Back to the video.
52:25:
Scenario of South Park episode with Cartman as a fat YouTuber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Adele getting shit for losing weight. Healthy at any size hypocrisy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tahxic side of body positivity.
56:22:
Back to the video. People shouldn’t need celebrities to represent them. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mad at HAES hypocrisy. Singing and ranting in the toilet.
59:46:
Returns ranting about weight issues. Back to the video . HAES hypocrisy. Back to the video.
1:03:24:
Don’t pick on people because they are fat. Yu don’t need acceptance from other people to feel good about yourself. Just do your own thing. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video.
1:05:35:
Body Shaaaaaming the woman in the video. He clarifies his body shaaaaming by bitching about women. Back to the video.
1:08:25:
Body positivity movement only for women because higher standards for women. Gender relations. Fuck sickos. Men need body positivity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards for celebrities bodies. Moar 7up. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women support fat positivity because women feel fat when they are on their periods. Bitching about women. The female form is worshipped in our society.
1:15:01:
Gender relations. Both sides! Scenario of Cheryl’s friends slut shaming her.
1:17:57:
Back to the video. It’s your human right to be fat. Talks about Target sizes. Fat shaming in his scenario about clothing sizes representation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Some people diet and still can’t lose weight.
1:24:30:
Kobes is sexy and he knows it. That’s what body positivity is all about . Back to the video for 2 seconds. Being healthy sucks. Food that is bad for you tastes better than healthy food. Kobes always makes sure to eat the veggies on his burger so that it is a balanced meal. Back to the video.
1:27:09:
Skinny shaming. Body positivity is treated like a fashion trend. Stop body shaaaaaming.
1:31:46:
Kobes wants to make the world a better place. Power to the people.
1:34:00:
Reading chat. Going to try and purchase the Good Mythical Evening episode if he can. Talks about getting evicted for fighting no smoking rule in his old apartment. Reading chat and banning trolls.
1:36:10:
Says his baldness is nothing a good plug job wouldn’t fix. Trolls.
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He’s figured out how to buy Outlaw dip. Talks about Outlaw dip. He wanted to buy the Good Mythical Morning night stream but he’s $1 short. Put son an Isayic Butterfield rage bait video for 2 seconds. Kobes supports fat people. Back to the video.
3:25:
Being obese is dangerous but everything is bad for you a regrettably food is delicious. Talks about his donut burger. Fat shaming bad. Being obese is a personal choice.
6:25:
Talks about a photo he received from a fan of them with a potion glass. KFC. Kobes eats like shit but he monitorizes how much food he eats. Can’t get fat because of his metabolism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It’s society’s fault people are fat.
9:33:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Regrettably food is delicious. Talks about his cooking videos. Talks about his chicken fried steak video.
13:20:
Back to the video. Coof is selective. He’s gotten over his ‘cold’ . Obese people more susceptible to coof. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Super skinny rant. Shout out to Eugenia Cooney.
19:58:
Talks about Alisha Rhodey starting the body positivity movement. Relationship advice and body positivity. It’s society’s fault people are fat. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video.
23:28:
Imagine being a fat woman in society today. Kobes understands the trials and tribulations of being a woman. Gives advice on dealing with weight. Kobes doesn’t judge people because they are fat he judges people’s character.
29:46:
Weight loss and gain cycle. Kobes weight loss advice is to stuff your face and then exercise. This is terrible advice.
32:14:
Kobes problem with Nicocado Avocado is that he wastes food and has no mental illness to use as an excuse for his behaviour. Talks about his Halloween Burger King food hack. Kobes is not here to judge. Back to the video.
34:50:
Kobes pointing out Isayic Butterfield used to be fat and shouldn’t be judging people. Kobes talking shit about fat women. Kobes doesn’t expect to live past 7 because of his lifestyle choices. He’s just living his life. Body positivity movement. Back to the video.
40:00:
Fuck YouTube, Kobes only makes videos for the fans. Complaining about censorship on YouTube.
42:22:
Drinking 7up now for a hydration break. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Coof is population control by mother nature. Mongooses eat cobra’s and keep the cobra population healthy. Talks about Doritos woke ad being racist.
45:54:
Back to the video for 1 second. Companies don’t care they just want woke points. Back to the video. What I eat in a day videos are fine, Kobes does them kind of because he eats on live. Back to the video.
47:45:
Talks about the comments on the video. Shows off his belly for body positivity.
48:50:
Don’t complain about people talking about your weight if your making TikTok videos about your weight. Back to the video. People support gluttony that’s why people support Kobes and Nicocado Avocado. Says he feels self-conscious about passing out on camera when he’s drunk. Kobes follows some YouTubers because they have worse struggles than him and keep him humble. Back to the video.
52:25:
Scenario of South Park episode with Cartman as a fat YouTuber. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Adele getting shit for losing weight. Healthy at any size hypocrisy. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tahxic side of body positivity.
56:22:
Back to the video. People shouldn’t need celebrities to represent them. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Mad at HAES hypocrisy. Singing and ranting in the toilet.
59:46:
Returns ranting about weight issues. Back to the video . HAES hypocrisy. Back to the video.
1:03:24:
Don’t pick on people because they are fat. Yu don’t need acceptance from other people to feel good about yourself. Just do your own thing. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video.
1:05:35:
Body Shaaaaaming the woman in the video. He clarifies his body shaaaaming by bitching about women. Back to the video.
1:08:25:
Body positivity movement only for women because higher standards for women. Gender relations. Fuck sickos. Men need body positivity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards for celebrities bodies. Moar 7up. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women support fat positivity because women feel fat when they are on their periods. Bitching about women. The female form is worshipped in our society.
1:15:01:
Gender relations. Both sides! Scenario of Cheryl’s friends slut shaming her.
1:17:57:
Back to the video. It’s your human right to be fat. Talks about Target sizes. Fat shaming in his scenario about clothing sizes representation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Some people diet and still can’t lose weight.
1:24:30:
Kobes is sexy and he knows it. That’s what body positivity is all about . Back to the video for 2 seconds. Being healthy sucks. Food that is bad for you tastes better than healthy food. Kobes always makes sure to eat the veggies on his burger so that it is a balanced meal. Back to the video.
1:27:09:
Skinny shaming. Body positivity is treated like a fashion trend. Stop body shaaaaaming.
1:31:46:
Kobes wants to make the world a better place. Power to the people.
1:34:00:
Reading chat. Going to try and purchase the Good Mythical Evening episode if he can. Talks about getting evicted for fighting no smoking rule in his old apartment. Reading chat and banning trolls.
1:36:10:
Says his baldness is nothing a good plug job wouldn’t fix. Trolls.
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Ok, let's say Cobes could get a job that isn't a Wnd Maker and not have to deal with trolls. What jobs do you honestly think he would qualify for in his current state?
I tend to think it has to be some kind of manual labor or something so monotonous that it requires zero skill. Walmart Greeter for sure. He can still be trusted to bus tables, possibly go to a dishpit again, but would need some training on what is or isn't clean, or maybe a car wash doing a simple task. He could easily be someone that holds a sign on a street corner somewhere or hands out samples. I also think the short time when he was moving bouncehouses was his best job to date, by far.
I tend to think it has to be some kind of manual labor or something so monotonous that it requires zero skill. Walmart Greeter for sure. He can still be trusted to bus tables, possibly go to a dishpit again, but would need some training on what is or isn't clean, or maybe a car wash doing a simple task. He could easily be someone that holds a sign on a street corner somewhere or hands out samples. I also think the short time when he was moving bouncehouses was his best job to date, by far.
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There' probably a lot of "labor" type jobs that Josh could get, the problem is he would never be able to keep any of them. When the going gets tough the first thing cobra does is starts making excuses. His most often go to is the autism card, but more than that in the same breath he will go from blaming and making excuses to forgiving himself. With an attitude like that he would never be able to learn a trade over time or even learn how to do his job properly.
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He should expand his Etsy store to making pipes. Corn cob pipes are pretty easy to make and it's something he could do while he's still his own boss. I'm sure there are other easy woodcrafts he could do as well and work them into his store. When he was in Wendy's he constantly showed up late and I can only imagine he would be worse now if he had a schedule to follow.
chimpSculpture
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What's the origin of Cobes goth obsession? I've always assumed that a Cobes as a young autistic kid watching "The Osbournes" might've thought that the past-his-prime oldman druggie he saw was the coolest thing ever.
It might be why he sits on stream drinking until he's incredibly drunk, he might think it's a very """""cool""""" appearance to others.
It might be why he sits on stream drinking until he's incredibly drunk, he might think it's a very """""cool""""" appearance to others.
Exist0
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Cobes could give guided tours of his favourite haunts, for a price. Premium packages include a wand making workshop, the art of smelling good and a mixology ala king-style lesson. Weens are gonna ween, he might as well make pizza money from it.
Edit: fucking auto-correct
Edit: fucking auto-correct
Arealsomalipirate
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His entire persona is based on "edgy mall goth" from the early 00's. He won't cut his hair because it makes him look like his dad and he's still rebelling like said goth caricature he has created in his gourd. The same goes for his obsession with high school girls, the dude isn't a pedo he's just a wet brained regard that hasn't moved on from high school, he's stuck in his own delusion loop.
KillThemCrackasBabies
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This, in the first doc he makes a point to repeat two or three times how "With goth, I can be appreciated for my misunderstood self" or something to that effect. It's apparently something he clung to after finding out he was a loser, but with an "alternative" subculture, one mans loser is anothers sexy bad boy.
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He did make a few pipe wnds a long time ago, they were popular and he charged an extra $10. A couple batches of those and he'd be overflowing with money.
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Here's Kobes' latest stream. Why doesn't he just react to Nicocado Avocado instead of this shit? It would still make him angry but he wouldn't be ranting about pedos and talking about women going through puberty over and over again.
Start:
2 beers for the video response. Doing a response to a Shoe on Head video about MAP’s. Starts the video and says Shoe is a cute ADULT YouTuber. He’s just saying fuck paedophiles, fuck the forbidden 4 while watching the video.
5:50:
Pedos are gross. This pisses him off more than his trolls. He’s out of cigarettes but he has pipe tobacco. Chemical castration and therapy for pedos. Back to the video.
8:07:
Think of the children!
11:28:
Just because drawings aren’t real doesn’t mean you should be doing it. Back to the video.
12:40:
Pedos needs psychological help. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The sex offendry list needs to go back to the way it was so it says what people are on the list for. Back to the video.
14:40:
Paedophile is not a sexuality. Back to the video.
17:00:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Paedophilia is not a sexuality. This is the kind of crap that makes LGBT people look bad. Back to the video.
19:56:
IT’S ABOUT MORALS! Kobes is so mad. Needs more alcohol. Back to the video. Says Shoe on head is gorgeous. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Donate money to save animals don’t donate money to this paedophile organisation. Kobes would donate money to stop them. Back to the video.
24:20:
Reads a tweet on the video. Kids should not have sex until college and even then with people their own age. People trying to legalise paedophilia pisses Kobes off. If you wouldn’t let someone fuck your underage daughter in front of you then you shouldn’t support this. It’s okay to be sexually attracted to Sniperwolf and Shoe.
27:50:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tax the rich. Kobes explains taxes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids should be colouring and jumping in puddles, sex is for adults. Back to the video.
30:48:
Talks about watching Sailor Moon and Freakazoid and having crushes on the cartoon characters. Back to the video.
32:14:
Just because young people are old enough to make decisions doesn’t mean they understand the consequences of their actions. Back to the video.
33:23:
Kobes knows several gay people and people trying to undermine LGBT by trying to legalise paedophilia. Talks about his beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids are too immature to understand sex rant.
35:40:
Back to the video. Mad someone attacking Bernie Sanders. Back to the video.
37:33:
Of age women are overly sexualised, talks about women going through puberty. Reads what’s written on the screen. Spits on himself. Talking about Cuties. Back to the video.
41:26:
Vaguely talks about friends of his who were abused. Sex is for adults. Talks about hot of age female teachers he had growing up. Don’t’ demonise demons honey. Back to the video.
45:17:
So mad his eye is twitching. Pedos are disgusting. Back to the video.
48:34:
COMMON SENSE AND MORALS! Shout out to the fans. Back to the video.
50:28:
Adults being touch deprived doesn’t mean shit. Get some of age at a bar. Back to the video.
51:37:
Kobes mad. Reads what’s written on the screen. There’s a big difference between giving a child a hug and sticking your dick inside one. Finishes his beer. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video.
54:16:
Pedos don’t get sexual rights. Back to the video.
2 beers for the video response. Doing a response to a Shoe on Head video about MAP’s. Starts the video and says Shoe is a cute ADULT YouTuber. He’s just saying fuck paedophiles, fuck the forbidden 4 while watching the video.
5:50:
Pedos are gross. This pisses him off more than his trolls. He’s out of cigarettes but he has pipe tobacco. Chemical castration and therapy for pedos. Back to the video.
8:07:
Think of the children!
11:28:
Just because drawings aren’t real doesn’t mean you should be doing it. Back to the video.
12:40:
Pedos needs psychological help. Back to the video for 2 seconds. The sex offendry list needs to go back to the way it was so it says what people are on the list for. Back to the video.
14:40:
Paedophile is not a sexuality. Back to the video.
17:00:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Paedophilia is not a sexuality. This is the kind of crap that makes LGBT people look bad. Back to the video.
19:56:
IT’S ABOUT MORALS! Kobes is so mad. Needs more alcohol. Back to the video. Says Shoe on head is gorgeous. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Donate money to save animals don’t donate money to this paedophile organisation. Kobes would donate money to stop them. Back to the video.
24:20:
Reads a tweet on the video. Kids should not have sex until college and even then with people their own age. People trying to legalise paedophilia pisses Kobes off. If you wouldn’t let someone fuck your underage daughter in front of you then you shouldn’t support this. It’s okay to be sexually attracted to Sniperwolf and Shoe.
27:50:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tax the rich. Kobes explains taxes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids should be colouring and jumping in puddles, sex is for adults. Back to the video.
30:48:
Talks about watching Sailor Moon and Freakazoid and having crushes on the cartoon characters. Back to the video.
32:14:
Just because young people are old enough to make decisions doesn’t mean they understand the consequences of their actions. Back to the video.
33:23:
Kobes knows several gay people and people trying to undermine LGBT by trying to legalise paedophilia. Talks about his beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kids are too immature to understand sex rant.
35:40:
Back to the video. Mad someone attacking Bernie Sanders. Back to the video.
37:33:
Of age women are overly sexualised, talks about women going through puberty. Reads what’s written on the screen. Spits on himself. Talking about Cuties. Back to the video.
41:26:
Vaguely talks about friends of his who were abused. Sex is for adults. Talks about hot of age female teachers he had growing up. Don’t’ demonise demons honey. Back to the video.
45:17:
So mad his eye is twitching. Pedos are disgusting. Back to the video.
48:34:
COMMON SENSE AND MORALS! Shout out to the fans. Back to the video.
50:28:
Adults being touch deprived doesn’t mean shit. Get some of age at a bar. Back to the video.
51:37:
Kobes mad. Reads what’s written on the screen. There’s a big difference between giving a child a hug and sticking your dick inside one. Finishes his beer. Can crush for the fans. Back to the video.
54:16:
Pedos don’t get sexual rights. Back to the video.
Valhalla
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I think it would be the best option for cobra to do something like corn cob pipes. Though, It would just become like his wands. He doesn’t want to do the work to make them, or should I say mail them out. That damn boglim inflation on his wands is killing his income. He just wants to do minimal work, and get rich doing it. As good for him as it would be for him to get a real job. He would never be able to tell people what he does, and where. People would run him out before he even gets hired. He’s in a bit of a pickle being kind of deep in his alcoholism too. I often wonder how deep he himself feels he is. Does he actually believe himself that “he doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time” all arrows point to no, but that busted brain of his could think he is doing pretty alright. I think it would be best for him overall to get a real out of the apartment job though, or just volunteer.. something! With fellow autists preferably.
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Sorry if this was discussed a million years ago, but I searched the thread and couldn’t find a mention and I don’t use Reddit.
Do any cool cobras know why/when the artwork to Love and Vanity was taken off Bandcamp?
Do any cool cobras know why/when the artwork to Love and Vanity was taken off Bandcamp?
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