Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Generic Retard said:
Is there something like workshops where they employ disabled people to do simple work (i.e. making wands or simple furniture) in the US?
Josh may actually qualify for shit like this, if his CNS/brain really was damaged by paint fumes and alcohol?
If he gets off the alcohol maybe.
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Why would he when he can sit around at home smoking, drinking at watching YouTube living his life as lazy as he wants to. He gets paid an absolute fortune to listen to some retard cuck like terrance popp and go In circles talking about women wanting him and fucking rape
 
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Barbarus said:
Why would he when he can sit around at home smoking, drinking at watching YouTube living his life as lazy as he wants to. He gets paid an absolute fortune to listen to some exceptional individual cuck like terrance popp and go In circles talking about women wanting him and fucking rape
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Obviously he wouldn't, but the last discussion was about, if he could ever find a place to work, so I thought I would bring it up.
Without anyone to pressure him into something like this, like Clint telling him to make his own rent money, I can't see him ever pursuing a job.
 
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Queen Of The Harpies said:
da dum tiss
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What do you call a bird that likes to shake it's ass? Twerky
He saw a TikTok life hack for keeping your chips fresh by cutting a hole in the bag and sticking one of the resealable lids from wet wipes in the hole. Too much effort. Keep chips fresh by rolling the top of the bag down. It' s the way millennials have been keeping their chips fresh for centuries. He demonstrates with his Doritos. He still supports Doritos even though they've gone woke. You can even use a chip clip to keep the bag closed after you roll it or put it in the cupboard against the side so it doesn't unroll. Simple easy Boglim life hack.
Barbarus said:
I'm not entirely sure on the state of the US when it comes to this stuff so I can't really say on if Clint can push for a group home for Josh, although he has alluded to having the power to do it through various meltdowns over the years by Josh.

Clint is likely the name on the apartment, like it was in the previous place, but its paid through Josh's SSI. All other expenses like food, Internet and so on are all paid by Josh. Josh paying his own Internet was a big thing when he moved out from the basement. Josh receives nothing from Clint unless he has a very deep negative number on his bank account, but has the apartment in his name to control things on the Josh front. Mostly dealing with problems and having proper contact with the apartment management so that he can get through to Josh since no one else in the world has that power whatsoever.

Regardless of what happens though, even if Josh lost all his income from wand sales, while Josh is still getting SSI he can still get apartments if he gets kicked out as there will always be a shithole in Casper that cobra can afford through it, and there is no real harm on the bank of Clint for this. However it would be a different issue if something happened and Josh manages to lose that SSI, or do something fucking stupid.
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Kobes is overqualified for a group home Trole!
He's live
 
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He's tarded, but not tarded enough. He's low IQ but legally an adult. Clint can't do shit unless cobes has some kind of traumatic brain injury. The jobs for tards are reserved for those who have 24/7 wranglers and the mental age of 8 to 12. So, like bonafide downs syndrome.

No one can forcibly intervene and put him in a home or send him to work. If he doesn't take it seriously he'll never work. He's going to be on SSI forever and this is likely the high-income point of his life.
 
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Anybody here know a lot about SSI and it's rules? the very little I know is that you're supposed to report all sources of income (ex; donations and etsy sales) to them, and you can only make so much a month/year and keep your benefits. I have to imagine he doesn't report anything to them, nor do I think he makes enough to hit the limit, but I get the feeling it's possible he can find himself in some kind of trouble here eventually. how do taxes work for him for that matter?
 
TFW He keeps the chips fresh
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cryingandshidding said:
Anybody here know a lot about SSI and it's rules? the very little I know is that you're supposed to report all sources of income (ex; donations and etsy sales) to them, and you can only make so much a month/year and keep your benefits. I have to imagine he doesn't report anything to them, nor do I think he makes enough to hit the limit, but I get the feeling it's possible he can find himself in some kind of trouble here eventually. how do taxes work for him for that matter?
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Unsure but its pretty certain that Clint does his taxes aswell when needed. Clint used to have a bit of a strong arm on Cobras accounts at one point, or used to keep an eye on them at least. The only reason he hasn't been fucked financially through taxes is simply because of Clint when it comes to that stuff! If it ever came down to cobra doing it himself or making enough for it to effect his SSI then there would be a bit of trouble in the works I'd bet
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
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Dead. Unironically. Normally I'd say "white trash" people like him tend to last much longer than people think, but his decline over the last few years have been a straight shot down. I'd genuinely be surprised if he was anywhere close to as "well off" as he is now in a few years. He can barely compose complete sentences half the time.
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Mister Uno said:
Couldn't he just take two or three days of a week to make wands and relax for the rest? Although I am not sure how many he can make in a single day, has he mentioned it?
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He has said it takes him days to make 1. He thinks spray paint needs half a day to dry between coats
 
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Queen Of The Harpies said:
Fucker is live, but has turned off comments.
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he streamed early today and (for some reason) took it off. if anyone hurt his feelings, he turns off chat. he has skin as thick as tissue paper. also, he turn slow chat back on for the past few streams even after someone payed him to turn it off.
 
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Barbarus said:
Unsure but its pretty certain that Clint does his taxes aswell when needed. Clint used to have a bit of a strong arm on Cobras accounts at one point, or used to keep an eye on them at least. The only reason he hasn't been fucked financially through taxes is simply because of Clint when it comes to that stuff! If it ever came down to cobra doing it himself or making enough for it to effect his SSI then there would be a bit of trouble in the works I'd bet
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As far as I was aware, Homedad has near 100% control of everything, hence why any amount of drinking or DoorDash needs to be the result of "donating to my PayPal". If he got his debit card back, that'd be news to me.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
no, he said it in the past but usually follow it up by saying "he's a functional alcoholic", "at least I dont creep on kids"
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Its always so hard to understand anything he says considering his brain is staring to permanently melt from alcohol.

Thomas Highway said:
Cobes is pretty honest about his alcoholism. He has talked about having booze ready on the nightstand for when he wakes up.

Sober, streaming from phone and voicing not needing alcohol usually means Clint is mad.
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If I had a nickel for every time I've heard Cobes say he doesn't have a drinking problem and can quit anytime he wants, doesn't need it to have fun, etc... Id' have a shitload of nickels lol
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
As far as I was aware, Homedad has near 100% control of everything, hence why any amount of drinking or DoorDash needs to be the result of "donating to my PayPal". If he got his debit card back, that'd be news to me.
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No, Clint has no real control. Even when Clint would take his card, Clint would still have no control over the bank account. Clint would simply take his card in the event Clint was hit with Josh's overdraft fees, but Josh could always go to the bank on foot. Josh has a history of simply writing down his card number and using the card, even when Clint has the physical card. Josh still goes in the negative with his bank account on the regular as of recent.

SSDI just covers his rent, and Josh seems to be properly paying his rent with that money.
 
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