Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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IsaacShraeder said:
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Jesus christ Warlord is grotesque. A truly zero-effort troonout.
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Mr.Garrison did it better
 
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'Ole Dente said:
I make exception for people who are unapologetic about it and don't really give a fuck. It shows a certain strength of character to set yourself down a path and not be deterred by people who want to sway you for whatever reason, at least you believe in what you want or like and you're undeterred in your pursuit, even if it's about tranny fucking and he was probably technically a retard, it's a good way to live your life. So many people lack that kind of conviction.


I'm going to assume that this is nigger talk for "She was a honest and competent woman" and not the Queen's English for "She's a real, actual whore."

Jessica Boyle is the culmination of millions of years of evolution if it's singular drive was to make the most malicious and mentally retarded animal possible. I wouldn't even call her a woman or a person, really. She's a sort of a troglodytic approximation of what an alien would think a human is, like....if you were God and you were sitting down in the workshop coming up with the general idea of what a human female would be, Jessica Boyle would be the reflexive thought you'd have, wherein you'd proceed to say "Lol no come on, man" after 5 seconds of thought. Her existence is likely the one and only intrusive thought God has ever had and he's probably regretted it ever since.

I love women, I especially love honest and appropriately communicative women (wherever the fuck they're being kept) but frankly I don't think it's really possible for anyone who has a minute grasp on reality to consider Jessica Boyle to be a woman.
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I'm going to assume that this is colonizer misogynist talk for: Boyle finna won't put up wit Cobe's sexualized bullshit, cuh, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
She? Nigger please. Even if you are the most pozzed reddit chungus heckin wholesomerino SJW tranny defender how can you look at that degenerate hairy sex pest meth-pole smoking monstrosity and address it as a female. If you genuinely believe that please start streaming your food hack recipes because you're definitely retarded.
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This is all true and Warlord is definitely a he, but the longer you observe trannies the more you realize they are all more or less just like this, especially since Current Year. Just gross unshaven men with either implants or weird HRT moobs, with or without a mop on the head.
 
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let’s say some devious fiend has a gun to your sweet mothers head and is positioned to shoot her unless you suckle on either NaL’s Bogbags or Warlord’s Warheads. Which teats are you wrapping your lips around?

In this hypothetical assume it’s confirmed that Warlord’s tits are the result of an actual boob job/hormones and not worn prosthetics.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
let’s say some devious fiend has a gun to your sweet mothers head and is positioned to shoot her unless you suckle on either NaL’s Bogbags or Warlord’s Warheads. Which teats are you wrapping your lips around?
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Wartits may present a hygiene issue, but NALs tits is a spiritual issue.

You can always get a tetanus shot, but you can never undo physical contact with NAL.

Plus, her tits might be cursed, look at what happened to Aaron after the titty sucking incident.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
let’s say some devious fiend has a gun to your sweet mothers head and is positioned to shoot her unless you suckle on either NaL’s Bogbags or Warlord’s Warheads. Which teats are you wrapping your lips around?

In this hypothetical assume it’s confirmed that Warlord’s tits are the result of an actual boob job/hormones and not worn prosthetics.
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My mom is a goner. RIP.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
let’s say some devious fiend has a gun to your sweet mothers head and is positioned to shoot her unless you suckle on either NaL’s Bogbags or Warlord’s Warheads. Which teats are you wrapping your lips around?

In this hypothetical assume it’s confirmed that Warlord’s tits are the result of an actual boob job/hormones and not worn prosthetics.
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Being surgically attached to our slay KWEEN Boyle's luscious breasts would be a just reward for all my work for The WEF and George Soros.
 
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