Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Reddit is on the case to make sure his landlord sees the video.

How DARE someone own a gun in their own home!
This is about as gay as people calling to tell his landlord that he was jacking off onto his carpet.
Get a life, losers. Courtney first.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I have it downloaded already and I guess I can cut out and archive the Cobra only part here, during the last hour.

Spoiler: This isn't a draggin', you just give me diarrhea-s1xaHneig0g

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Here's the timestamps for the part where Kobes is on. The rest of the stream is Courtney lecturing on the ethics of trolling and tranny shit:

6:07:17:
Kobes joins. Drinking Bud Light Platinum. Lil Mama shows off his female empowerment shirt.
6:09:00:
Kobes dancing to Juggalo music.
6:14:45:
Kobes shills Tactical soap.
6:16:30:
Courtney asks Kobes about his food order. He says he’s not going to discuss what he ordered. They talk about tactical soap.
6:19:20:
Lil mama asks about Kobes’ food order and Kobes says don’t worry about it. He won’t talk about his food. Courtney asks Kobes about trannys.
6:23:12:
Kobes explains the forbidden 4 to Courtney. Courtney goes on about how she spent the last 6 hours arguing about trannys.
6:26:13:
Kobes shows off his wand. Kobes casts a spell to help someone in Secular Opnion’s erectile dysfunction.
6:28:27:
Kobes doesn’t wake up with a boner, he wakes up with personal goals. TWU
6:29:32:
Kobes is drinking egg nog now. Finishing off the bottle from earlier. Drunk and waving his wand around.
6:33:41:
Kobes does a circle of protection for Lil Mama going into AA and being a tranny. Fuck sickos.
6:35:43:
They ask Kobes about him dropping the word faggot a lot recently. His response is pretty funny.
6:37:25:
Kobes showing off his vape juice.
6:41:40:
Kobes talks about troll texts. They ask Kobes about getting a hooker. Kobes is not interested.
6:43:55:
Kobes leaves the room. Courtney doesn’t think Kobes should be known as a lolcow and she’s not a lolcow wrangler she is an orbiter.
6:45:59:
Kobes returns and shills Tactical Soap and God of war beard oil. They are all kissing Kobes’ ass right now.
6:50:45:
They ask Kobes about his pizza again. Kobes won’t talk about it because of the trolls.
6:51:58:
They are talking about the King Cobra JFS MATI stream on Halloween. Courtney talks about the fight with Warlord getting leaked from her discord. Courtney talks shit about Warlord.
6:55:59:
Kobes goes out for a smoke. Courtney blaming Lenin Lime for the Warlord fight leak and accuses him of leaking inaccurate information that she gave him.
7:00:33:
Kobes returns.
7:01:32:
Courtney asks Kobes about the subreddit. He says he never goes on it. Courtney tells Kobes that the subreddit is filled with people spreading lies about him. Courtney pulls up the subreddit. Kobes says fuck suicide and leaves the room.
7:04:20:
Kobes returns. Courtney scrolls through the subreddit and pulls up a post of someone messaging Frosty’s. Secular Opinion asks Kobes how to deal with someone cursing Kobes. Kobes says just say you don’t believe in the curse. Kobes is falling asleep.
7:12:16:
Kobes says Courtney’s discord is not his only social interaction. Courtney saying the subreddit is making up shit about him.
7:13:50:
Kobes messing with his gun and saying fuck suicide. He shows them that it’s not loaded then pulls out some shells from his pocket and loads the gun. Waves the gun around and it opens and the shells fall out of it. Kobes is giggling and saying fuck suicide. He throws the shells away after Courtney tells him too.


This is fucked. Kobes is so paranoid now he wouldn't even tell them where he ordered food from. I think that was why he decided to wave his gun around loaded, I don't think he has any intentions of offing himself. I don't think Courtney realises the whole Discord call when the fight with Warlord is archived and timestamped and anyone can go back and listen to what she was saying on it and decide their opinion on her for themselves. Why was she giving Lenin Lime wrong information in the first place if she is concerned with people spreading lies about Kobes? I don't think showing Kobes the subreddit, telling him that everyone there is spreading lies about him and showing him screen shots of people contacting Frosty's did him any favours. It was obvious he was uncomfortable and if she had let it go and changed the subject he probably wouldn't have started waving his gun around.

You don't even have to explain it man, not a person who knows Courtney (is fat) would belive a word out of her mouth anyway with the exception of 5 underage or exceptional simps

True but better to have solid proof that Courtney is a big fat clout chasing liar.

 

[TurdFondler]

How DARE someone own a gun in their own home!
This is about as gay as people calling to tell his landlord that he was jacking off onto his carpet.
Get a life, losers. Courtney first.

An inebriated boglim loading a shotgun on stream is not great. What if he slips on his goth prospector hat again and shoots his neighbor's kid?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

How DARE someone own a gun in their own home!
This is about as gay as people calling to tell his landlord that he was jacking off onto his carpet.
Get a life, losers. Courtney first.

Telling his landlord is extremely gay, but he probably shouldn't have a gun right now. Clint warned him about waving it around on stream when he's drinking and I think this is the first time he's done it loaded. It was incredibly dangerous and stupid. He nearly dropped the gun too when the shells fell out.

Edit:
He went live for a couple of minutes:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Short video. Says he's laying off morning alcohol for a bit. Drinking cranberry and orange juice mixed together. Says he had fun on Courtney's stream and he's working on his new album.

Maybe he doesn't remember the shotgun part of the stream

 

[discombobulate]

Guy admits to getting Joshs shop shut down due to copyright, then tried to weasel out of it when called out.

Fucking Discord Kiwi Farmers, admitting on Reddit that they're messing with Josh. Redditors would never do that.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he's live and jus talked about his gun. saying he will not take it out again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr2J2DJ2Nf0

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Why was she giving Lenin Lime wrong information in the first place if she is concerned with people spreading lies about Kobes?

It's her "genius" 61 iq 4d chess move of saying "See, the subreddit believes everything, even the obvious lies I spread as if they were truth"

Fucking Discord Kiwi Farmers, admitting on Reddit that they're messing with Josh. Redditors would never do that.

Oprah and Museum have admitted before that they also use alts to post on the farms. There's a lot of intersection in the people who use these sites.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

he's live and jus talked about his gun. saying he will not take it out again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr2J2DJ2Nf0

Hoo boy, a certain rockstar villain must have gotten an earful

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Hoo boy, a certain rockstar villain must have gotten an earful

yes, his dad most likely told him off like he did in the past. he will act like a good boy for about a week then he will be back with his gun. also, he said he's gonna slow down on his drinking, lol

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

It's her "genius" 61 iq 4d chess move of saying "See, the subreddit believes everything, even the obvious lies I spread as if they were truth"

Genius move, if anything it makes her look more like she's trying to be Kobes' tard wrangler and further proves everything that comes out of her mouth should be scrutinized and verified

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Genius move, if anything it makes her look more like she's trying to be Kobes' tard wrangler and further proves everything that comes out of her mouth should be scrutinized and verified

Yeah, I have to agree. The logic is non-existent. Being the source of false information, blatantly admitting it, and having no reason for doing so other than being able to say this person is a liar later. That's womanly behavior. It tard wrangling behavior. Really the only motive would be to take Lenin down for some reason. And Lenin seems like a cool cobra. This is at best stupid and at worst manipulative infighting.

 

[SP:OP]

Genius move, if anything it makes her look more like she's trying to be Kobes' tard wrangler and further proves everything that comes out of her mouth should be scrutinized and verified

you’re a saint for watching that stream and typing it out by the way. It’s real painful to listen to them shout over each other.

This is fucked. Kobes is so paranoid now he wouldn't even tell them where he ordered food from.

Cobes used to let everything out on camera with no second thought. The fart sniffing stuff, the sex doll saga. None of that would happen today. Dude is so paranoid. His discord buddies make sure to point out every comment and show him everything and drill in his head that they’re making up lies. Or 15-20 people spam his dad/landlord/bar with stuff he said or did the night before and get him in trouble. He second guesses everything. Maybe the chazzz shit broke him, maybe it’s that he’s too stupid to know who to trust or form an opinion for himself, but it’s lame.

Yeah, I have to agree. The logic is non-existent. Being the source of false information, blatantly admitting it, and having no reason for doing so other than being able to say this person is a liar later. That's womanly behavior. It tard wrangling behavior.

My thoughts on this dumbass discord shit has always been that it’s a stupid idea. When you try as hard as she does to keep what goes on there secret, you’re allowing everyone to fill it in with their imaginations and rumors. It could be as wildly crazy as people seem to think, or it could be super fucking boring outside of the warlord fight. If you wanna say Lenin is lying, prove it lol. What is he lying about? It would be very very easy for her to not be seen as this pariah in the Cobraverse and it makes me think that she wants to be seen that way.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

My thoughts on this dumbass discord shit has always been that it’s a stupid idea. When you try as hard as she does to keep what goes on there secret, you’re allowing everyone to fill it in with their imaginations and rumors. It could be as wildly crazy as people seem to think, or it could be super fucking boring outside of the warlord fight. If you wanna say Lenin is lying, prove it lol. What is he lying about? It would be very very easy for her to not be seen as this pariah in the Cobraverse and it makes me think that she wants to be seen that way.

I think there is a certain beauty to the farms and how the gatekeepers view it. Because everything we say here, you can come and read it for yourself. You can even come and join in if you want. I think that scares them more than they let on. Or it at least pisses them off.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

And Lenin seems like a cool cobra. This is at best stupid and at worst manipulative infighting.

My guess is she saw Kobes talking about how he actually was glad that Lenin Lime fixed the sound and picked out the best parts of his cooking videos and even shared the edit of the Chicken Alfredo video and she got jealous. Dude just archives streams it's so stupid of her to try and throw him into drama.

you’re a saint for watching that stream and typing it out by the way. It’s real painful to listen to them shout over each other.

I watched the full thing in case there was anything of note before Kobes joined but it's literally Courtney patting herself on the back for the whole thing. Lil mama danced to the same ICP song they played when Kobes joined earlier in the stream. That was the only other interesting thing that happened and I didn't bother timestamping it because he's a nobody and I timestamped the one when Kobes joined.

Cobes used to let everything out on camera with no second thought. The fart sniffing stuff, the sex doll saga. None of that would happen today. Dude is so paranoid. His discord buddies make sure to point out every comment and show him everything and drill in his head that they’re making up lies. Or 15-20 people spam his dad/landlord/bar with stuff he said or did the night before and get him in trouble. He second guesses everything. Maybe the chazzz shit broke him, maybe it’s that he’s too stupid to know who to trust or form an opinion for himself, but it’s lame.

This is true but I think we're seeing a very steep escalation in his paranoia since Halloween. If he's too paranoid to even say where he ordered food from there goes his food reviews. That's half of his content. Congrats cow tippers, we're going to be stuck with nothing but Terrence Pop and Isayic Butterfield video responces with no messy yukbangs as palette cleansers.

 

[SP:OP]

This is true but I think we're seeing a very steep escalation in his paranoia since Halloween. If he's too paranoid to even say where he ordered food from there goes his food reviews. That's half of his content. Congrats cow tippers, we're going to be stuck with nothing but Terrence Pop and Isayic Butterfield video responces with no messy yukbangs as palette cleansers.

Yeah idk what these people who send his videos to his landlord and dad think will happen. It’s just gonna make cobes more and more reluctant to share stuff on stream. Praying to the sky god that the day never comes.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE chillin

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Short video. Apologises for taking his gun out on stream. Says he gets why people were concerned. Fuck mass shootings. Not going to take it out again unless he's sober or at the shooting range. Plays Star Spangled Banner for Veterans Day.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Yeah idk what these people who send his videos to his landlord and dad think will happen. It’s just gonna make cobes more and more reluctant to share stuff on stream. Praying to the sky god that the day never comes.

Just a chance to bully a rétarded weirdo under the guise of concern, or as punishment for him totally being a tranny-killing actual rapist for real you guize. Fucking losers

 

[eaglesfan665]

Hoo boy, a certain rockstar villain must have gotten an earful

I am genuinely perplexed at this point. The big question is who's at fault here: the ret4rded loner, whose main hobby is drinking, or the man who abandoned his ret4rded son to fend for himself despite having to give him earfuls dozens if not hundreds of times?
Also, what happens if the next time he inevitably gets drunk and inevitably takes it out he actually fires it, be it just in front of him or at himself, on accident or on purpose? I could never imagine raising a son like Josh and just letting him do this sort of crap.
Finally, what's happening here? Is Clint just too important and busy to deal with his flesh and blood anymore, or does autism run in the family and he thinks this sort of situations is just copacetic? Or alternatively should i be and just assume papa boglim is a lot more involved behind the scenes and really takes care of Josh?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I am genuinely perplexed at this point. The big question is who's at fault here: the ret4rded loner, whose main hobby is drinking, or the man who abandoned his ret4rded son to fend for himself despite having to give him earfuls dozens if not hundreds of times?
Also, what happens if the next time he inevitably gets drunk and inevitably takes it out he actually fires it, be it just in front of him or at himself, on accident or on purpose? I could never imagine raising a son like Josh and just letting him do this sort of crap.
Finally, what's happening here? Is Clint just too important and busy to deal with his flesh and blood anymore, or does autism run in the family and he thinks this sort of situations is just copacetic? Or alternatively should i be and just assume papa boglim is a lot more involved behind the scenes and really takes care of Josh?

Ultimately, no one really knows but the Homedad himself

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I am genuinely perplexed at this point. The big question is who's at fault here: the ret4rded loner, whose main hobby is drinking, or the man who abandoned his ret4rded son to fend for himself despite having to give him earfuls dozens if not hundreds of times?
Also, what happens if the next time he inevitably gets drunk and inevitably takes it out he actually fires it, be it just in front of him or at himself, on accident or on purpose? I could never imagine raising a son like Josh and just letting him do this sort of crap.
Finally, what's happening here? Is Clint just too important and busy to deal with his flesh and blood anymore, or does autism run in the family and he thinks this sort of situations is just copacetic? Or alternatively should i be and just assume papa boglim is a lot more involved behind the scenes and really takes care of Josh?

What do you suppose Clint do, seriously? Josh is a 30 year old adult. He is a full grown man and has a certain autonomy.
Plus his ingrained defiance would make any plans an absolute nightmare.
A tragedy will happen and things will change (legally, most likely), or nothing will change for the foreseeable future.
I have no inclination to interfere, mainly because it's none of our place, but because simply put you can't help those who don't want help.
Josh doesn't want help. It is what it is toobz.