Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I just watched the sandwich video, why the hell do Clint and Tanis bother buying Cobes name brand products? They must know it's going to be food hacked and allowed to "cool off" before eventually being thrown away uneaten. Not to mention his taste buds being shot from smoking, and the fact he loves eating garbage like Wendy's and Arby's. He could have great value brand walmart slop and do the exact same thing with it.
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Wendy's and Arby's isn't that much of garbage. It's only garbage when you eat it all the time, like the *BOY*
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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Rate me autistic or whatever but did anybody notice how positively RED the boy is in the sandwich from hell video?
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Even rockin a hellacious sodium bloat with those sausage fingers and wrist crease.
I did a quick search but pulled up a big fat nothing on why the boy would be like a big cherry tomato. It can't even be the heat of whatever tiny bit of hot sauce he had on that monstrosity since he was red before even trying it. I'm just gonna step out on a limb and say the diabetes is coming in nicely toobs. Since (PL) I only have experience seeing it on diabetic family members. Don't worry pancreas we got a new batch of meeduh coming up on deck in the next few weeks.
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what do you you mean you don't know why he's big like a cherry? he spoons bacon grease from the tub and then LICKS THE SPOON CLEAN. take a gander through through the jack Scalfani thread. He did (and still does) this behavior for the last 10 years online and he's had numerous heart attacks and strokes. add in the alcohol and josh is a ticking time bomb. he's in his early 30s. and he's not going to see 40. the past year alone josh has bloated like a beached whale. its not just sodium bloat. its pure weight gain from the insane amount of calories he consumes in his food hacks and straight grease from the spoon.
 
repta said:
I imagine this is how Cobes' therapy sessions actually go

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Sometimes I wonder if his therapist gave up on the BOY after a couple sessions but is still doing it for that sweet, sweet insurance money. He must be one of the worst kinds of patients mental health professionals have to deal with: the people who refuse to help themselves.
 
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Agares said:
Sometimes I wonder if his therapist gave up on the BOY after a couple sessions but is still doing it for that sweet, sweet insurance money. He must be one of the worst kinds of patients mental health professionals have to deal with: the people who refuse to help themselves.
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Well, that's what I have to wonder. By all accounts, Cobes was getting - slightly - better. But at some point, he stopped going after the public intoxication arrest and just went back to his old ways. I imagine shrinks have some ability to work around their patients' shortcomings, even ones in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Wyoming. You know, stuff like "I bet you'd be able to make a lot more music if you only drank after you finished recording for the day" type deals. I mean Jesus, Jord waited all the way until 5 PM before he opened the one bud lite tallboy he had bought that day. That's basically stone cold sober for him.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Well, that's what I have to wonder. By all accounts, Cobes was getting - slightly - better. But at some point, he stopped going after the public intoxication arrest and just went back to his old ways. I imagine shrinks have some ability to work around their patients' shortcomings, even ones in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Wyoming. You know, stuff like "I bet you'd be able to make a lot more music if you only drank after you finished recording for the day" type deals. I mean Jesus, Jord waited all the way until 5 PM before he opened the one bud lite tallboy he had bought that day. That's basically stone cold sober for him.
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You mentioned he stopped therapy after the public intoxication arrest but I could've sworn I heard him talk about his sessions around or after the Jessica breakup saga.
 
Teef update toobz...... Gross.
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Acceptable said:
what do you you mean you don't know why he's big like a cherry? he spoons bacon grease from the tub and then LICKS THE SPOON CLEAN. take a gander through through the jack Scalfani thread. He did (and still does) this behavior for the last 10 years online and he's had numerous heart attacks and strokes. add in the alcohol and josh is a ticking time bomb. he's in his early 30s. and he's not going to see 40. the past year alone josh has bloated like a beached whale. its not just sodium bloat. its pure weight gain from the insane amount of calories he consumes in his food hacks and straight grease from the spoon.
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True, though jack is a middle aged buffoon who's been fat since day one with a history of heart disease and half a dozen strokes to boot.
Keyword being history of documented medical issues.
The boglim has only recently in the past year and a half really started to balloon up since he started the 10,000 calorie sugar bombs.
You're right that the boy is a ticking time bomb but this is the first serious thing I've seen related to long running chronic disease like diabetes or heart disease.
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Teef update toobz...... Gross.
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Teef status: Evicted
The boy's quickly starting to run out of "It is what it is." cards.
 
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