Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

CobraCoin!

I can see someone making one, rug pulling for the little it brings, and then a-logs try and get him on it.

"Look he scammed his fans!!"

Figured we haven't seen some Cobe Merch for a bit

 

[Candover]

Those haven’t killed Jack Scalfani yet, so they probably won’t get Cobes either.

I’d hypothesize that being a moron lolcow makes you resistant to salmonella, but there must be other factors TOOBZ.

The multiple strokes say otherwise, but I digress.

 

[Your Landlord]

It seems that Cobes and I have similar taste in beer tonight, TWU. Happy St. Patrick's, Cobros.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Sippin 40s, ranting on gender equality, ruleing the troles pathetic lives.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

The multiple strokes say otherwise, but I digress.

nah see the strokes are not because of the food the strokes are because the wendigo is trying to escape but jack keeps trying to fight it. cobes on the other hand was always a boglim.

 

[Candover]

The boy's upper central and lateral incisors have completely disintegrated to the gum line.

 

[bathtubcosby]

Better not turn off stream chat, boy

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

And we're back. 'Hey youtube, I'm sad because my account is in the negative.." Again? .....again?

Here's the fucking transcript : How the fuck am I supposed to take accountability of other people bullying ME?? x8

Why is he looping the same way as Jessica? Why does he suddenly have the same cadence as her?

2025 Cobes has been compromised.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

He just admitted his own food hacks are gross? That's an impressive change.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Those haven’t killed Jack Scalfani yet, so they probably won’t get Cobes either.

The unspoken secret is that Jack Scalfani died when he ate that uncooked chicken, and now he's a zombie controlled by salmonella.

 

[Candover]

The unspoken secret is that Jack Scalfani died when he ate that uncooked chicken, and now he's a zombie controlled by salmonella.

The salmonella hive-mind was puppeting him when he made that year-old brisket church chili to create more hosts.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He’s super angry about his channel getting banned. We didn’t get a meltdown but he’s clearly upset about it. He’s basically a little kid trying to act like that didn’t happe, and since it’s not fair, he’s not going to acknowledge it.

He’s def going to get banned again. Maybe someone can get him onto another platform

 

[Exist0]

Birthday Month coming along nicely toobz.

 

[Epikusername4]

cobes is dropping a lot of truth bombs rn on the sickos

 

[IsaacShraeder]

but he made this one comment about how people only watch him because they wanna see him get drunk and he looked so defeated pouring his vodka or whatever it was into his drink.

That's just Cobes's way of absolving himself from any responsibility regarding his drinking.
"Oh it's the fans who want me to drink this handle of shitty vodka in one day, nothing you can do about it toobz."
He does the same spiel with his food hacks: "YooToob wanted a dank food hack so I had to doordash some lil squeezers youknowhatamsayin, yeeeshh..."

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's going to use most of the donations to get out of the negative like the financially literate boglim that he is. And more new wands "confirmed".

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Holy shit, the cross-eye is back.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

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Holy shit, the cross-eye is back.

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Holy shit, the cross-eye is back.

He heard a rustling outside so he turned one of his eyes. Bloated Dragons really are incredibly impressive and resilient specimens.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

You know, now that Cobes has lost his channel, the faker KingKobraJFS has the opportunity to do something really unfunny.

 

[clipartfan92]

2025-03-17 livesteam:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWugGHFg7Jk (archive.ph)(PreserveTube)(720p pomf.lain.la archive.org)

I was only able to grab 22 minutes of the chat due to connection issues. chat-downloader output starting about 18 minutes into the stream attached to this post. 7z contains the json file.