Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Don't Touch That Dial! said:
Why is he looping the same way as Jessica? Why does he suddenly have the same cadence as her?

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Looping cause he's DRUNK. "Uhh.. one beer on St. Patrick's day..." If he's not shaking, he's drunk. He said today, he's be chilling out on the drinking, but he also said today he's out of alcohol but had a Mickey's, but he also said he's been going overboard. Better keep those facts straight, BOY! I wish he'd just be honest with us. I feel like I've been clicking his videos lately and the first 10 minutes is him saying I'm a fucking trole and should stop watching. I might give Josh a break, this isn't the first time I've needed to put him away.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
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Holy shit, the cross-eye is back.
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He's got that Wilford Brimley Absence of Malice (1983) look

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One of his "fans" are helping him set up a meme coin, surely this won't go badly for the idiots that buy into it and Cobra himself. The entire thing stinks of a gayop where some Discord faggot decided it would be funny to get Cobra to promote a rug pull so he gets in trouble. Sadly Josh isn't smart enough to even know that's a no no, hope someone smarter than him has his best interests in mind.

He's definitely seething about the channel though, you can tell he is just in a terrible fucking mood and isn't dealing with it well.
 
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Hennimore said:
One of his "fans" are helping him set up a meme coin, surely this won't go badly for the idiots that buy into it and Cobra himself. The entire thing stinks of a gayop where some Discord faggot decided it would be funny to get Cobra to promote a rug pull so he gets in trouble. Sadly Josh isn't smart enough to even know that's a no no, hope someone smarter than him has his best interests in mind.

He's definitely seething about the channel though, you can tell he is just in a terrible fucking mood and isn't dealing with it well.
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I hope he navigates around this coin. But they could offer him a 2 for $7 Baconator Jr meal and he'd take it lock, stock and barrel. It does stink like a gayop.
 
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Hennimore said:
One of his "fans" are helping him set up a meme coin, surely this won't go badly for the idiots that buy into it and Cobra himself. The entire thing stinks of a gayop where some Discord faggot decided it would be funny to get Cobra to promote a rug pull so he gets in trouble. Sadly Josh isn't smart enough to even know that's a no no, hope someone smarter than him has his best interests in mind.

He's definitely seething about the channel though, you can tell he is just in a terrible fucking mood and isn't dealing with it well.
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I can only imagine this will go amazing.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
I can only imagine this will go amazing.
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Does anybody know who is helping him set up this coin? Something about it makes me feel like it is Porkney-fags, just like the Oinkers mess last year; crypto is more of a zoomer thing though isn't it? Seems a bit advanced for them. Who else could it be? Who else would he trust at this point?
 
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Your Landlord said:
Does anybody know who is helping him set up this coin? Something about it makes me feel like it is Porkney-fags, just like the Oinkers mess last year; crypto is more of a zoomer thing though isn't it? Seems a bit advanced for them. Who else could it be? Who else would he trust at this point?
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If it was happening on the Porkney Discord, we have at least a few men on the inside that could tell us.
 
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C. G. B. Spender said:
Im late but happy St. Clints day you potato lovers of this thread! 🍀

His current Josh Saunders channel has this gem, sorry for bein' anti-semitic in the past youtoob!
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At the end there is the least co-ordinated I've ever seen his eyes. I would say cross-eyed but of course they're going the opposite of that.
 
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Really Normal said:
Who ever is setting up this meme coin, if you read here, your are going to make no money its a bad idea you are retared. If you and him want to make money convince him to do TTS .
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Probably just another cheap Solana project. Even so, it takes more money to create a token than what this coin will create in profits after the inevitable rug pull. Do his fans even have phantom accounts?
 
Bixby Snyder said:
He’s super angry about his channel getting banned. We didn’t get a meltdown but he’s clearly upset about it. He’s basically a little kid trying to act like that didn’t happe, and since it’s not fair, he’s not going to acknowledge it.

He’s def going to get banned again. Maybe someone can get him onto another platform
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He'd definitely been punching the hell out of his fridge, hopefully we get a view of it and the other damage in the apartment soon. When he gets banned again and he can't stream on YT anymore (and the paypigs eventually stop throwing money at him out of sympathy for his channel getting banned) I'm hoping we FINALLY get new content and streams. I think what we desperately need is another Aaron-tier buddy troll to get him out of the apartment, his post-breakup depression and binge drinking has gone on way too long.

the only fun content in regards to cobra in slow periods without homeboys and women getting involved was the stream chat and the reddit, since the reddit went down and he started blocking ALL comments and live chats it's really only the facebook groups and theboglim which are pretty slow. This thread is (ironically) mostly a rehash of facebook group content, 5+ year old cobra memes and people glazing him mindlessly. The thread is ok for updates at least but there is pretty much zero OC or content from the farms regarding cobra, he's very much an off-site cow and still is.

the meme coin rug pull will be interesting at least, but I really doubt we'll get more than a half-assed apology video before it's another abominable food hack and anti-woke video. Courtney needs to hook him up with another femboglim ASAP.
 
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