Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He reminds me a lot of Napoleon Dynamite in this for some reason
I mean he basically is except Pedro is a meth head and Tina the goat gets fucked by his friend Steve.


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Here's the 6 hour stream:



6 hour video response
Start:
Showing off a goblet he received from his fans but broke. He doesn’t see the glass half full or half empty, he sees it as half a glass. Talks about making new wands.
2:20:
Talks about the song he’s working on for his new album. Puts on an Isayic Butterfield video for 2 seconds and starts talking about Kyle Rittenhouse.
4:30:
Talks about the wine he has. Trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes stands with LGBT+ Opens the wine.
6:33:
Talks about breaking the goblet. Hugging and caressing his wine. Back to the video.
8:35:
Reading what’s written on the screen. Ranting about trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Chapelle’s friend Daphne getting attacked by their own community. Talks about getting rejected from every woman he’s ever been attracted to. Not being into trannys is a preference. Mixes Bud Light Platinum with his wine. Back to the video .
13:20:
Trannys identifying as lesbians, Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys are lesbianphobic. Preferences, double standards and gender relations.
16:41:
Alcohol and lathe don’t mix. Talking about double standards and not being able to beat or rape women. Kobes stop. Talking about women raping men. Back to the video.
18:39:
Straightphobes! Scenario of him getting rejected in a bar and he can’t call women who reject him autistphobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes explains transphobia.
21:11:
Back to the video. It’s a commercial for Resident Evil, he would watch it. Says he has gloves and safety goggles for when he’s using the lathe. Talks about how a zombie pandemic could happen. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
24:20:
James Blunt, going to do a vocal cover. Moar wine. Says he broke the goblet while washing it. Was watching Chaturbate and X videos.
26:38:
Starts a You’re Beautiful, James Blunt vocal cover but stops to talk about his goblet. Back to the vocal cover. Singing into his Bud Light Platinum bottle.
29:15:
Bragging about his singing. Thanks to the fans who gave him money. Drinking the rest of his Bud Light Platinum. Alcohol PSA. Talks about getting drunk and going to a school dance. Talks about breaking the goblet. Kobes is not an alcoholic.
33:19:
Back to the vocal cover.
34:24:
Talks about lathing wands. Moar wine. Shills Tactical Soap. Back to the vocal cover.
37:14:
Talks about Glenn Close in 101 Dalmatians. Going to sing All of Me John Legend for the of age ladies. The of age ladies at the bar love when he does his vocal covers. Talks about his wine. Finished his first beer. Moar beer. Talks about his 4 day alcohol dry spell. Fuck meth and heroin, all you need is alcohol. Starts the song for 1 second.
42:12:
Talks about rock stars and drug addiction. Occasional shrooms, weed and alcohol is all you need. Finishes his wine. Talks about the effects of meth, why not just drink coffee or monster. Meth is not his scene. Kobes is happy enough just sitting here and drink alcohol.
46:00:
Vocal cover All of me John Legend.
50:21:
Has a coughing fit. Finishes the song.
51:18:
Tells a commercial to go fuck themselves. Video skips a bit here. Talking about people being materialistic at Christmas. Moar beer.
52:40:
Adele Someone like you vocal cover.
54:39:
Brags about being able to sing like Adelle. Talking about people body shaaaaaming Adele for losing weight.
56:38:
Back to the vocal cover for 2 seconds. Bragging about how good he sounds. Finishes his drink. Moar beer. Back to the vocal cover.
1:00:00:
Bragging about being able to sing like the Beatles, Johnny Cash and Elvis. Shows off his cigarettes. Says he’s at risk of losing his singing voice from smoking but he’ll take that risk. Moar beer.
1:02:22:
Back to the vocal cover.
1:04:45:
Moar beer. Vocal cover Johnny Cash Hurt. Danny Filth screech into his goblet. Shows off his Ozzy knuckles and his Cradle of Filth tattoo. Danny Filth Screech. Moar beer.
1:08:15:
Back to the vocal cover. Johnny Cash is a reason why Kobes won’t touch heroin. Just have a beer and a doobie. Bud Light Platinum #notasponsor. Back to the vocal cover.
1:14:05:
Singing a Jason ‘Michelle’ Carroll song. He gives a trigger warning. Kobes hates child abuse. Kobes loves singing and making people feel emotions. Back on the wine. Shows off how goth the wine bottle looks. They age this wine before they serve it. Talks about his stuff spaghetti and meatballs recipe. Talks about his chicken alfredo recipe.
18:18:53:
Poot. Talks about his fart. Liquor piss.
1:20:57:
Returns. Talking about drinking responsibly.
1:21:50:
Vocal cover Jason Michael Carroll Alyssa Lies
1:24:45:
He’s mad that the song s so depressing. Back to the vocal cover.
1:25:54:
Mysterious knock at the door. Hides the food he received in the kitchen and yells that he wishes people would stop ordering him food.
1:28:20:
Mad his vocal covers were interrupted by people buying him food. Back to the vocal cover.
1:29:58:
Mad about someone ordering him Taco Bell, he spilled the Baja Blast in the hallway. Back to the Isayic Butterfield video and yelling at YouTube to stop the video. Says he has people who take care of his food so people shouldn’t order his food. Dropped 2 of the drinks because he had to carry 4 drinks in. Back to the video.
1:33:00:
Yelling about gender relations. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video.
1:34:34:
Apologises for losing his temper going to have a smoke and calm down. Puts on one of his songs and leaves.
1:38:28:
Returns and says he’s pissed off because he spilled the drinks. Says send him money if you want him to order Door Dash. He’s not bitching about free food. Complaining about the drink carrier. Complaining about getting food sent to him, not complaining though and says he is grateful. Moar wine. Says he’s not complaining about free Taco Bell and ranting about having no privacy because he’s a YouTube celebrity. He is not a stupid autistic drunk. Says free food is one of the perks of being a celebrity. He is pleased that he de-escalated his rage quickly. Tells people to give free food to people who need it more than he does.
1:45:39:
Another mysterious knock at the door. Hides the food in the kitchen. Free food is not trolling, his trolls would love free food. Plays Satan’s Bell and repeats the lyrics. Kobes hates his temper and is making an effort to control it. Back to playing Satan’s bell and talks about making the song. He hasn’t been streaming much because e’s been focused on making wands and his new album. Says he’s not pissed off and has been working on his temper.
1:53:00:
Talks about spilling the drinks again. Trannys. Dating scene. Moar wine. Working on his temper because no of age queen cis gendered female would want to date him with his nasty temper. He won’t date a tranny but he supports them. He sympathises with trannys because he gets rejected for being creepy. He cut his knuckle during his tism fit.
1:56:48:
Smoke break.
2:00:16:
Returns. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Says his temper and his lack of self confidence are why he can’t get laid. Back to the video.
2:01:57:
Rant about people being forced to accept trannys. Based Terf Kobes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Somehow makes this about straight cis men being victims. Fuck the forbidden 4 I’ll drink to that. Back to the video.
2:04:56:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Back to the video. Kobes explains gender. Women are more than their tits and vagina.
2:06:58:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys identifying as women but acting like men. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Moar wine. He still like the goblet even though it’s broken. Fat cat lady is just making excuses. Wait patiently and enjoy being single. Back to the video.
2:09:44:
Reads what’s written on the screen. Not all trannys are like this. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone being forced to accept trannys. Back to the video.
2:12:10:
Post op trannys are still not women. Based Terf Kobes. Kobes is an asshole with a heart of gold and he tells it like it is. Straight cis men can’t complain when they get rejected so trannys can’t complain either. Talks about getting rejected by every woman he ever liked.
2:15:53:
Says his temper has gotten 1000 times better. Thanks to the fans who sent the lathe. He’s going to have wand Wednesdays with homedad Clint. Trolls are just jealous they don’t have a dad that cares. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Violent incel trannys. Based Terf Kobes.
2:19:10:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Something about trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes talks about his dating preferences. Women demand men with 6 pack abs, 6ft tall… Trannys calling lesbians transphobic would be like Kobes saying women who won’t date him are autisticphobic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trannys who creep on people who aren’t into it should be held as accountable as men who do that are. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Society forcing trannys down our throats not trannys. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dude who get vaginas are not women. There’s someone out there for everyone. Back to the video.
2:26:00:
Grabs the free food he was sent. Tranny dating scene rant. Eats the burger like an apple while ranting about trannys. Kobes was born with autism, he didn’t get surgery to make him that way.
2:29:19:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads definition of Terf. Fuck the labels. Back to the video for 2 seconds. He’s done drinking for a while. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
2:30:56:
Gets the Taco Bell he was sent. Yukbang and back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. People too focused on Tranny rights this is why lesbians are upset. Moar tacos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. LGBTQ demanding equality which they should get. Moar tacos. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People fighting for equality bitching about other groups just looking for the same thing. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar tacos.
2:37:18:
Saving the tacos for later. Moar beer. LGBT rant, where the equality for straight people?
2:39:44:
Back to the video. Says the food he received will keep him fed for a couple of days. Talks about controlling his temper.
2:41:45:
Piss break.
2:43:02:
Returns. Talking about Tara Babcock and how he is interested in her because of her personality. Starts the Tara Babcock video.
2:44:47:
Women using their boobs to get clicks on social media rant. He’s vey creepy about this. Back to the video.
2:47:07:
Keeps talking about blonde women with big tits. Women demanding men with a 6 foot cock. Hypocrisy and gender relations. Women demanding men be 6ft tall, 6 inch dick, 6 salary income… Kobes follows Tara because she’s a blonde with big tits. He keeps talking about her tits.
2:50:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bragging about drinking. Back to the video.
2:51:59:
Billie Eliajh.
2:53:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about not being able to talk about people’s bodies. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about Tara.
2:55:53:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about people fishing for compliments. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone offended by everything. Billie Eliajh. Back to the video. People talking shit about Adele losing weight. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Owning being called a retard to own the trolls.
Equality rant. Person of colour is a stupid term because we are all colours rant.
3:05:05:
Creepy about Tara. Gender relations double standards. Happy international men’s day! Moar beer. Tranny’s just want that sweet female privilege. Majority of trannys just doing it for attention. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh. Kobes is all about those good personalities.
3:10:28:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. People expect higher morality from celebrities. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Everyone is getting judged for something. Back to the video for 2 seconds. People should keep their opinions to themselves, people fat shaming celebrities then complaining when they lose weight.
3:13:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Hypocrisy and beauty standards and gender relations. Body positivity movement. Don’t change the way you look because of society, do it for you.
3:18:00:
Back to the video. Billie Eliajh. Body positivity movement is only for women. Gender relations double standards. Compares body positivity hypocrisy to Kobes saying people drink too much. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Billie Eliajh and gender roles. Back to the video.
3:22:35:
Yelling about women, hypocritical cunts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of double date and other couple has a fight. Hypocrisy cunts.
3:26:13:
Says when couples drag the whole world into their arguments it makes him want to choke a bitch and then strangles his goblet and breaks it again. Trying so hard not to have a fit. Becomes zen. Says he’s going to work on his wands and music after this video because he’s sick of YouTube and people ruining it for everyone. Gender relations double standards.
3:31:00:
Says he’s going to end the video response after the Tara video because no one cares about his video responses. Self-hatred coming in nicely toobs. Gender relations hypocrisy. Back to the video.
3:32:50:
He’s giving real bitchy responses now. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder not every dude is into the same thing. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Tara has no idea what it’s like to be a fat ugly woman. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Body Shaaaaming. Brings up Adele and Eugenia Cooney. Back to the video.
3:36:24:
Talking about boobs again. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Jonah Hill losing weight. Compares losing weight to Kobes giving up alcohol. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Bitchy about Tara being attractive.
3:39:37:
Drinking wine from the bottle now. Body shaaaaaaaaming. Thank Lucifer for his high metabolism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Tara getting fat from too much cum and Starbucks. Gender relations beauty standards and hypocrisy rant.
3:42:57:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Scenario of Tara being fat. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says his dry spell is because of his temper and lack of confidence. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Tara’s previous relationship.
3:49:00:
Back to the video. Gender relations and exploitation. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes doesn’t agree with sex positive. Incel dray spell rage coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says prostitution should be legal for 21 and up to stop sex trafficking. Scenario of Kobes going to a legal of age and consensual brothel. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes thinks 2 chicks would fight over who gets to fuck him first if he was in a threesome. One of age attractive female with good qualities is enough. If you are busted rely on your personality and hope for the best. Kobes doesn’t think he is Satan’s gift to women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
3:54:30:
Talking about women going to the sperm bank. Female privilege. Back to the video. Rant about prostitution being illegal and corrupt politicians. Back to the video.
3:56:44:
Creepy about Tara. Rant about women showing off their bodies on social media. Back to the video. Fuck the forbidden 4. Semi sexual dry spell cope. We all die alone.
3:9:00:
Talks about old people losing their partners and forgetting that they are dead. Dry spell cope. Talks about when he went to the STI clinic and got his condom size. Back to the video for 2 seconds. More dry spell cope. Complaining about relationships.
4:01:39:
Kobes talks about his faults. Women are hypocrites. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Saving his wine for later. Needs to smoke because of society.
4:04:03:
Smoke break.
4:08:35:
Returns. Graphic sexual description. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Treating sex like a needs contributes to rape culture. Sex is not a need it’s a want. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Using your boobs to get views on YouTube while bitching about rape victims. Reads what’s written on the screen. Pissing off people is easy. Has the hiccups. Everything is offensive. Back to the video.
4:13:21:
Kobes would step in and help a woman on the train because he respects women. This will be his last beer for the evening. Back to the video.
4:14:55:
Rant about people not standing up for other people. Back to the video.
4:17:03:
Shouldn’t be required to do anything. People should just have good morals. Men should protect kids, women and elders even if they are cunts. Talks about his new song Misery. Societies’ issues depress Kobes more than his dry spell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes would beat up a rapist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
4:21:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Alec Balwin and gun control. Quotes Blood Brothers Papa Roach. Fuck murder, fuck suicide. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun control. Repeat.
4:29:00:
Talks about when he was messing with his rifle on Courtney’s stream. Talks about Alec Baldwin giving guns a bad name. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun control. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Real gun owners are responsible excluding himself. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gun control. Prohibition. 3D printed guns.
4:35:20:
Creepy about Tara. Mad at his hiccups. Kobes doesn’t care if he has the hiccups, he’s telling it like it is. Fuck the hiccups, fuck the trolls. Back to the video.
4:37:36:
Bukkake porn is not attractive. Kobes watches of age consensual lesbian Chaturbate porn. Talking about straight porn being gay. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. This is pretty depressing actually, dude is so desperately lonely.
4:43:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Talking about bukkake porn being disgusting and degrading. Kobes prefers to watch of age chicks masturbate. That’s just too many cocks. Back to the video.
4:47:12:
Kobes would drown Tara Babcock in semen. Changes his mind. Gender relations and sex positivity. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Where’s the respect for the porn actresses and actors. Director should get cummed on by 0 different dudes. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
4:53:06:
Description of Tara Babcock drowning in cum. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is disgusted by porn. Back to the video.
4:54:44:
Points his wand at the camera and says stop slut shaming women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Right handed privilege is dumb. Kobes needs moar beer. Victimhood mentality. Tara Babcock attractive female privilege. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is ambidextrous – he can hold his beer in both hands. Society too sensitive. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is primarily right handed but he can wank with his left hand too. Back to the video. People trying to out special each other by identifying as trees.
5:06:30:
Weird noises and face spazzes. Back to people identifying an inanimate objects rant. Trans racial.
5:10:42:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Right hand isn’t a privilege it’s just how most people identify. Talks about Toni Ayomi. Left handed guitars show no right hand privilege. Talks about how good he is at guitar despite not being able to read guitar tabs etc. Kobes was the class clown I school and got bullied and teased in school. He said fuck you to the bullies. Kobes made something out of his Cobra obsession. School bullies always end up failing at life. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Makes a dick joke. Back to the video.
5:17:56:
People making a big deal out of nothing, homeless people exist. Kobes knows he shouldn’t have lost his temper at people sending him food. People bitching about pronouns have food and a roof over their head. Check your privilege trannys! JLo should donate a few million to fix homelessness. Celebrities keeping the rich, rich and the poor, poor. If Kobes had $4 million he would donate $1 million to end homelessness and starvation. If he wins the lottery he would start a charity called Cobra cares. Talks about auctioning off his cooking pans to raise money for starving children in Wyoming.
5:24:24:
Talks about his toy gun idea he will make when he wins the lottery. Kobes has ideas and he’s not afraid to wear his heart on his sleeve. This is why trolls bully him. Homedad Clint knows is drinking today. Checkmate trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds.
5:26:52:
Creepy about Tara. Gender relations double standards. Kobes is unapologetically himself and not afraid to tell it like it is. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Things are easy for Tara because she has attractive female privilege. Attractive people privilege.
5:33:50:
More Taco Bell. Yukbang. Back to the video. Makes a suicide joke. Fuck suicide. Self-hatred coming in nicely toobs. Talking about eating Taco Bell because he can’t get pussy and getting rejected by every chick he ever liked. Sex is not a need it’s a want. Even if Ozzy himself told Kobes he needed to get laid Kobes would tell him it’s not a need it’s a want. Says he’s sure lots of Hollywood celebrities watch his videos because he’s pretty famous. We all die alone.
5:41:42:
Kobes is not semi sexual he’s straight for of age women. We all die alone. Dry spell cope. Losing interest in sex because he hates sickos. Video skips here. MGTOW. More dry spell cope. Society overly sexualises the female form. Kobes has a multitude of issues bothering him right now. Kobes wants to be semi sexual because of his dry spell.
5:47:20:
Talks about his free Taco Bell. He was pissed off about spilling his drinks. Moar beer. Dating scene. Dunking on virgins. Talks about losing his virginity. He regrets cheating on Stephanie. Dry spell cope. Kobes is showing the world that he’s a gentleman. He will never cheat again. He doesn’t miss Stephanie but he misses what she provided.
5:54:28:
Kobes was told all his life that he’s a handsome young man well then how come he can’t get laid? He’s vowed to improve gender relations. Back to talking about Stephanie. It’s not hard to fuck a slut. Says prior to his dry spell he was pulling pussy left and right. Calls Stephanie his sloppy seconds.
5:59:14:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about Tara’s tits. Video skips here. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Compares coke to coffee. Addict hypocrisy. Back to the video. Right handed privilege is stupid. Kobes would fuck the shit out of Tara if it was consensual. Watches a commercial for Taco Bell.
6:02:52:
Puts on Good Mythical Kitchen. Realises he’s bee live for 6 hours. His dry spell is because he cheated on Stephanie and because the trolls scare away every chic he likes. He was going to carve a wand after the stream but it’s too late now so he’ll do it tomorrow. Back to talking about how he shouldn’t have cheated on Stephanie. Says the only reason Stephanie got a new boyfriend is because she is a chick and has a vagina. Bitches about women. Dry spell.
6:11:25:
Surprised he’s been streaming for over 6 hours. Kobes advice is don’t cheat. Poot. Dry spell. Kobes knows he has shit to work on. Poot. Working on a juicy shit right now. He hasn’t cheated since Stephanie because of karma.
6:17:41:
Says he didn’t have that much alcohol today by his normal standards. Regrets cheating on Stephanie. Tombstone. Dry spell. Sits in silence for a bit before ending the stream.
So much funny shit in this stream between him getting pissed at his vocal covers being interrupted by free Door Dash and then dropping the drinks and breaking his goblet, the weird bukkake scenario and his random face ticks and noises he was doing while ranting about tree genders. He should record wand Wednesday's with Clint as videos and post them. The way he talks about Stephanie is so fucking gross.
 
What the heck happened here? Timestamp 2:01:16 in the 11/19 stream (clip has no sound but it's irrelevant)
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Josh's situation is essentially untreated, deteriorating mental illness. Now, it could be exacerbated by his substance abuse or his history of huffing cologne which he still does to this day. It could be withdrawal. Josh is a really messy person, there's a lot of variables to actually figuring out what the fuck is going on with him and there's no real definitive answer beyond speculation.
 
"If my fans think less of me because of this cup right here... I accept it and I totally understand it.... *stress-sigh*"

lololololol he wasn't having a good 6½ hr stream was he? Good thing he didn't have Shon in his lap at that exact moment, it would've been an live beheading very easily lololololol.View attachment 2736415
"I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean no harm, George." "I didn't want no trouble,"
New Cobra video of him out in the wild.
Wishing a dog happy birthday and feeding it a doritos locos taco TMDWU youtube
That other poor dog gets covered in lettuce :story:
Good with animals toobz
 
Honestly I think clint has just kinda gave up on his son. Letting his son slowly fall apart, becoming a drunk, poor dental hygiene and constant use of getting so much food he leaves it out at night and eats food that wouldn't pass food saftey because it stayed out too long. At this point it's just a count down until he gets put in a home.
 
Honestly I think clint has just kinda gave up on his son. Letting his son slowly fall apart, becoming a drunk, poor dental hygiene and constant use of getting so much food he leaves it out at night and eats food that wouldn't pass food saftey because it stayed out too long. At this point it's just a count down until he gets put in a home.
Can't blame him.
 
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