Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Here's Kobes' chillin stream from yesterday:
Start:
Kobes is happy Rittenhouse was found innocent and says it’s terrible cops in Kenosha weren’t doing their jobs properly. Shows off his Ozzy shirt. Talks about the lathe. His phone keeps on ringing. Reading chat and back to talking about Rittenhouse.
2:46:
Texting.
3:37:
Back to reading chat. Says he needs to get more wand wood and black spray paint and then he’ll make more wands. Shows off the wand he made.
5:19:
Happy international men’s day to all the cis males and trans males. Shows off his wand again. He has no beer. Asks for people to send booze to his PO Box.
7:31:
Talks about Rittenhouse again. Tells people to look up the criminal backgrounds of the people Rittenhouse was defending himself against. Talks about his new wands. Bans someone for talking shit about Ozzy in chat.
9:26:
Asks for beer money to be sent to his PayPal. Doesn’t want to comment on Ozzy and Sharon’s marriage. Ozzy is so successful he doesn’t care what the trolls think. Bans someone for pretending to be Kelly Osbourne in chat.
12:13:
Thanks Lucifer he was able to carve this new wand with his last piece of wand wood. By the grace of Lucifer. Have to be patient with the wood lathe. Doesn’t care that he’s going bald. If he wins the lottery or get’s signed to a major record label he will get hair plugs. Checks his PayPal. #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated. Talks about the wand.
15:16:
Says he will possibly still make wands the old way too. Was watching chicks on Chaturbate. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Talks about Steve Irwin. He can’t imagine losing your other half. He has $7 in his PayPal.
17:40:
Not begging.
18:26:
KingSoapraJFS! Back to reading chat.
21:00:
Kobes is not an alcoholic. He’s too broke to buy booze. Shows off his wand again. Booze money is just a bonus, he’s here to chat to the fans.
22:51:
Says he wouldn’t do another green cock holster stream because YouTube frowned on the last time. Doesn’t know when he’s going to get his bike fixed. No pint in getting it done now because it’s coming into winter. Maybe Springtime.
25:07:
Cocaine is expensive and illegal. Alcohol is not a need it’s a want. Talking about weed and CBD.
27:19:
Checks his PayPal and he has €64.65 TMDWU
27:58:
Kobes is not an alcoholic. He’s going to buy Bud Light Platinum with his PayPal money.
29:30:
Says he’s tried to suck his own cock. Talks about drinking in moderation. Shows off his wand again. Says the €64 is going to go towards wand making supplies.
31:44:
Shills Tactical Soap and beard oil.
33:23:
Kobes wants world peace, legal weed everywhere and to win the lottery so that he can donate the money to charity. Complaining about people’s behaviour on Black Friday. Kobes wants to end poverty, homelessness and starvation.
36:5:
Shows off the black wrangler jeans he’s wearing. #Notasponsor Answering questions from chat.
38:32:
Chi ball. Ends the stream.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
Here's Kobes' chillin stream from yesterday:
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Start:
Kobes is happy Rittenhouse was found innocent and says it’s terrible cops in Kenosha weren’t doing their jobs properly. Shows off his Ozzy shirt. Talks about the lathe. His phone keeps on ringing. Reading chat and back to talking about Rittenhouse.
2:46:
Texting.
3:37:
Back to reading chat. Says he needs to get more wand wood and black spray paint and then he’ll make more wands. Shows off the wand he made.
5:19:
Happy international men’s day to all the cis males and trans males. Shows off his wand again. He has no beer. Asks for people to send booze to his PO Box.
7:31:
Talks about Rittenhouse again. Tells people to look up the criminal backgrounds of the people Rittenhouse was defending himself against. Talks about his new wands. Bans someone for talking shit about Ozzy in chat.
9:26:
Asks for beer money to be sent to his PayPal. Doesn’t want to comment on Ozzy and Sharon’s marriage. Ozzy is so successful he doesn’t care what the trolls think. Bans someone for pretending to be Kelly Osbourne in chat.
12:13:
Thanks Lucifer he was able to carve this new wand with his last piece of wand wood. By the grace of Lucifer. Have to be patient with the wood lathe. Doesn’t care that he’s going bald. If he wins the lottery or get’s signed to a major record label he will get hair plugs. Checks his PayPal. #youdon’thavetodonatebutdonationsaregreatlyappreciated. Talks about the wand.
15:16:
Says he will possibly still make wands the old way too. Was watching chicks on Chaturbate. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Talks about Steve Irwin. He can’t imagine losing your other half. He has $7 in his PayPal.
17:40:
Not begging.
18:26:
KingSoapraJFS! Back to reading chat.
21:00:
Kobes is not an alcoholic. He’s too broke to buy booze. Shows off his wand again. Booze money is just a bonus, he’s here to chat to the fans.
22:51:
Says he wouldn’t do another green cock holster stream because YouTube frowned on the last time. Doesn’t know when he’s going to get his bike fixed. No pint in getting it done now because it’s coming into winter. Maybe Springtime.
25:07:
Cocaine is expensive and illegal. Alcohol is not a need it’s a want. Talking about weed and CBD.
27:19:
Checks his PayPal and he has €64.65 TMDWU
27:58:
Kobes is not an alcoholic. He’s going to buy Bud Light Platinum with his PayPal money.
29:30:
Says he’s tried to suck his own cock. Talks about drinking in moderation. Shows off his wand again. Says the €64 is going to go towards wand making supplies.
31:44:
Shills Tactical Soap and beard oil.
33:23:
Kobes wants world peace, legal weed everywhere and to win the lottery so that he can donate the money to charity. Complaining about people’s behaviour on Black Friday. Kobes wants to end poverty, homelessness and starvation.
36:5:
Shows off the black wrangler jeans he’s wearing. #Notasponsor Answering questions from chat.
38:32:
Chi ball. Ends the stream.
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These streams are like if an AI program watched every Cobra video and then made its own.
 
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He's live. Drinking Bud Light Plat and yelling about women and trannies like normal.
It's all of age and consensual. It is what it is.

Oh, last night he said something that made me actually laugh. He as trying to talk and had hiccups and it was slowing him down.
"I don't care if I got the hiccups, I'm tellin it like it is!" -KingCobraJFS 2021
TWU Fuck hiccups

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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:

He's live. Drinking Bud Light Plat and yelling about women and trannies like normal.
It's all of age and consentual. It is what it is.

Oh, last night he said something that made me actually laugh. He as trying to talk and had hiccups and it was slowing him down.
"I don't care if I got the hiccups, I'm tellin it like it is! -KingCobraJFS 2021
TWU Fuck hiccups
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Also no chat for the second stream in a row. All of the factions in the Cobraverse should come together and agree that no chat = no viewers.
 
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I shouldn’t be surprised Coolman Caravan is a member or whatever of Boglim Chronicles, but I am. I thought he lived in a van or something lol. DF5BE56F-28A8-4091-8C34-F1B8EA5915D8.png
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
He's live. Drinking Bud Light Plat and yelling about women and trannies like normal.
It's all of age and consentual. It is what it is.
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I keep wondering what he will talk about if he got laid again. Will he still bash on women and trannies or go back to his old stuff? I guess we will never know.
 
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