Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Fuck the call for trolls to be railed in the ass (OMG VIOLENCE FLAG HIS CHANNEL HES HITLER HE TOLD ME TO GET BUTT FUCKED FOR BEING A FAGGOT). He should instead be threatening to make ALOGS clip that toenail with their teeth. That is truly evil.
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rockcockricky said:
New drink combo. He seems pretty sloshed

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Seconds in you can tell he is fucking trashed.
"Back from the depths of hell"

This motherfucker loves his 21% abv rum liqueur...

"I'm going to give a lecture on how men can pick up chicks without being a jerk" Is this a Karl Jobst cross over?

Edit:
"I don't care if my fan girls have a husband or not, I will protect them because it's what men are supposed to do. You wanna call me a white knight, simp, piece of a shit and then bitch at me when I'm an asshole to women, it's like make up your god damn mind."
What a line.

10 minutes in and nothing about how to pick up chicks without being a jerk, but a lot of ranting about how women act during arguments.

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First mention of getting chicks at 13:30... You never saw it coming:
"If you wanna increase your chances of getting some lady attention, man up and get yourself some Tactical Soap. Coupon code KingCobra no longer works but the affiliate link, it makes a couple sense... I swear by that product" Never change Josh.


You'll catch honey with more flies, you know what I'm saying?
 
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“Doesnt matter your creed, culture or breed”😂
Apparently cisgender is now = sissy
That whole video was one big contradiction lol, althought that country song “whiskey farts and diarrhea” was pretty funny.

Edit: oh boy, food hack video is up.. makin a sandwich with no bread
He said sargento right! Then quickly corrected himself to Sarrenghetto, holy shit
 
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Wonder how long that beef was rotting away. It is brown, and it is raw. Ground beef should not be that colour. He mashes it in his disgusting filthy hands, and then...... wipes them on his shirt.
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I feel so bad for his neighbor that he is now using the gas stove. I will wager before 2026 we will see a fire, and not a little french fry fire, but a no more manufactured bog den chris chan fire. If people are newer to the cobraverse they will not know, Cobra always cooks everything on high, trolls tried to bully him into setting his stove and oven to med/med-high, and he sometimes even pretended to cook things at this temperature. "Decent heat" is boglimeese for burner at max high. His only saving grace might be that he is using the "simmer" burner. (back right burner) Which is purposely smaller as it is supposed to be used for simmering sauces/soups. As it gives out much less heat than the main high or two left medium burners.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Wonder how long that beef was rotting away. It is brown, and it is raw. Ground beef should not be that colour. He mashes it in his disgusting filthy hands, and then...... wipes them on his shirt.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n88_MQXvGP0 - archive
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I feel so bad for his neighbor that he is now using the gas stove. I will wager before 2026 we will see a fire, and not a little french fry fire, but a no more manufactured bog den chris chan fire. If people are newer to the cobraverse they will not know, Cobra always cooks everything on high, trolls tried to bully him into setting his stove and oven to med/med-high, and he sometimes even pretended to cook things at this temperature. "Decent heat" is boglimeese for burner at max high.
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“But… this one goes up to 11..”
 
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Thesumof41is5 said:
Drunk as shit making a burger on the gas stove in bud light lime and butter, wipin raw beef on his shirt.
His happy cooking dance is my favorite.
Time to hit the bong and see where this goes hahahaha
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Clint and Tanis were feeling generous when they bought the BOY's groceries this week. They let him get raw beef to go with that bacon and Sarenghetto has returned. I'm thinking we're back, toobs.
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Thesumof41is5 said:
Cobra 2.0: return of the Boglim
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Agares said:
Clint and Tanis were feeling generous when they bought the BOY's groceries this week. They let him get raw beef to go with that bacon and Sarenghetto has returned. I'm thinking we're back, toobs.
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It feels like a Clint imposed probation was lifted, with TheBoy™ using the stove top again, full gas burner too.

Stove top privileges returned for completing his 10 month 'don't burn the trailer down with your cigarettes or pipe tobacco' probation, TWU.

Never-Cleaned Grease-Sludge Skillet Boys stock soaring.
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
It feels like a Clint imposed probation was lifted, with TheBoy™ using the stove top again, full gas burner too.

Stove top privileges returned for completing his 10 month 'don't burn the trailer down with your cigarettes or pipe tobacco' probation, TWU.

Never-Cleaned Grease-Sludge Skillet Boys stock soaring.
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“Cast iron skillet” to be precise
it was not, in fact, cast iron
 
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