Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Men, apply what I've taught you in this video and wear some Tactical Soap and don't try to get laid.

Brilliant stuff from TheBoy™ today.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

“Doesnt matter your creed, culture or breed”
Apparently cisgender is now = sissy
That whole video was one big contradiction lol, althought that country song “whiskey farts and diarrhea” was pretty funny.

Edit: oh boy, food hack video is up.. makin a sandwich with no bread
He said sargento right! Then quickly corrected himself to Sarrenghetto, holy shit

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New drunk food hack dropped. Now with more ground beef.

 

[Epikusername4]

sick

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Drunk as shit making a burger on the gas stove in bud light lime and butter, wipin raw beef on his shirt.
His happy cooking dance is my favorite.
Time to hit the bong and see where this goes hahahaha

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wonder how long that beef was rotting away. It is brown, and it is raw. Ground beef should not be that colour. He mashes it in his disgusting filthy hands, and then...... wipes them on his shirt.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n88_MQXvGP0 - archive

I feel so bad for his neighbor that he is now using the gas stove. I will wager before 2026 we will see a fire, and not a little french fry fire, but a no more manufactured bog den chris chan fire. If people are newer to the cobraverse they will not know, Cobra always cooks everything on high, trolls tried to bully him into setting his stove and oven to med/med-high, and he sometimes even pretended to cook things at this temperature. "Decent heat" is boglimeese for burner at max high. His only saving grace might be that he is using the "simmer" burner. (back right burner) Which is purposely smaller as it is supposed to be used for simmering sauces/soups. As it gives out much less heat than the main high or two left medium burners.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Wonder how long that beef was rotting away. It is brown, and it is raw. Ground beef should not be that colour. He mashes it in his disgusting filthy hands, and then...... wipes them on his shirt.
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=n88_MQXvGP0 - archive
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I feel so bad for his neighbor that he is now using the gas stove. I will wager before 2026 we will see a fire, and not a little french fry fire, but a no more manufactured bog den chris chan fire. If people are newer to the cobraverse they will not know, Cobra always cooks everything on high, trolls tried to bully him into setting his stove and oven to med/med-high, and he sometimes even pretended to cook things at this temperature. "Decent heat" is boglimeese for burner at max high.

“But… this one goes up to 11..”

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Drunk as shit making a burger on the gas stove in bud light lime and butter, wipin raw beef on his shirt.
His happy cooking dance is my favorite.
Time to hit the bong and see where this goes hahahaha

Clint and Tanis were feeling generous when they bought the BOY's groceries this week. They let him get raw beef to go with that bacon and Sarenghetto has returned. I'm thinking we're back, toobs.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Clint and Tanis were feeling generous when they bought the BOY's groceries this week. They let him get raw beef to go with that bacon and Sarenghetto has returned. I'm thinking we're back, toobs.

Cobra 2.0: return of the Boglim
Also, i’ve never seen a poverty stove with no timer or clock

 

[somevan712]

Sarenghetto pepper jack cheese spotted:


Mmmmm, appetizing:


Lil bro licks the butter off the knife (again):


Gourmet as fuck, toobz:

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra 2.0: return of the Boglim
Also, i’ve never seen a poverty stove with no timer or clock

They're more common in apartments but it's not like he's ever used a timer with his cooking. My stove is like that so I just use my iPad's timer app.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Cobra 2.0: return of the Boglim

Clint and Tanis were feeling generous when they bought the BOY's groceries this week. They let him get raw beef to go with that bacon and Sarenghetto has returned. I'm thinking we're back, toobs.
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It feels like a Clint imposed probation was lifted, with TheBoy™ using the stove top again, full gas burner too.

Stove top privileges returned for completing his 10 month 'don't burn the trailer down with your cigarettes or pipe tobacco' probation, TWU.

Never-Cleaned Grease-Sludge Skillet Boys stock soaring.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

It feels like a Clint imposed probation was lifted, with TheBoy™ using the stove top again, full gas burner too.

Stove top privileges returned for completing his 10 month 'don't burn the trailer down with your cigarettes or pipe tobacco' probation, TWU.

Never-Cleaned Grease-Sludge Skillet Boys stock soaring.

“Cast iron skillet” to be precise
it was not, in fact, cast iron

 

[Fed Miliband]

Guess he made a few pennies from $uicideboy$/Duckboy/Ruby recently.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

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It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.

Or the crock pot or one of the tripods piling up in his closet.. also i wonder what he uses the electric kettle for.. is he making Cobra Teas?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Fuck the trolls​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-uA-3bJGxw

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[Slim Boglim]

Facebook trolls already seething

Spoiler

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Slint Clonders is the biggest A-log. The guy spends his entire day seething about cobra. Doesn’t seem to have a job or a family to spend time with, or, his obsession with cobra is so deranged that he neglects his family and responsibilities to obsess over a retard in Wyoming. I’m sure if you cross referenced posting styles of the most active a-logs on Reddit and Slint here it would be very easy to figure out his identity.

Anyways, my professional diagnosis is Cobra Derangement Syndrome with a severe case of Asshole with no life (tonight is no exception) and I’ll be prescribing a mandatory 40 hour minimum work week. See you at the glass sorting facility, Slint!

 

[Love Is Blue]

is he making Cobra Teas?

he is 80% bri ish after all

 

[somevan712]

There were so many kino screenshots of Cobra in his videos from today.

COBRA NO, DON'T LICK THE BOTTLE. READ NICK REKIETA's THREAD:

Spoiler: Pictures

DAMN THAT MARLBORO PACK SMELL NICE:


Image dump: