Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Detective Carey]

That fretboard is FILTHY. I'm always impressed he keeps that thing strung. In tune? Well that's a whole different story, but stringing a guitar is probably the most complex hand eye coordination task he's managed to shamble through.

On that note, that recent burger video of him boil frying the ginormous gross patty (and then some bacon) in that foul sauce slop was actually scary.

I'm impressed he hasn't given himself some kind of terrible burn yet over the years of drunk cooking. I'm aware of the classic "STOP" fries video, but for real, drunk cooking is a great way to die in a fire.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I love how he spends the time to explain who Jessica is in that reply. Nal looks like old fat Marilyn Manson.

Not too sound like a nit picky sperg, but Marilyn Manson is looking good these days

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Can we pour one out for Val Kilmer toobz.

The bugchair of gothic dankness must be refreshed from time to time with the girly drinks and ashes of Marlboro NXT's.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

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notice how the E and A strings have muck under them around the 10th fret upwards, because he doesnt play their (cannot even play paranoid, what a chump), but the G, B and high E down on the lower frets are also still caked in grime because he never plays any chords other than 5ths (and badly as well).

You can kinda see his entire playing library in the grime collection vs worn off from actually being played. He rings out a few low notes, the odd power chord, then slide up from the lower, to the middle, then upper strings in the same section of the fretboard as well. Lower for the lower strings, middle for the middle strings, then upper for the high strings where he will slide about and tap for about 6 seconds. This is followed with the "oh my gawd, cobra can shred? yes he can YEAH, ROCK, AWWWW YEAAAAH".

*insert spittle in beard*

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

notice how the E and A strings have muck under them around the 10th fret upwards, because he doesnt play their (cannot even play paranoid, what a chump), but the G, B and high E down on the lower frets are also still caked in grime because he never plays any chords other than 5ths (and badly as well).

You can kinda see his entire playing library in the grime collection vs worn off from actually being played. He rings out a few low notes, the odd power chord, then slide up from the lower, to the middle, then upper strings in the same section of the fretboard as well. Lower for the lower strings, middle for the middle strings, then upper for the high strings where he will slide about and tap for about 6 seconds. This is followed with the "oh my gawd, cobra can shred? yes he can YEAH, ROCK, AWWWW YEAAAAH".

*insert spittle in beard*

Don't forget the traditional Boglim lip flaring while he's noodling. It's a vestigial instinct Josh inherited from the apes we evolved from that found its way into his deep frted DNA. Presumably to attract an of-age mate, but we all saw how that can go south.

 

[Earl of Slander]

frted

I think this is supposed to say fried but I think deep farted is more fitting in Cobe's case.

Edit:
Also in a normal guitarist we would call that stank face, but from now on when Cobes does it I'm going to call it deep-farted face.

 

[biggacracka]

I think this is supposed to say fried but I think deep farted is more fitting in Cobe's case.

I was about to post the same thing!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I think this is supposed to say fried but I think deep farted is more fitting in Cobe's case.

I rest my case.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Mark me late and gay but hasnt cobes gofundme he is allegedly sifoned money out of it. Do anyone feel like that hag witch might have cought wing and wanted some cushy living?....? Its just a throery

Wowza sorry everyone I must have posted this after taking my sleeping medication I dont even remember posting this. I sound like a redditor.

 

[Statix_Shark]

When the Wendy's baconator's effluvium hits the nostrils, haha yessth toobz

 

[Big Nasty]

The funny thing is that he was actually better at playing keyboard than guitar, I think. But playing keyboard wasn't a good look for a Gothic bad boy cowboy Rockstar from hell.

 

[transmissionzero]

The funny thing is that he was actually better at playing keyboard than guitar, I think. But playing keyboard wasn't a good look for a Gothic bad boy cowboy Rockstar from hell.

Which is kind of hilarious, given how many goth bands have synths/keyboards in them.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

The funny thing is that he was actually better at playing keyboard than guitar, I think. But playing keyboard wasn't a good look for a Gothic bad boy cowboy Rockstar from hell.

I wonder if anyone's ever sent Josh a keytaur. That's some primo gaudy 80s shit he'd love if you painted it properly(i.e. green and black).

 

[Acceptable]

His brain fog has gotten so bad and his processing time is getting slower and slower. He literally has moments where he fucking buffers and lags out. Pretty soon his ability to play anything will be gone.

I do wish he would do a guitar hero stream, that would be funny

 

[cugel]

Corba really has a high income and noting he has to spend it on so it would be interesting if he bought anything else then booze and food. Like a switch instead of just playing gta, he used to buy stuff like the shotgun, but he is just too into the drink.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

When the Wendy's baconator's effluvium hits the nostrils, haha yessth toobz

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[deadson]

Corba really has a high income and noting he has to spend it on so it would be interesting if he bought anything else then booze and food. Like a switch instead of just playing gta, he used to buy stuff like the shotgun, but he is just too into the drink.

Most of it goes to chaturbate, and the last physical thing he bought was a bell for Ozzy. Don't think he shipped it tho.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

I'd like to see Cobra wasted tearing around town on an e-bike with the speed limiter removed.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I do wish he would do a guitar hero stream, that would be funny

Now I want to watch a Cobes vs. CWC Guitar Hero battle.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I'd like to see Cobra wasted tearing around town on an e-bike with the speed limiter removed.

an e-bike would be perfect for him as well given how lazy he has become he wont even have to peddle. sometimes i wonder what sort of antics cobes would have gotten into if he could drive. would he get a giant bell for the roof?