Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Does anyone else have a wish list of things they wish Cobra would do? My list goes as follows:

1. Go to the dentist and get those teeth pulled and/or fixed. It's been said a million times but those tooth infections have the potential to kill him.
2. Stop or seriously cut down on drinking. He needs to do something like sober October at the bare minimum.
3. Get out and ride bike more. This would help him lose weight and save money on door dash, it's also just all around good for him.
4. Live stream more. He used to live stream so much more, but really this is the fault of people constantly sending him shit and fucking with him when he was live. Then again if going live causes massive issues every time it might be for the best that he mainly makes videos now.

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I want him to get back into weightlifting because I think it would improve his self-esteem and depression, but most of all I want him to go back to working on his novel.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Does anyone else have a wish list of things they wish Cobra would do? My list goes as follows:

1. Go to the dentist and get those teeth pulled and/or fixed. It's been said a million times but those tooth infections have the potential to kill him.
2. Stop or seriously cut down on drinking. He needs to do something like sober October at the bare minimum.
3. Get out and ride bike more. This would help him lose weight and save money on door dash, it's also just all around good for him.
4. Live stream more. He used to live stream so much more, but really this is the fault of people constantly sending him shit and fucking with him when he was live. Then again if going live causes massive issues every time it might be for the best that he mainly makes videos now.

Do you guys think I missed anything?
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5: live in a group home
 
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GameratePTSD said:
I want him to get back into weightlifting because I think it would improve his self-esteem and depression, but most of all I want him to go back to working on his novel.
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Was he ever that into weightlifting? My understanding is that he had a couple dumbbells that he occasionally did curls with. Still, that's better than nothing.
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5: live in a group home
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Wouldn't that require him getting a job? He struggled to preform simple tasks at Wendy's, and he seems way slower in the head now. Do they have retard jobs in Casper? He could always sort glass.
 
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I adore this little SSRI zombie. The episodes on bullying are hilarious, really huge "WHO'S LN?!" vibes.
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A few days ago she made a community post about “communication guidelines” on her channel (there aren’t any that I can see). And threatens to BLOCK people who do not abide.

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I then noticed that she deleted EVERY JoshSaunders69 comment on her videos. This person would write “hey mom” “love you mom” and “I’m a gay little wizard!!!” In various assortments.

Maybe a year ago she made a video titled “harassment and bullying” and she addresses people calling her “mom” saying that’s okay.

It looks like JoshSaunders69 laid the final straw that broke the camels back, 500 “mom” comments too many.

I was almost sure that this lady is in fact the Prometheus to our CobraMorph, and now I am absolutely certain.

I don’t condone trolling this lady however it’s pretty much affirmed now she is Josh’s mom in my opinion.

Love you mom!
 
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So I was wondering what the end-game of Jessica is pretending to be in Casper because not even Josh cares, but I get it. She's just scamming money out of her buddy trolls because they think she's stranded and she's probably promising them that she'll go knock on his door or some shit for content.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Does anyone else have a wish list of things they wish Cobra would do? My list goes as follows:

1. Go to the dentist and get those teeth pulled and/or fixed. It's been said a million times but those tooth infections have the potential to kill him.
2. Stop or seriously cut down on drinking. He needs to do something like sober October at the bare minimum.
3. Get out and ride bike more. This would help him lose weight and save money on door dash, it's also just all around good for him.
4. Live stream more. He used to live stream so much more, but really this is the fault of people constantly sending him shit and fucking with him when he was live. Then again if going live causes massive issues every time it might be for the best that he mainly makes videos now.

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1. Start playing more vidya (especially world of warcraft, the loops about arthas would be so fuckign funny)
2. Start canning/pickling things
3. Ride bike (weather permitting)
4. Go to therapy for his OCD
5. Start making more wands
 
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Wonder who he is talking about.
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"One of my former friends would talk about one of my other friends behind their back."
"When you have people who are nothing but drama in your life, you have to cut them out."
"I've seen this person do some pretty fucked up shit."
"They guilt trip their own family and then talk shit behind their back."
"The person I talked to, I've known for many years. I've hung out with them."
"This has nothing to do with her family. His family. They/Them. Whatever."

That's Alex "Warlord" Campbell.

Alex has strained relationships with family due to his drug abuse, illicit activities and lack of responsibility for being a father. Alex is also pretty cavalier about just firing off on anybody because he's pretty emotionally unstable and he doesn't care much for the consequences (Hence why he gets caught stealing cars and attacking his ex.) He also habitually lies to peoples faces. He garners some sympathy from family because a lot of that comes from his mental disorders but there's one person who's friends with Cobra who both hates Alex, Alex hates him and is related to Alex. Can anyone venture a guess?

Hint: They are a main character. They are cousins.
 
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Merlin Manson said:
A few days ago she made a community post about “communication guidelines” on her channel (there aren’t any that I can see). And threatens to BLOCK people who do not abide.

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I then noticed that she deleted EVERY JoshSaunders69 comment on her videos. This person would write “hey mom” “love you mom” and “I’m a gay little wizard!!!” In various assortments.

Maybe a year ago she made a video titled “harassment and bullying” and she addresses people calling her “mom” saying that’s okay.

It looks like JoshSaunders69 laid the final straw that broke the camels back, 500 “mom” comments too many.

I was almost sure that this lady is in fact the Prometheus to our CobraMorph, and now I am absolutely certain.

I don’t condone trolling this lady however it’s pretty much affirmed now she is Josh’s mom in my opinion.

Love you mom!
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Funny you say this because I haven’t seen the JoshSaunders69 guy in lolcowtubers’ comments going, “I’M A GAY LITTLE WIZARD!!!” in a hot minute.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Does anyone else have a wish list of things they wish Cobra would do? My list goes as follows:

1. Go to the dentist and get those teeth pulled and/or fixed. It's been said a million times but those tooth infections have the potential to kill him.
2. Stop or seriously cut down on drinking. He needs to do something like sober October at the bare minimum.
3. Get out and ride bike more. This would help him lose weight and save money on door dash, it's also just all around good for him.
4. Live stream more. He used to live stream so much more, but really this is the fault of people constantly sending him shit and fucking with him when he was live. Then again if going live causes massive issues every time it might be for the best that he mainly makes videos now.

Do you guys think I missed anything?
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5. I want to see him play that ps3 copy of Dark souls 2 he has had kicking around for forever. That would be funny as fuck.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Does anyone else have a wish list of things they wish Cobra would do? My list goes as follows:

1. Go to the dentist and get those teeth pulled and/or fixed. It's been said a million times but those tooth infections have the potential to kill him.
2. Stop or seriously cut down on drinking. He needs to do something like sober October at the bare minimum.
3. Get out and ride bike more. This would help him lose weight and save money on door dash, it's also just all around good for him.
4. Live stream more. He used to live stream so much more, but really this is the fault of people constantly sending him shit and fucking with him when he was live. Then again if going live causes massive issues every time it might be for the best that he mainly makes videos now.

Do you guys think I missed anything?
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My uncle (no tooth pain but doesn't take care of them) just went to the dentist for the first time in 20 years and they recommended every tooth be pulled (every tooth was pulled). Imagine what a dentist would recommend to someone like Cobes who is actively in pain.
 
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Cranjis McBasketball said:
Wouldn't that require him getting a job? He struggled to preform simple tasks at Wendy's, and he seems way slower in the head now. Do they have retard jobs in Casper? He could always sort glass.
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He struggled with the sweet and unsweet teas at Wendy's. Sorting three types of glass is inconceivable.
 
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