Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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chimpSculpture said:
What the fuck is this nasty shit?
Why's no one mentioning the nudes that were included in the care-package? He opens them immediately on camera.

"Purdy lady pics inside", I think the drawing of the boobs is what caught his attention. lol
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URL of where these were brought from on the envelope? Hopefully they're all pictures of "of age", non-related, cis-gendered, ALIVE goth females.
phoenix-adult-photos.myshopify.com
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The fan-made YouTube subscribers Play Button is cute
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Yea, that was weird.. i think he opened it all on camera to somehow prove he simultaneously has real fans, but that he knew the play button was fake, and show off the facts he got nudes- he didnt seem surprised, he did mention he opened some stuff outside just in case it had a glitter bomb in it
 
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Big Nasty said:
Also it's fascinating that before livestreaming and YouTube existed, drunkards like Cobes had to contend with standing outside of convenience stores and holler at people passing by.
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It's exactly what he used to do. You can see it in the trapped doc, he would hang around the dumpsters with homeless crackheads drinking during the day and the crazy panhandlers. Except he is the one who was hollered at.
 
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Apparently Clint is an "intimacy choreographer" whatever the fuck that is.

Sicko nips.webp
 
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NoosJunki said:
Maybe if you coordinated intimacy better with whoever Cobes' mom was you wouldn't have a wetbrain peanuthead do-over son who ate paint chips as a kid, Papa Nips
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cobra is a gift and the one good thing papa nips did we dont like callus troles here pal. even though he has wetbrain looks like a swamp creature and has pica doesnt mean hes a sexy gothic bad boy rocking out doing his best. try empathy next time before you become a sicko

fuck rape fuck suicide
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Genetic/generic has genuinely ruined me a little. I've caught myself swapping them, and it won't even be about Mountain Dew.
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Could be worse. I started pronouncing literally the way NAL does to be a jackass and annoy my friend. That was all fun and games, but now I don't think I can say it right anymore.

I don't even know how to spell it. You say lid, and then kind of randomly flail your tongue until you find a Y to end on.
 
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Earl of Slander said:
Could be worse. I started pronouncing literally the way NAL does to be a jackass and annoy my friend. That was all fun and games, but now I don't think I can say it right anymore.

I don't even know how to spell it. You say lid, and then kind of randomly flail your tongue until you find a Y to end on.
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i say internet the way cwc does lol, lolcows fuck up your speech pretty crazy how common it is
 
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