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That the 80% british side of him, he just can’t shake the metric system
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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He's definitely on something. His motor skills seem better than the stiff limbed scarecrow he'd been for a while now, he's talking faster and seemed to be mostly sober (compared to his normal baseline). That and he ate hot food and didn't cover it in doritos and snails etc. Lack of booze immediately present is odd too.
Either Clint finally managed to get him on some SSRIs or aderall or whorelord has gotten him on something. Or, my skygod the boy is healing somehow.
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«I might have been born last night, but I wasn’t born yesterday»
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Doesn’t show any of the shit. Hahaha our boy really knows how to string us along and keep us hanging on for part 2
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Man, Cobe's drinking and diet has finally caught up with his metabolism. He now has a noticeable gunt instead of his perennial skinny-fat paunch.
Related quote: the only thing I didn't like about Jafar was when he touched Jasmine without her consent.
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Better not be out here with more cake than a bakery, BOY!
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“I’ll show you drunk.”
“I don’t expect my family to worship the ground i walk on.”
ARE YOU HAPPY?! YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANNNTEDDD!
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Sasha is going to be eating GOOD
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Jafar was a sicko and that’s the ONLY thing he did wrong, troles.
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One of my personal favorites is his meltdown with the cigarette roller.
ROLL THE CIGARETTE PLEASSSEEEEEE
OH YOU WANNA ROLL A CIGARETTE? THAT'S TOO GODAMN BADDDD
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If you need a Cobes quote to introduce to a newbie, may I suggest the Warm Walnuts edit from The Walnut Grove?
Edit: The Smooth Santa one from King Cobra Animated is a close second for me. I wish that channel was still active.
RE: the fan mail video, nice, a vest pocket pipe. Now someone just needs to send the boy a vest to keep it in, bring back that extremely professional look. Those Tijuana Mamma wieners are probably a poor choice though, one of this is like all the salt you need for a day and them some. Not that that'd stop the boy but still.
Edit: The Smooth Santa one from King Cobra Animated is a close second for me. I wish that channel was still active.
RE: the fan mail video, nice, a vest pocket pipe. Now someone just needs to send the boy a vest to keep it in, bring back that extremely professional look. Those Tijuana Mamma wieners are probably a poor choice though, one of this is like all the salt you need for a day and them some. Not that that'd stop the boy but still.
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"LIQUIFICATION. Every generation gets liquified to some degree."
It's "weather permittable".
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What the fuck is this nasty shit?
Why's no one mentioning the nudes that were included in the care-package? He opens them immediately on camera.
"Purdy lady pics inside", I think the drawing of the boobs is what caught his attention. lol
URL of where these were brought from on the envelope? Hopefully they're all pictures of "of age", non-related, cis-gendered, ALIVE goth females.
phoenix-adult-photos.myshopify.com
The fan-made YouTube subscribers Play Button is cute
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"When's the paper gonna go between the roller!? EUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"
Anyone got an original clip of that?