Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Crunkle]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

"Weather permitting" has to be the best because you can slip it in at the end of each sentence and it works in almost every scenario.

 

[semitooth]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

i've spent several years being patriotic

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

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"Weather permitting" has to be the best because you can slip it in at the end of each sentence and it works in almost every scenario.

i like this one
it gonna be either this one or the tweet about him cutting his sex doll probably
anyway thank you

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

I'M SICK OF IT

 

[Smegward]

What the heck is going on with the boy? He went from talking like the DMV Sloth from that rabbit movie to barking at 2x his baseline speed in the last couple of videos.

I seriously wonder if homedad Clint has got him on adderall or if he's in the first couple weeks of adjusting to an SSRI regimen. We haven't seen him behave like this in months, maybe years.

He's energetic, agitated, and fast talking Cobra now, I'd say in his post-Courtney panel (fuck that bitch) comments-off stream he was more delusional than what he is typically.

he sounded a bit like dale gribble when he got mad on that courtney panel.
does anyone have a clip of that time when he talked about how he'd eat a cobra to get closer to his spirit animal or something?

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

"SUCK MY ASSHOLE!"

KISS MY ASBURGERS

 

[PetiteFeet]

Yes! thank you

 

[chimpSculpture]

When he puts the phone down at :30 and it starts slipping before it stops I actually thought for a second he edited in a pan before I figured out what happened. Shook me to my core.

His phone's so greasy it slips and slides around, from it's own weight.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

A personal favorite and one I quote a lot is "thank Satan no one was harmed". Runner up would be "it's going to take me awhile to get back into the swing of eating Doritos".

 

[Crunkle]

Also, "no skin off my shoes" is peak Cobra to me. Five words have rarely described the intelligence, wit, memory and overall character of one man.

He's used it many times over the years so I think he actually believes it's 'shoes'.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

I'LL SMOKE YOU... TIL YOU'RE DEEAAAD!!!

Edit I also like Hold the Phone Sylvester Stallone

 

[Harold Penisman]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

There was one that was stuck in my head for a while. I think he was attempting to make biscuts and gravy. And he says "I messed up the gravy, it turned into bread."

That or the numerous times he pours like a quarter of a handle of vodka into a drink combo and says, "it's got a bite to it."

 

[Umaibae]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

I’LL SMOKE YOU ‘TILL YOU’RE DEAD was my pick, but “the gravy became bread” is something that I’ve said for a long time lol.

 

[Potion_Time]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

"FUCK MY ASSHOLE TROLL'S!"

*Glitter immediately explodes in his face*

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

 

[Harold Penisman]

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This one fucks with me hard. Because every time I find myself talking about Gilbert Gottfried I have to consciously check myself to make sure I don't say "Gobred Gilfred". It's a actual memetic mind virus.

 

[ASeabear8952]

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You beat me to it! GODDAMN IIIIIT!!!

This one fucks with me hard. Because every time I find myself talking about Gilbert Gottfried I have to consciously check myself to make sure I don't say "Gobred Gilfred". It's an actual memetic mind virus.

Every time I hear Gilbert Gottfried’s name “Gobread Gilfred Biago” always pops in my head.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

On his beaten hat/cig meltdown stream when he passes out you hear him scream twice from the kitchen..
“I DON’T NEE ANEH FOOD!”
“I DON’T NEEED.. ANNNEH FOOOOOOO!”
Gets me in the gut every time.

 

[Urgunt]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

"FUCK MY ASSHOLE, TROLLS"

 

[Jimmy snipes]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him

I'm about 5'9.....6 ft
Boi thinks there's 10 inches in a foot hahaha, he's said it multiple times