Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There is no way he doesn't 'hack' his food when they get him a meal. He's probably sloshing beer, asking for extra bacon, and generally making a nuisance of himself to the staff.
I remember a clip of him and Clunt joking around with parmesan cheese, with Tannis in the background begging for Josh to turn off the camera because they're having a nice family dinner. I wanna say it was during one of the family vacations to a water park buuuuuut I'm not 100% on that and don't have the clip on hand I'm lazy, kiss my assburgers trole
That's about the closest thing I've seen of Josh enjoying a regular meal but also absolutely having to 'hack' it, if a pretty mild example of a foodhack.
 
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Go ahead, trole. Prease take day off!
 
I had to check that this stream wasn't accidentally on 2x speed. He is talking so fast in this bogchron.

This is some of the angriest Cobes has been in awhile. Someone in Bog Chron’s comments noted the parallels to the DTTS days.


And new Cobraism at 17:25: “Rachel Ziglar” (Rachel Zegler)

28:08 another one "Gerred Fogeler" (Jared Fogle).
 
I remember a clip of him and Clunt joking around with parmesan cheese, with Tannis in the background begging for Josh to turn off the camera because they're having a nice family dinner. I wanna say it was during one of the family vacations to a water park buuuuuut I'm not 100% on that and don't have the clip on hand I'm lazy, kiss my assburgers trole
That's about the closest thing I've seen of Josh enjoying a regular meal but also absolutely having to 'hack' it, if a pretty mild example of a foodhack.
Classic Cobra cinema. Mel Brooks and Scorsese couldn't write and direct anything this kino. It's like watching two parents try to have a meal while their kid acts like a snotnose little shit. One's completely given up with the other seething in silence while the kid does whatever he wants. Emptying the shakers, opening all the sweeteners, playing with the food, shouting obscenities.
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ABSOLUTE CINEMA
 
I'm sure early epic bacon mealtime yotube had a bearing on him but he's still consuming gross nontent.
i never really thought about it but his entire diet is essentially just what they used to do on epic meal time combined with the exact same amount of alcohol if not more. did he ever get into putting fruit roll ups and those candy bacon strips onto things? i bet he loved those bacon sodas people used to sell back in the day too.
 
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