Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Speak of the devil. I was at the grocery store awhile ago and the bacon ranch they had on the shelf reminded me of Cobes, then lo and behold he slops his calzone in it.

 

[AnOminous]

Speak of the devil. I was at the grocery store awhile ago and the bacon ranch they had on the shelf reminded me of Cobes, then lo and behold he slops his calzone in it.

That's probably the least bizarre thing he's ever made. The ranch is disgusting and the hot sauce pretty inappropriate, but they're at least within the realm of normal pleb food. I was actually considering buying exactly that calzone earlier but they had two flavors and neither had riccotta cheese.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

I kind of felt like Cobes when i got sideye yesterday ordering a sub.. Meatball on sesame, provolone and mozzarrela, banana peppers, black olives, and hot sauce, but damn is it good.

 

[fukkit]

Hes manic as fuck TMDWU

 

[Your Landlord]

I kind of felt like Cobes when i got sideye yesterday ordering a sub.. Meatball on sesame, provolone and mozzarrela, banana peppers, black olives, and hot sauce, but damn is it good.

That's a perfectly normal order; get a whole lot of oregano and black pepper on it next time.

That's probably the least bizarre thing he's ever made. The ranch is disgusting and the hot sauce pretty inappropriate, but they're at least within the realm of normal pleb food. I was actually considering buying exactly that calzone earlier but they had two flavors and neither had riccotta cheese.

Notice that the bacon ranch seems sort of "separated" with the brown oil near the top. He's either left that out for days, been slurping it straight from the bottle, or both.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Hes manic as fuck TMDWU

What the heck is going on with the boy? He went from talking like the DMV Sloth from that rabbit movie to barking at 2x his baseline speed in the last couple of videos.

I seriously wonder if homedad Clint has got him on adderall or if he's in the first couple weeks of adjusting to an SSRI regimen. We haven't seen him behave like this in months, maybe years.

He's energetic, agitated, and fast talking Cobra now, I'd say in his post-Courtney panel (fuck that bitch) comments-off stream he was more delusional than what he is typically.

 

[fukkit]

He's energetic, agitated, and fast talking Cobra now, I'd say in his post-Courtney panel (fuck that bitch) comments-off stream he was more delusional than what he is typically.

It happens as part of his cycle

 

[vanta pilled]

After who knows how long of New Cobes, we're getting back Classic Cobes with the Cradle of Filth shirt, food hacks, and talking at normal speed.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hes manic as fuck TMDWU

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There is no way he didn't get at least a few hairs in that bite. Looking like a Brute from Halo 2.

Ok maybe a Brute who had a few of his fangs knocked out during his military career with the Covenant.

 

[DocHoliday]

There is no way he didn't get at least a few hairs in that bite. Looking like a Brute from Halo 2.
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Ok maybe a Brute who had a few of his fangs knocked out during his military career with the Covenant.

This Brute has the face of Puffers and the facial hair of Josh. Yessssth

 

[Thesumof41is5]

That's a perfectly normal order; get a whole lot of oregano and black pepper on it next time.

I do like both, i just don’t think they were used to the black olive/banana pepper combo, for some reason no one i know likes either, let alone both haha

 

[Umaibae]

wyoming food looks magically meek

I miss the days when food from Frosty’s and the Office would be posted on the sub and we’d all recoil at the Sysco slop horrors.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This Brute has the face of Puffers and the facial hair of Josh. Yessssth

"The Prophets would never lie to us, doodt. Get hidden from my pack"

 

[Pattern Noticer]

New food and drink review

https://youtu.be/lsx_f2b5GM0

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He's eating straight out the microwave instead of letting it cool down? Have we achieved total mouth nerve death?
Is steak and four cheese better than four meat and cheeeeeese?

 

[Potion_Time]

Hes manic as fuck TMDWU

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A true early 19th century classic. Boglim devouring his son. From Francisco Goya's little known collection of "gawth paintings".

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
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[Merlin Manson]

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THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

 

[Big Nasty]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
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"SUCK MY ASSHOLE!"

 

[GameratePTSD]

Guys i have come to you in the time of great need
i need best KingCobra quote
it needs to be short, funny, and what best describes him