Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’m boycotting Subway for this. I could deal with the Jared situation but going after Cobra is too far.

Time to put Subway on blast. This is straight up boglimphobia.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Well, someone is losing their job. Hope it was worth it, reddit NIGGERS.

 

[Levi]

Picture; a conspiracy of Subway the franchise plus it's employees (goons) becoming the new unlikely trolling group. Sounds like something of schizoprenic comedy.

 

[Epikusername4]

holy shit this is the best cobra video since aaron died

 

[clipartfan92]

https://youtu.be/wM2mzAWvZQ8?si=_xMpSm1ypxk-gcDF

Spoiler: Archive

Subway messed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM2mzAWvZQ8 (archive.ph)(PreserveTube)(720p catbox.moe archive.org)

 

[Sugriva]

I'm dying here. There's nearly an entire minute of Cobes reading all the bullshit he put on his sandwich.

 

['Ole Dente]

Uh oh.

https://youtu.be/wM2mzAWvZQ8?si=_xMpSm1ypxk-gcDF

Subway finally exacts it’s revenge for Cobra endorsing their products while Scotty and his baby mama have a domestic violence dispute on his property.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Subway finally exacts it’s revenge for Cobra endorsing their products while Scotty and his baby mama have a domestic violence dispute on his property.

SINGLE LIFEEEEEEEE

 

[DocHoliday]

There is no way that that sandwich doesn't have some spit in it. He has eaten far worse, though.

 

[cobra fucker]

Honestly even if NAL is a drug addict degen that seems pretty accurate for someone who drinks gallons of sugary alcohol and eats day old garbage food. Im honestly surprised he hasnt had worse symptoms from all of it aside from his teeth, I dont even think he drinks water.

If he so much as brushed his teeth once every few months, his teeth would still exist. They'd be fucked, but they wouldn't be gone. I think he literally never, ever brushes them.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Don’t think his love of peaches goes any deeper than it hides the taste of alcohol well. His hangovers have got to be rough with all the sugar he consumes. Probably drinks to just avoid them

Actually, trole, he drinks cuz it's the rockstar badass midwestern gothic rockstar gothic cowboy from Hell who smells good and is a YouTube celebrity gothic rockstar... fuck man, I can't keep up the bit. It's getting the least bit harrowing these days, ain't it 'toobs?

 

[Potion_Time]

I’m boycotting Subway for this. I could deal with the Jared situation but going after Cobra is too far.

Doesn't Subway know that it's illegal to bully an autistic? The fact that Subway are being troles just shows that Cobra rules their pathetic lives.

 

['Ole Dente]

SINGLE LIFEEEEEEEE

Whenever some shit happens at work with female employees having some fucking tiff I regularly look at my boss who watches Cobra and say

“this is why i love single life, facebook”

never ceases to make tense moments really funny ones and that’s how Cobra brings mirth to my difficult life. Stuff gets fucked up at work and you say “It’s the weekend dood” and other employees are like “dude it’s monday.” Makes it so much funnier.

 

[slungus22]

he can wipe his own butt, toobs.

 

[Hennimore]

"I do not partake in the wearing of such items. I'm a big boy, I can use the potty by myself and I can wipe my own butt thank you very much."

I know glass tapping is bad but holy shit, this has to be one of the funniest things to happen in years.

 

[Booby Jones]

lol what is it with him and peach flavored shit? is it the whole peaches evoke buttocks thing?

Artificial peach is the STINKIEST and GROSSEST artificial fruit chemical known to man. It's quintessential boglimcore to be attracted to it like how normal people are attracted to something like cherry, lemon, or apple. Casper is only standing because he doesn't have access to durian flavored schnapps.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Whenever some shit happens at work with female employees having some fucking tiff I regularly look at my boss who watches Cobra and say

“this is why i love single life, facebook”

never ceases to make tense moments really funny ones and that’s how Cobra brings mirth to my difficult life. Stuff gets fucked up at work and you say “It’s the weekend dood” and other employees are like “dude it’s monday.” Makes it so much funnier.

Cobes brings nothing but joy to the world, hopefully the troles never manage to nuke his house or whatever they're trying to do.

 

[niggers]

that looks like it says 'dipper', not diaper. i dont know if thats the boy being illiterate or the subway trole being illiterate.

i cant believe he can think to himself 'huh i guess someone who works there wants to troll me, that sucks' and then he just eats the sandwich. dog, you just said a troll was working there, that could be a cum sandwich that you paid 30 bucks for.

and then he talks about being too pussy to leave the house for groceries. cobes is somehow simultaneously the most paranoid and least aware person ever.

 

[Hennimore]

that looks like it says 'dipper', not diaper. i dont know if thats the boy being illiterate or the subway trole being illiterate.

i cant believe he can think to himself 'huh i guess someone who works there wants to troll me, that sucks' and then he just eats the sandwich. dog, you just said a troll was working there, that could be a cum sandwich that you paid 30 bucks for.

and then he talks about being too pussy to leave the house for groceries. cobes is somehow simultaneously the most paranoid and least aware person ever.

Josh is either making a big deal out of a note that was intended to be playful or the Subway glass tapper has no fucking clue how to spell diaper, both of these outcomes make this entire situation even funnier.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

It always grosses me out since the vast majority of peach flavoring is absolutely disgusting IMO. The fruit itself is not half bad though. Wonder if he has ever had real peaches?

you've never had a ripe, juicy, two napkin peach? As an American I've had the luxury a few times. Decent fruit is very rare in my part of the world.