Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That Guy Who Likes The Chili said:
I think a lot of the problems with modern diagnosis of these new illnesses is they always just seem to stop at the diagnosis.

Just "OK you have X syndrome" then you just go home and use your new diagnosis as a get out of jail free card to be an asshole.

It used to be step one was diagnosing the problem, then once you acknowledged it, you were supposed to take steps to stop having the problem. Somewhere along the line normalcy stopped being the goal.
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You're trying to tell me that a field with a strong jewish influence doesn't push an actual solution? Get the fuck outta here.
 
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like a buddy troll planning a scenario in which they say the trolls are gonna come to her house and try to kill and rape her in order to get Cobes to talk to her
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as if being some discord buddy troll wasnt enough of an indicator of being 55 iq, this plan is grade A retarded.

"i know, ill fabricate rape and murder threats! josh will surely react quickly and rush me back into his life! im sure he wont drunkenly ignore the messages for 8 days and then make a 30 second mention of it while frying up his 50th spam sandwich"

whoever is talking to NAL, i hope she gets you like she got homeboy aaron.
 
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GameratePTSD said:
Boy looks straight outta Discworld.
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That's why he's still alive. Narrative causality. The tropes of the genre dictate that he live on to puzzle dentists, psychiatrists and other assorted medical professionals, so he will not die. His story has not yet reached its climax, so no infection will do him in quite yet.
He may croak stupidly and quickly if his passing provides a sufficiently funny punchline to somebody's joke, though. Kind of like when Jersh said on MATI that Dragoneer the furry pornsite admin could die at any moment, only to wake up the very next day to news of the furry's passing.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
lol what is it with him and peach flavored shit? is it the whole peaches evoke buttocks thing? 🍑
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Ever since he found that peach Busch that one time, he has been all about peach booze. He hates the taste of alcohol, so the peach Busch was a perfect mix of sweetness. Being a Busch beer, I bet he thinks that makes it manly or some shit. Lol
 
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Education is my Preoccupation the boy loves his math TWU
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Btw he's unironically staring to look like that edit of him with a face app fattened mug on top of Nal in sweat pants.
 
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Prince Alexander said:
lol what is it with him and peach flavored shit? is it the whole peaches evoke buttocks thing? 🍑
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It always grosses me out since the vast majority of peach flavoring is absolutely disgusting IMO. The fruit itself is not half bad though. Wonder if he has ever had real peaches?
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Don’t think his love of peaches goes any deeper than it hides the taste of alcohol well. His hangovers have got to be rough with all the sugar he consumes. Probably drinks to just avoid them
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One of the darkest things in the cobraverse I’ve ever heard was NAL’s description of Josh’s morning routine.

Apparently, he wakes up groaning in pain goes and throws up then cries in agony because of his kidneys/liver and stomach hurting.

After collecting himself, he proceeds to pour a drink and starts getting drunk immediately.

What is worse about this revelation is that when NAL described it she was not in a manic state and was, by all observable measures, sober.

It was post FINAL breakup, after the initial wave of anger/ despair when she had settled down for a week or two.

I know she’s an unreliable narrator but when she described this there was no ulterior motive. She didn’t exaggerate or add absurd details, she wasn’t screeching, slurring or tweaking out. She was just talking candidly about the state of bog.

I’m guessing it varies day by day but at least when she was there and he was dealing with her presence, and in times of stress, the situation can become quite macabre.

TMDNWU
 
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Mister Uno said:
It always grosses me out since the vast majority of peach flavoring is absolutely disgusting IMO. The fruit itself is not half bad though. Wonder of he has ever had real peaches?
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There is a video where a troll told him they would pay him $100 if he ate a fresh peach and called his Dad and told him he loved him.
 
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