Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ravier Xavenblood said:
New dethawed shrimp food hack just dropped. Just another Sunday Funday in the Bog-den. Not even 2 minutes in and he's already slurping that cocktail sauce.
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What's up with his right hand? Looking naasty as fuck yootooob. It wasn't nearly this bad in his latest rant video.
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'Ole Dente said:
A lot of those guys were poo touchers. They spent their time in Skype groups trying to do interviews with him and, later on, spent their time in discord groups sharing pictures of his asshole and combing through the intimate details of his life. A good portion of them, almost all of them, were subreddit jannys ffs.
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Two things, first you're equating the loudest voices, and by that i mean the retards that were calling his workplace due to two particular youtube retards, to the average viewer who were not involved but watching because he was funny. They were absolutely called out when they pulled their gay ass shit.

Secondly, you're blinded by current cobra communities and getting mixed up. Yeah there was a group of people from when josh had his youtube taken who were malicious and came into watching him and fucking about with him, but they were the other side of the coin and the majority were from /b/. The people I'm talking about that I can speak on were absolutely not In discords or in anyway associated with the gay reddits or the private groups.
 
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CheesyBoy said:
Are those bruises or just dirt? Has he been punching something dirty?
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If he punched something hard enough to break the skin, the blood would eventually congeal into that nasty brown color over time - Dried blood in particular goes that horrible brown color easily. If it had scabbed over, we would be seeing a dark purple with a white-brown whorl from my limited memory of the time I busted my knuckles. Somehow, I doubt Cobra treats his wounds with rubbing alcohol. Or it's just something gross, but my money's on untreated knuckle cuts. He's also punching with his whole fist if so, and that's not exactly common either - Most of the time you'll see one or two knuckles bruised because that's all that actually makes contact.

Better not get a skin infection BOY!
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If he punched something hard enough to break the skin, the blood would eventually congeal into that nasty brown color over time - Dried blood in particular goes that horrible brown color easily. Somehow, I doubt Cobra treats his wounds with rubbing alcohol. Or it's just something gross, but my money's on untreated knuckle cuts.

Better not get a skin infection BOY!
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He didn't mention or seem to have any hand pain, so if he punched something, it wasn't hard enough to fracture or break a bone. It does look like he scraped the skin off somehow, as there appears to be a raised ring around the marks, suggesting missing skin.

Better not lose a fight to a wall, BOY.
 
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Jesus Christ, what's with his constant drooling in this video? He's spitting up like a baby.
CheesyBoy said:
Are those bruises or just dirt? Has he been punching something dirty?
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I think he's been fishing for cigarette butts out of ashtrays again and hasn't washed his hands. It looks like dirt, but before they were dirty they were definitely red.
 
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I never bought into the whole 'pills' stories that occasionally I'd see. But he does get so fucked up every now and then and it's not booze I tihnk. He slurs, breathes super heavy, and just seems sluggish. One of his pork ribs videos has him at this peak condition. He could just be super drunk but it always struck me as something else.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I never bought into the whole 'pills' stories that occasionally I'd see. But he does get so fucked up every now and then and it's not booze I tihnk. He slurs, breathes super heavy, and just seems sluggish. One of his pork ribs videos has him at this peak condition. He could just be super drunk but it always struck me as something else.
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Good chance it's weed.
 
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Crosspost from the NAL thread:
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Jessica Messica posted a video of note today. It shows that after the second visit NAL was selling pictures of Cobes while he was incapacitated and she and what looks like a buddy troll planning a scenario in which they say the trolls are gonna come to her house and try to kill and rape her in order to get Cobes to talk to her.

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