Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I always assume his extra sloppy behavior is just Wernicke-Korsakoff doing it's thang. Yeah I know he had the duster arc and he's lucky he didn't die from that, but when it comes to the whole secret pills + booze theory I'm skeptical how often that's really occuring. I feel like if the boy was mixing like that with any regularity he'd just go into a coma and asphyxiate and we wouldn't be this far long into the whole affair.

The symptoms for wetbrain all seem to match his behavior when he's extra sideways and drooling, and being afflicted by it would line up with both his atrocious eating habits and drinking habits that have been extensively documented on camera alone, aside from whatever extra drinking/shitty eating he gets up to off camera.

Get the boy some vitamin B1 supplements, maybe convince him they're goth as fuck somehow. (Vampires need extra vitamins to survive in the regular world, haha yeth).
 
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Crowns have their compass-length of days their date-
Triumphs their tomb-felicity, her fate-
Of nought but earth can earth make us partaker,
But knowledge makes a KingCobra most like his Maker.
Holy shit is his beard ever disgusting and weird. He needs to shave it ASAP if he ever wants to end the current (1 year+) dryspell.
 
have ya'll seen the state of his dented up fridge? Random hand wounds is par for the course. Bro broke a fucking door and I guess Clint is A-okay with it
Got any recent screenshots of that? At this rate hes going to fuck up his hands from punching that fridges door with his rings and retard strength. Someone needs to get the BOY a custom black and green punching bag with a trollface on it. That poor fridge needs a break. :'(
 
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I would choose a Boglimified Bloody Mary. Liquid Smoke, Bacon Bits. Jalapeños, Rickeys Hot Sauce, fried bacon garnish. Has the boy ever been know to make one? It'd be better for him than mixing with soda.
I wouldn't really call that boglim. Those are all things that could reasonably go into a Bloody Mary. To be Boglim he'd have to add absolutely inexplicable shit to it like orange juice, grape jelly, Pixie Sticks dust, slices of American cheese, and bog mead.
 
Anyone have their own drink combos they've created that they enjoy?

I got this mixed drink here it's a combination of vodka, Orange Hawaiian Punch, Lemonade and Sprite.

Pretty sure he would call it "Cobra's Hawaiian Rockstar Punch" or something gay

The boy influences me to do food hacking and drink mixing

Drink responsibly adult beverages are for 21 and up

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Vanilla vodka and sunny D. Tastes like an orange cream sickle. I don't drink it anymore, but it was a go to in college.
 
At my job today, a lady came in with a badge that wrote PDA awareness. I didn't know what that is. All I knew was that she was being very autistic. I've just looked up what PDA is. It stands for Pathological Demand Avoidance, which is apparently a profile of Autism Spectrum Disorder. I'm now convinced that Josh doesn't have Oppositional Defiant Disorder. He instead matches the profile of PDA.

This website offers great descriptions: https://reframingautism.org.au/pathological-demand-avoidance-pda-and-autism-guide-for-allies/
Here are some quotes from it:

The overwhelming need to be in control is a driving force behind many PDA behaviours. The loss of autonomy is perceived as a threat that activates the fight-flight or freeze response, which can lead to heightened anxiety, occasionally escalating to a state of panic, especially when individuals perceive a lack of control or vulnerability. In the event that an individual with PDA reacts with a fight or flight response, it can result in emotional outbursts that might mistakenly lead to a misdiagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder (ODD) or other behavioural conditions.

The obsessive behaviour exhibited by individuals who experience PDA may also differ from others who also experience obsessive behaviour, as the fixations of a PDA-er often revolve around other individuals, whether fictional or real, to the extent of becoming overwhelming for the person on the receiving end. A person with Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) may appear very composed, collected, and compliant at school, but exhibit more challenging behaviour at home/in their “safe space”. This is often because they have reached their threshold of tolerance and need to release the suppressed anxiety they have been experiencing.

Additionally, people who experience PDA may enjoy role playing, sometimes to the extent that the character they are playing feels more comfortable for them to inhabit than their reality, and they may appear to “lose touch” with reality. They may adopt the personality of someone or something (e.g. a favourite teacher, animal, friend, or co-worker) for an extended period of time. This can often become obsessive, and can get in the way of the person forming friendships and having healthy social interactions.

Below are some examples of the ‘demands of daily life’ that a person experiencing demand avoidance may resist:

  • A direct demand (an instruction, such as ‘brush your teeth’, ‘do the dishes’ or ‘go to work now’);
  • An internal demand (for example willing yourself to do something such as take a shower, or bodily needs such as hunger or needing to use the toilet); and
  • An indirect or implied demand (including any expectation, such as a question that requires an answer (‘When are you coming home today?’), food in front of you that you are expected to eat, or a deadline arriving that needs tending to).
The last example reminds me of his extreme tardiness during the filming of Empire of Dirt. He would make YourFavoriteSon wait hours outside his apartment building while he was getting ready. It also reminds something that has been very common this year: how he orders DoorDash only to let it "cool off" and eat it the next day.
 
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He instead matches the profile of PDA.
No, it is definitely ODD. An example is him over-seasoning his food on camera. We all know, and he does too, that you don't need a handful of garlic salt.
The reason he adds it is in opposition to the documentary where his food tasted bland.
Also he never did well in school. He is not compliant anywhere. He threatened to stab someone in the neck at the parking lot of a gas station.
I don't think PDA is even real. Kind of like Time Blindness. Just another excuse for the new generation to slack off.
 
Back in my day, we just called his kinda behaviour being an asshole.
I think a lot of the problems with modern diagnosis of these new illnesses is they always just seem to stop at the diagnosis.

Just "OK you have X syndrome" then you just go home and use your new diagnosis as a get out of jail free card to be an asshole.

It used to be step one was diagnosing the problem, then once you acknowledged it, you were supposed to take steps to stop having the problem. Somewhere along the line normalcy stopped being the goal.
 
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