Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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For fuck sakes the poor bottle didn’t even last a full 24 hours. Not to mention the handle of shitty gut rot vodka he goes through on a near constant basis. At this point if he were to lose access to alcohol it’s a very high likelihood that withdrawals would probably kill him without going to a detox center.
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OT but Honey Jack is disgustingly sweet. Drank two of the bottles he's holding in a day, got the worst hangover.
 
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Looking all sweaty and discombobulated with that empty bottle, that's rough shit man. (:_(

I'm digging the grown out hobo wizard beard with the little Jaffar goatee look, like someone else said he totally does look like a lion with leukemia.

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OT but Honey Jack is disgustingly sweet. Drank two of the bottles he's holding in a day, got the worst hangover.
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I feel like all the various flavored Jacks are too sweet, the honey one, the cinnamon one, the apple one, I think there's a winter one too. At least the cinnamon one has a cool Fire Engine themed label.

I can't do Jack anymore, I feel like they changed something in it at some point. I remember it having a nice brown sugar after kick and being pretty decent even straight, but the last time I tried just straight Jack it felt like something was seriously off quality wise, way more bottom shelf tasting like someone just put brown food coloring and flavor in gasoline.
 
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I saw this on /v/ the other day.
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Fortyone said:
So apparently NAL got obsessed with willo davis, called his family and contacts and basically got him to delete all his cobra "coverage" (and videos in general). He always came across as a complete soyboy so I'm not surprised.

Makes you think of what kind of work she did to get the reddit taken down, I'm of the opinion she's 100% to blame for it being removed. All she does all day is sit around obsessing about online content featuring her and Josh and how she can control it, it's like Ralph except somehow worse. Almost makes me wonder if she had anything to do with krystal disappearing again.

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Kind of a based W for her. Can’t take the heat then get out the kitchen! Josh has dozens if not hundreds of Insane Reddit alogs who get him kicked out of his houses and lose jobs and the BOY doesn’t stop making content.
 
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BigPeanut said:
Kind of a based W for her. Can’t take the heat then get out the kitchen! Josh has dozens if not hundreds of Insane Reddit alogs who get him kicked out of his houses and lose jobs and the BOY doesn’t stop making content.
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This is because there’s not a load of soy in the BOY. That Willo faggot couldn’t stand against a moderate wind, let alone a schizophrenic bitch filled with hate who has way too much time on her hands. Our BOY is just built different. That’s the thing of it, toobz.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
I would fucking kill to see her and Tar Man go at it.
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NAL getting all the cobra alog channels taken down would be deliciously ironic. Should've thought about it before you tried to farm Cobes and NAL for clout under your real name without thinking things through.

But seriously, bending your knee to NAL is pathetic. She's a broke, insane woman on the internet who doesn't have the mental capacity or the funds to do real damage to you. Just don't share any personal info with her and you'll be fine.
 
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Merlin Manson said:
Jack Daniels is the can opener bicycle helmet of whiskey.

The moment you reach legal drinking age fuck sickos and mass shootings it is no longer a sought after item.
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It's also really overpriced. Evan Williams Black or hell, even Jim Beam are pretty decent for the price, especially if you're mixing them with Coke or whatever. The Tennessee Honey mixed with Vanilla Coke is surprisingly a good drink combo, but it's too fucking sweet for more than a couple of them. It's not surprising to me at all that Cobes could shut that bottle down, given how much sugar he consumes. I don't want to even imagine the hangover.
 
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Just letting you all know Queen Boyle successfully pegged that Soytuber Willo in the ass.

She deleted her insane posts and the pictures of his mom, girlfriend, and brother from her community tab.

Meanwhile, soyboy has to deal with the shame and embarrassment from both his mom and his girlfriend after being cucked by Mrs. Boyle. He could re-upload his content, or just live in fear knowing she's breathing behind his back from now to forever.

Makes you wonder if Cobes ever thought she could be tamed by his goth sorcery; obviously, not.

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Lol I swear to sky god, I knew Willo Davis was a fucking faggot. between his constant nontent and milquetoast "reactions" i always hated his videos on Josh... Way to get exposed by a bpd whore that got banged out by Cobra... I mean even Josh hasn't deleted an entire library of content over her bullshit antics buuuuuuuuuuut I guess we can't all have circles of protection upon us.

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